Wanna get into Monogatari

So Zig Forums, what are the best subtitles for the Monogatari series? I first intended to simply go with official ones, but a lot of cucks on the internet can't seem to agree about which subs are best. What's your take on this?
Also, preferably torrent releases, because I'm a filthy pirate who can't afford Crunchyroll. I assume Coalgirls is alright? What do you say?

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Don’t.

Why?

>but a lot of cucks on the internet
lmao, just fuck off back to r*ddit, dude

>who can't afford Crunchyroll
If that's your reason, you need to fuck off back to where you came from and also ideally kill yourself.

I was actually checking MAL boards, but I came here because those can't be trusted for shit.

Are you new to anime and Zig Forums?

Learn moonrunes

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Perfect subs don't exist for anime in general, be it fanmade or "professional".

Series like Monogatari have it even worse, no matter what, a fuck ton will be lost in translation. Deal with it.

idk man I just watched it on Crunchyroll.

Alright, I'll be honest. It's not that I can't afford it, but rather that I don't wanna pay for it. I think Aniplex released BluRays and stuff? Are those better?
Yes actually.

I accidentally focused to much on the plot and completely neglected the fan service on my first watchthrough.
Don't do the same mistake and appreciate the fanservice.

I don't want to, thank you very much. I'd rather kill myself.

Small correction. Yes to anime, no to Zig Forums. Although I'm a newbie on Zig Forums specifically. I mostly lurk in other boards.

Please do so.

Then you should know to lurk to learn.

I've been lurking here for months. No one talks about what release is better.

because there is no "better" release. they're all okay and all stink.

unless you wanna learn moonrunes, you better be ready for compromise

no one has sat down to compare sub quality and accuracy between different releases. just download any release, but make sure it's BD so that you get uncensored fanservice.

So anything goes? Alright. Thanks.

Coalgirls for Bake 1-12, ANE for 13-15. Commie for everything else. Use whatever you can find for Zoku Owari and Owari S2

Just download a bunch of them and choose.
Look for these things:
1)Intonations and visual cues will allow you to infer if subs are correct or not. Sometimes translation just don't match what's happening on screen.
2. Annotations, remarks about cultural things, etc. IMO every good subber will add as much of them as possible. Ofc, every kanji apperaing on the screen should be translated too. If there's a wordplay around kanji compounds, the translator should do everything in their power to make you understand it even if you don't know japanese.
3. You should like the style of translation. I've found some absolutely great subs that just weren't my thing.
Overall, there's so much wordplay that with translation you'll see just a little of it so "bad" subs won't make a terrible difference.

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It's a cult. Stay the fuck away.

Commie is pretty good.

Learn Japanese stupid fuck, it's so damm easy. 2 month is enough to read raw manga. Nigger

>what's the best subs?
>lmao dude just lern 2 read jap and kys.
god I love 4chinz.
Coalgirls is alright, but the crunchy one is better imo. If anything, just watch it on gogo, and you'll be fine.

>kys
Kill yourself, redditor.

Fucking this. I regret wasting my time watching this shit show.

ANYTHING but Commie. Unless you like kansai being turned into fucking scottish, various jokes being bastardized, nearly zero honorifics (such as the classic [MC's first name] in place of "oniichan"), and in general the most extreme and egregious examples of """localization""" you're gonna see in anything thats not a Funimation dub, then don't go with Commie.

tl;dr Coalgirls.

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Don't listen to these faggots. Monogatari is enjoyable