When he has a Schizoid Personality Disorder and have never kissed a girl in 23 years

>When he has a Schizoid Personality Disorder and have never kissed a girl in 23 years

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>when he makes unoriginal threads

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Sauce?

>when he has deep affection for a fictional character

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27 years*

>when she thinks you have a future together because you flew to her country for a 3 week holiday, ate all her food, dicked her slit and smoked all her weed

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>When he pirates his anime in 480p and watches it in 4k TV

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Silly you, anime character don't smoke weed.

JoJo's bizarre adventure part 5

>When he can't tell if the OP understands the meaning of the word "schizoid" or not

literally me except I'm 30

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I don't see anything discerning that OP doesn't know.

Diagnosed? Sounds like me but I've never seen a shrink.

I always have to guess because half the time on this website people don't realize that "schizoid" doesn't mean "schizophrenic". Correct terminology is important.

One google search and I'm educated. Thanks, user.

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cluster A disorders are all "schizophrenia lite" where each one expresses one of the aspects of schizophrenia, the actual mental disease contains all 3 of them

Do you have this or are you just well-read?
Usually that goes hand-in-hand
also >tfw avoidant personality disorder

I'm a diagnosed schizoid, although the last diagnosis said that there are signs of mutliple disorders. Spending time in psychiatric hospitals also serves to broaden your view as you meet people with different problems.

Out of curiosity, did you randomly fear having your house invaded as a child?

>schizoid
>meet people
C'mon now

stop self diagnosing

nope

what do you think a psych hospital is? when you have to share a room and meals with 15 people under a constant surveillance then you'll obviously meet them and learn about what they're sick with

What puts a schizoid in a psych hospital? You're not disrupting society, are you?

they do when you try to kys

That's not disrupting society, that's freeing yourself from this boring hellhole.

>the actual mental disease contains all 3 of them
haha is it possible to fit all three of them without being schizophrenic?

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If you kill yourself you will never find out how your favourite manga/anime/media franchise ends.
Plus you can't shitpost on Zig Forums when dead.

>he can't shitpost from the afterlife
Look if there are reports of ghosts doing crazy shit surely you can haunt a computer.

Considering how life exists to dissapoint me, the computer I would haunt would not be able to connect to the internet and it'd probably be a toaster that explodes after 5 seconds of me being inside it.

True, and true. So I won't.
But without all this, it would not be worth it.