User, why are you still a virgin?

user, why are you still a virgin?

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Dunno. Society hates me

Because I have to become a Hero of Justice.

unfortunately i'm not. it was stolen from me by some slut when i was 17

What's it to you?

Cause I only care about 2D

Yes. Fortunately, there's a cure for this.
Take your clothes off.

Getting laid is too easy, i could've gotten laid by 13, finding someone that you love and loves you is something else.

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Because now I can cast Magic Missile.

Low self esteem

Why am I reminded of Betty from Kung Pow?
>I could dance like that...if I felt like it

>user, why are you still a virgin?
Because i'm a disgrace and i can't talk to womens

You know the rules.

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Losing something for no gain is no wise exchange at all.

I've been lied to by a woman I idolized for too long, now I'm not capable to trust any girl enough to even attempt any intimacy, not to mention the dread of the crushing embarassment of possible rejection. All this despite being pretty confident and apparently great to talk to and be around. Maybe it's this place that is poisoning me, who knows.

I'm not. Here's a picture of me around the same time the village rapist abducted me for days and days of sexual abuse. I heard he not only filmed it, but sold said tapes to very powerful people.

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I still feel fat even though other people act like I'm not anymore.

I'm not but I've only done it with prostitutes so I don't know if it counts.

I'm not you fat nigger. Yes I'm talking to you OP.

yes

I've had to un-fuck so much shitty code at work that I just can't stay ahead. I'm in negative numbers at the moment.

It does, and now you're a souless being.

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>prostitutes
>multiple
Treat yourself better user

I spent so much money on hookers when I went to Japan I'm surprised I didn't bankrupt myself. My first one was named Yuzuki, she turned red when I told her she took my virginity and it was very cute.

I don't even care anymore. Real relationship will never be as sweet as those i see in anime anyway.

Very cute user.

I'm honing my magic skills

I almost did something about it but her parents were home and I had no way of expecting that because she was 34. I did get an opportunity to stick my fingers in her though.

too afraid to try

Cause for much of my childhood my peers and various adults teased me about liking my female childhood friend when I legitimately didn't like her that way, and it was so increasingly annoying year after year, time after time, that it turned me off from romance and sex entirely throughout adolescence and adulthood.

Based. My family did this to me too and it was awful. Not sure if it had any consequences.

Jerking off feels better... wait...

Shit.

Because I am too scared to go beyond just being friends with women