What would you do if you were the protagonist of re: zero?

What would you do if you were the protagonist of re: zero?

Attached: 315153.jpg (225x350, 23.79K)

Cry like a pussy

Cry like a pussy!

Probably do a lot of the same shit as Subaru minus the simping for Emilia. For all his supposed retardness, Subaru basically got a job and a place to live within a day of showing up.

>Help Emilia and get killed off like a retard
>Time up Elsa's arrival
>Call Reinhard and have him finish off Elsa while I play the hero and get inside Emilia's mansion
>Gain Ram and Rem's trust, then date Rem
>Take her off far away or find a way to defeat the cultists
>???
>Have lots of oni children
>Profit!

Attached: 773238.jpg (1920x1080, 1.15M)

Only correct answer

Attached: rezero emt suki.jpg (1280x720, 41.62K)

Rape

Based

probably level up to insane levels since i can just respawn and then go on a raping spree

Rape and pillage then die and do it all over again.

Lmao retard

Physical stats and magical stats don't carry over, including muscle memory. At best, the only thing you'll have gotten is a better idea on what to do.

>Re:Zero
>Leveling
Also, you lose any physical gains you make between loops.

What can you even level up in? Your magical asshole is broken and you can't learn magic quickly, it would take years before you even became a decent mage. Same with becoming a warrior, at most you'd be Otto level.

Maybe spiritual contracts but even those ain't easy.

Attached: Roswaal L. Mathers.png (1920x1080, 2.85M)

truth pilled

then i become the next hitler

Subaru is actually really good at being a spiritualist. The problem is that he got Beatrice as a spirit. While she is extremely powerful in many regards, she's extremely unsuited to be Subaru's spirit since she can't get mana from other places and can't allow her contracter to use multiple spirits.

Lmao you're as retarded as Subaru. At most you'll manage to attack an old man before the knights take you prisoner and you die raped in prison.

The problem is making a contract. I'm not sure if Subaru can actually manage that on his own, for that Emilia might actually be useful to teach him the ropes and practice contracting with minor spirits. Subaru's strength lies in his allies, like getting Elsa in the pride if.

Kill myse- SHIT!

why would i attack an old man?

Knowing a faggot like you, that's the first idiotic thing you'd try. And probably fail at it too.

become cum

Why do rezerofags even pretending to answer truthfully?
Or are you really that pathetic and useless you would do the same shit he did?
Can your minds even comprehend that just because you worthless fucks can't do jack shit, it doesn't mean that everyone else is a useless piece of shit, right?
To answer op's question, a couple of things change the entire course of events, like not being a retard like Subaru, and not simping for puss like a thirsty beta.
There, you resolved all the immediate dying and chasing puss issues in the series.
>b-b-b-but then emilia dies and puckz liek o m g world ending har har
Reinhardt takes care of it, he always moves in times like these whether he likes it or not.
Secondly, I couldn't give a fuck about Emilia and I probably wouldn't even talk to her since I'm not that retarded to get assaulted 2 seconds in the story.

Attached: 597385345634.jpg (691x1054, 199.3K)

on your period or something?

You don't have to be isekai'ed to kill yourself

Die, a lot.

The proper answer is to find an item or spell that can kill me painlessly whenever I choose to use it.
If you can turn the fact of having to die to reset into a simple trigger then you won't be hesitant to use it and it'll come in quite handy.

>user doesn't treasure himself
Never gonna make it

I can't honestly say 17 year old me would of done a whole lot better then Subaru, different yes but better? hard to say.

I don't know what would have happened afterward but I would have simply run away from Emilia after dying for the first time.

Cry like a pussy

I don't think I could avoid becoming similar to Greed-Subaru, though it would be without Echidna's support. I'd find a way to save everyone, but probably couldn't deeply understand them or be their emotional support.

Attached: Kasaneru_Dona_3.png (1000x748, 679.43K)

this doesn't sound like a bad idea until you face an enemy that sees through it, if they know you're planning to kill yourself they'll basically avoid killing you at all cost.