What's the best gift you've ever received, biz?

What's the best gift you've ever received, biz?

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my life

thats cute, i hope when i make it some girl loves me

based

receiving the love of god

This made me laugh. All you'll get is disdain.

fucking onions, this guy deserves to have his wife fucked by BBC

That is a pretty based gift

You're probably a terrible person, so I wouldn't hold my breath

Why do these ppl look jewish?

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Fuck off zoomer

>skinny
>strongish jaw
>white
>nice non slut clothes
>kinda retard acting
nice

I can smell the onions from here.

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>not a puppy
gay and bluepilled

imma take a dump inside your dilates anus how about that asshole

t. nigger

Finding out about link at 25ยข
1000 EOY

I found out about link only last year after google. Im still grateful

Women are legal children.

>"What is it... a... ticket for a vaSECTOMY???? :DDD"

A honey bun with candles in it when I was homeless on my birthday
Caught me totally by surprise and made me cry like a fool

a girls body when she gives herself to me

threesome
double blowjob
car
rifle

probably in that order

Damn I haven't had a honey bun in a while

How are you doing these days user?

The star trek enterprise when I was 10, fucking thing was huge

My parents. I was lucky to be born into a very stable family.

>NOOOO, YOU CAN'T BE HAPPY AND HAVE A LOVING WIFE, YOU HAVE TO BE A SAD SELF-LOATHING INCEL!!!!!

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this right here

>women
>love

No, that's just the sixth pizza you had for the third lunch

lol imagine having been homeless and now on Zig Forums. kys but ifrst, get back to work retard

based, being able to admit we all just got lucky

Wealthy and comfy. My mindset is so different now that I can pretty much guarantee I'll never be on the street again no matter what. All those guys who did that nice thing for me are dead before age 40 though. They never got it together.

God bless Serg.

I have a job and probably more monies than you bud. This was in 2011 or something.

Not a one of you has a decent gift story.

Who hurt you Zig Forums?