/smg/ - Stock Market General

stock market edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/oil/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Fuck you.

Yeah fuck anime posters

fuck me

How do people stand using RobinNigger? Holy fuck what an awful interface. If you set any special order like a trailing stop trying to find it again takes way to many god damn steps.

rate my hands

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I got fucked today Zig Forums and not in a good way.

TSLA stock split

kamela harris did nothing wrong

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watching the kodak earnings call praying for a fat dump

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Should I take out a 10k loan and put it all into AAPL at the split?

FUCK IT

Are you retarded? RH is simple as fuck. It shows you pending orders right in the stock info page.

What about that time she said she believed the woman that accused Biden of rape?

Non tanker faggots don't know how good the high seas are.

TESLA 5-1 STOCK SPLIT
>TESLA 5-1 STOCK SPLIT
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>TESLA 5-1 STOCK SPLIT
TESLA 5-1 STOCK SPLIT
>TESLA 5-1 STOCK SPLIT
TESLA 5-1 STOCK SPLIT
>TESLA 5-1 STOCK SPLIT
TESLA 5-1 STOCK SPLIT
>TESLA 5-1 STOCK SPLIT

is that a good thing? should I buy some now?

god i can't stand boomers

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Source?

Just wait until after the split when it's cheaper.

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>TSLA AH

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cnbc.com/2020/08/11/tesla-announces-five-for-one-stock-split.html

i lost $200 today on my penny stock gambling but i made $150 day trading, idk how to feel. i made 100 on selling half of my micron swing trade but i got stopped out at break even (48.5) and it dumped today. also lost like $20 gambling with afternoon day trades.

thinking im just going to avoid all overnight holdings and afternoon trading for the rest of my life. trading the open is love, trading the open is life.

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>stock goes down for like 2 days
>elon
STOCK SPLIT

TESLA SPLIT
5 to 1

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I was down on tsla so much during the past 2 days now I am back babies

Oh my god, it's real...

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CNBC

So we get TSLA and APPL cheapies, I'm about to liquidate and load up on calls

Who's ready to get back on the saddle

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>AMZN 100:1 STOCK SPLIT
>AMZN 100:1 STOCK SPLIT
>AMZN 100:1 STOCK SPLIT
>AMZN 100:1 STOCK SPLIT
>AMZN 100:1 STOCK SPLIT

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boomers use Merril Lynch and Vanguard

pictured is the Robinhood audience

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So how does the stock split work, is it worth buying now

Ummm... love me some Pippa Stevens

the literal only thing i don't understand about RH is why they don't just use AMTD instead. it's literally the same thing except not shit. free trades since october nigga wtf are you doin?

stfu

Options aren't free

Nah

my SLV calls took a savage beating today. Went from being up 300% to being up 50%. FUCK

Eat a dick nigger.

The price becomes 1/5 and everyone gets 5x the shares.

You take 100 shares and break it up. In this case it's 5:1. So you're 100 shares become 500 shares. The net value is the same but each individual share is worth 1/5 of the original.

ZOOM ZOOM BUY STOCK BEFORE SPLIT
ZOOM ZOOM MAKE LOTS OF MONEY

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It means even more volatility.

so basically poorfags can buy more shares

So, last quarter i got 90 stocks of OSTKO from dividend shit (it was strange) . Bullshit can only be sold at one brokerage, and i just didn't give a fuck about it. Looked in on it today and it's through the roof. Shit is strange guys.

AGQ BROS
IS IT TIME???
IS THE SILVER GONNA WAKE UP???

yeah no saddle needed, I'd prefer to ride pippa bareback.

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Priced in

Zoomers caused this

>trading options instead of stocks and dealing with premiums

????

Precisely the point

Yes.
Otherwise literally no change really

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Pretty much. But they could have done so already if you were with a broker like Schwab who sell slices of a stock.

Why is Tencent up?

Is Apple ever gonna hit 450 again

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Watch out, Elon's got more cards on his deck.

>What are the chances he can finally pop this stupid stock market bubble so I can buy the dip?
Bubble already popped last March, you missed a once in a lifetime opportunity there, bud. In any case, he will be the one who's going to save America from declining further.

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So if Tesla splits, is it just another wait for the dip scenario? What’s the point of split if fractional shares are a thing? Seems more like a psychological tool to get poorfags to buy

China is the future

>OSTKO
nice

It makes no difference if you bag apple now or wait post split. Due to the way it's adjusted the shares will trade starting at 112 per share on 8-31-2020 with your total cost the same either way. The upside is look at history. Apple did a 7:1 split when the stock was 600 per. So it was 100 per on split date. As we know it didn't stay at 100 per for long... Nor will it this time either.

When treasuries dumped today, the two choices were buy TMF shares or TLT options. TMF would have netted me about 5% so far. The TLT calls I ended up getting are up 15%

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>Chinese stock
Look I'm not gonna outright call manipulation but I will say there is no real reason why that number moves in either direction.

