I've got 9600 dumped in apple stock. Glorious split will see that hit over 25000 once all those cheap shares are bagged like crazy. Future buybacks will help to.
Oliver Edwards
So is tesla gonna jump tomorrow during market hours or what?
I'm just so tired and angry, I want to get off this ride
That tech dump today was fucking brutal. 20% down today for me.
Noah Phillips
How did you fall for these /smg/ pranks?
Grayson Sanchez
My wife was killed by a drunk driver. I was already drinking a bit to much and this sent me right over the edge to full blown alcoholic. My sister in law comes over to check on me.im completely falling down drunk. The way she looks and smells reminds me so much of my wife. I pull to me and start to kiss her and feel her up. She tells me no but she doesn’t try to physically stop me. We move to the floor and I hiked her dress up and pulled her panties down. She was still telling me to stop but I just didn’t want to. After I got inside her and started pumping she stopped talking. She was running her hands over my body occasionally as well. When I came in her I nutted so hard she was leaking before I even pulled my dick out. I laid on top of her exhausted and she ran her finger through my hair and told me it was ok. She helped me get to my bed and I passed out. When I woke up she was still there. She said she understood what happened was an expression of grief but it couldn’t happen again. She said she knows I’m a good person but I have a bad drinking problem I needed to fix. I apologized a lot and I’m ashamed to admit I cried while doing it. She hugged me and told me not to worry to much about it but she had to go home now. I’m pretty sure she told her husband. Every time I’ve seen them after he does nothing but stare at me angrily.
Kayden Cruz
You could have bought over 300 Thai prostitudes for that amount damn
Isaiah Reed
I made money on all of them And I held until it tanked
Chase Collins
You're supposed to hold on to stuff that has potential, not pump and dumps lmaooooo
I'll buy a put for next week. People who announce their hunches in these threads always end up the fool.
Hunter Gutierrez
My TSLA shares were killed today. I was already drinking a bit to much and this sent me right over the edge to full blown alcoholic. My sister in law comes over to check on me.im completely falling down drunk. The way she looks and smells reminds me so much of Elon Musk. I pull to me and start to kiss her and feel her up. She tells me no but she doesn’t try to physically stop me. We move to the floor and I hiked her dress up and pulled her panties down. She was still telling me to stop but I just didn’t want to. After I got inside her and started pumping she stopped talking. She was running her hands over my body occasionally as well. When I came in her I nutted so hard she was leaking before I even pulled my dick out. I laid on top of her exhausted and she ran her finger through my hair and told me it was ok. She helped me get to my bed and I passed out. When I woke up she was still there. She said she understood what happened was an expression of grief but it couldn’t happen again. She said she knows I’m a good person but I have a bad drinking problem I needed to fix. I apologized a lot and I’m ashamed to admit I cried while doing it. She hugged me and told me not to worry to much about it but she had to go home now. I’m pretty sure she told her husband. Every time I’ve seen them after he does nothing but stare at me angrily.
James Bailey
Imagine falling for this fake "rug pull" Imagine not buying the dip
I keep convincing myself this one is The One that's going to keep going
So I went into TQQQ yesterday morning so I could clear my head
And here we are.......
Noah Martinez
And by put it all in, I mean buy like 6 shares of it due to how high it is
Luke Nelson
MVIS, UAVS were both pump and dumps which held much higher territory than their initial values, in fact repeatedly peaked, UAVS is currently up 10x sitting near ATH. Both were explicitly PnD. New paradigm.
Easton Perez
so I was wondering, will it be better to buy apple pre split on say a dip or would it be better to buy after the split?
Asher Gutierrez
Inverse whatever your feelings are.
Samuel Williams
>2aPmLTH0 unlike kaiji, I hope to not rush into bad situations because of an addiction to gamberu
Jace Flores
Tesla is splitting, so buy some now
Austin Sanchez
>TSLA 5 for 1 stock split OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO still cant afford 100 shares tho