>
>but nothing has improved, and they won't understand why.
With enough chimpouts it's not going to be a viable option to just allow them to keep happening. All of the government subterfuge in the world can't stop an entire populous from wrecking shit and causing full civil breakdown if the people really have nothing better to do and nothing to lose.

The minorities are perfectly comfortable living like vermin, it's why shithole countries are shithole countries in the first place. I'm not saying that it's inevitable that the US ends up like that, but I am saying that if things come circle again soon enough, if things don't improve then there's no reason to keep trying...

I don't even want to look at my account. All the stocks I own are like 15-20% down today.
Fuck my life.

>Seems more like a psychological tool to get poorfags to buy
Kinda.
Splits make stocks go up while reverse splits make stocks go down. It doesn't make any sense but that's how it is.

Unfortunately the big tech bubble will pop before the Apple split so retailtards won’t even notice or care because they think it’s still gonna go up after

I was really tempted when I saw TMF down 4% or so, I have no idea why I didn't pull the trigger!!

Do you think robinniggers know what a trailing stop is?

>TSLA stock split 5 ways
>Stock up 6% AH

Absolute clown world. How is stock dilution a "good" thing. Maybe algo will catch the mistake and dump 10% tomorrow morning.

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Now that many of the brokers sale fractional shares with more adding the feature every week "stock splits" are literally meaningless because you can split any stock you want.

>treasuries

i don't know shit about this, but at least you made money allegedly

Delete this.

The split isnt happening toward the end of the month so traders are probably milking it while they can.

What is babby's first option write? Weekly covered call on KO?

Still holding strong since $4. I missed selling the parabolic pump that went to $23, was out for a few days. So just holding since

Campbell Soup never moves anywhere.

Treasuries are a better inverse than inverse ETFs and UVXY cuz they are traded directly so they lend themselves better to TA and FA. They don't move a lot though so you need leverage, hence TMF and TLT options

>How is stock dilution a "good" thing.
It's neither good or bad retard. In fact I'd argue it's on the side of being good since you can buy/sell smaller chunks.

youtube.com/watch?v=FE2nQVFi_uw

orange man on in 10 minutes

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It just means the per share value will go down. As in, 1 share will be 300ish as opposed to 1500ish.
The people who already own shares will get 5 shares per 1 they own.
Stock splits are just a way to opening up more shares for more trading. In particular, it makes it more reasonable to trade options on the stock (current values are pretty fucking ridiculous, like tens of thousands of dollars for a single option.)
This really shouldn't affect your view on TSLA at all. If you think they're a good stock, buy. If not, avoid.

>got out early and got back in late
The bounce back tomorrow is gonna feel great

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>How is stock dilution a "good" thing
a 5:1 stock split is not a dilution
It's literally just a split, if you had 5% of the float on Tesla, you'll still have 5% afterwards.

It's bullish exactly because poors can now buy more Tesla. 5X easier to get a block of 100 shares.

oh no... shit I'm going to be busy too
let me know what I miss!

>Run up to $2000
>Split knocks it down to $400 a share
>Hooders and Zoomers keep buying because price memory
>Back to $1500 a share in 6 months

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Chie a shit

I think it's good but I wonder if the cybertruck is a complete failure the company could bomb

what he's gonna talk about ?

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is that a

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I've taken the boomer pill. What are some good stocks that illustrate patriotism, family values, and the American spirit I can invest in?

Currently looking at

>DENN
>TA
>BAC

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>$3000 by the election
>will still be too scared to get in

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about how obama is at fault for WW2

>>Back to $1500 a share in 6 months
I might get on this ride!

Also, who /JMIA/ here?

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How did she take her top off while keeping the jacket on?

Take it from some one who posts a lot of bait. This is bait.

Seems like a win to me. I dumped 9200 into apple. I wait till split date when the stock is cheap as hell. I let the buying demand push the stock back to 300 per. So my 9200 turns into 25,200 with ease.

Thats it bros im not looking at my stock or selling anything ever. I have apple tsm and jnug.

Elon would never let that happen. It's never been about the money for him so he'd do whatever it took to recover

I've been selling weekly puts on wkhs since the july dump and it has been so lucrative.
I'm going to miss when this gravy train is gone.

you replied :)

also you still holding TQQQ? how fucked are you right now

>QQQ down
>SPY down
>Russel down
>FAANG down
>Metals down
>Crypto down
>Bonds down
>Treasuries down
>DXY basically flat

what the fuck is actually up right now?

So I just found out about Biden's VP pick. No wonder everything tanked.

I sold that shit this morning for QQQ puts. I'm not even fucked anymore.

youtube.com/watch?v=3tHPsphg9xc
you walk across the floor with a flower in your hand
tryna tell me no one understands
trading your hours for a handful of dimes...

Can you write covered calls with fractionals though? Don’t think so

keeeeek

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NOC
TXT

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