/smg/ Stock Market General

Dumb as hell and loving it edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/love/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous thread:

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Glad to see everyones gains but ive just bled away last weeks gains in the morning.

Surely Apple will drop back to 445

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>tfw AAPL is going to drop $100 in 9 months

It was nice being in the green boys...

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Takers on when Amazon and Microsoft are splitting?

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I broke 30k today :)

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nasdaq more like naspump

>SPY almost back to ATH
APOLOGIZE TO MUMU RIGHT NOW

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If you’re considering buying back into SLV, do NOT do it yet. Wait til eod.

giv me some

>Tesla steadily rising.
If I only I knew when Elon posts anime memes on Twitter. Then I'd know the right time to dump.

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CLSK recovering nicely

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I make financial statements for a large cap, I'll answer first 3 questions I get. No insider shit. Yes I'm a faggot.

rise up slv bros

Everyone’s euphoric is it time to short

Always inverse biz

All of my SPY puts expire today. Been cvcked by the bvll.

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PEOPLE OF /SMG/ GIVE ME YOUR GAINS

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are you a big titty goth gf or a petite redhead because those are my fetishes

Anybody here in Blackberry right now?

Jesus Christ, is this the slowest moving stock ever!!

what stocks should i buy mr money man

Fully in on SLV now

I bought LOW and HD 8/21 calls last week planning on holding until earnings. I'm already up 83% and 169% and I'm pretty sure I'm dumb to continue holding. Should I trust my weak hands or hold until they blow up?

what company do you work for

i am a bald young lad

>no insider shit
Then what good are you? Kys.

I'm starting to become too scared to hold my AAPL. I wanted to have 100 shares after the split to sell covered calls on but the volatility is too much. And now I'm afraid we're going to crash during the election and AAPL is way too high and FUCK FUCK what do I do

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What penny stocks are gonna go ATH within the next 3 months?

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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IGEN

naturally bald or do you just shave your head

Mate, if I did mickey mouse accounting for a living, I would be shutting the fuck up and staying in the backseat like a good little bot that you are.

Got my Robinhood Cash activated and my card is on the way. I chose the black one. Anyone else used it yet?

see

What premium do you take on weekly options? 1% of underlying? 0,5%? I want to get my feet wet and don't know how conservative to go.

What's a good entry point on CLSK?

>nkla up
>wkhs down
i'm seething
bought wkhs at 5 didnt sell at 23. i had 200k now its 110k

What does this mean and how can I profit from it?

SLV chads RISE UP

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Took profit n dropped into Apple. Not gonna lie.

RKT is doing it boys

The strike will determine the premium. Not really ever vice versa.

how the fuck am I down 3% again today what the fuck everything I own is blood red

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Hopefully. Bought that trash way too fucking high, but I'm long on it

If I do weeklies I play super conservative at two 2sd which means I make pennies.
I normally target 1sd at 45 days.

lock the card and don't use it unless you want your entire portfolio erased

It's not going to go green with that attitude.

short china

just buy easy money like V and MSFT

Guys I think these big swings are starting to fuck with me. I was down 9% yesterday and am up 12% today. Fuck

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How could you be 3% down on one of the best market days we've had in a while? What meme stocks do you even own, user?

>tfw only up .2%

i've actually be wondering the reason everyone is buying V. I doube consumer spending would be up because not much money. And people don't want to use credit because they wouldn't be able to pay it back

>V
>Crab-17: the stock

Welcome to the big boi club, user. Don't fuck it up.

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Still getting a feel for myself. I let Morgan Stanley handle 300K (now 500K since the corona dip) and am playing around with 5K. Trying day trading and shorts out for fun, but Robinhood can eat a major dick when it comes to crypto buying and selling. Always get fucked by a half a percent buying and or selling. Panic sold Tesla early today, but I'm going to hold onto it til the split along with some Apple.

S&P500 just hit ALL TIME HIGH

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70% here

because MVP (MA V and PYPL) are taking over the world

cash is going away

Can you go into more details, user?

Mother nature having a thick period all over China.

I for one buy SMG for obvious reasons

No it didn't, but it's close

soon, fren. soon

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I get it if my meme stocks are down on a day like this but even my boomer stocks are blood red

I heard you dont even own the crypto you buy on robinhood.

Oh shit, I just looked it up, 3386 is the all time high, I thought it was 3381 for some reason

Do people no longer even google shit for two minutes to at least appear they have any idea of what they are talking about?

EVs not only have cheaper maintenance, the total cost of ownership is lower. Battery prices are only going to keep falling and widen the gap even more.

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Don't take out of your portfolio. Simple as

You were supposed to dump your boomer stocks yesterday while green and go back into tech when it was on sale.

$SPY is still about $1.20 short of the ath.

I can decide beforehand that I'm happy with $5 premium for example so I search where the bid and ask are around 0,04-0,06. That's what I meant.

$HEXO Corp (best cannabis play)

$VICI PPTYS (George Soros' #1 holding)

$Intel (undervalued, will never die)...

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what are your best covered call stocks

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Source on image?

>Battery prices are only going to keep falling
How do I short batteries?

Yeah, you don't. It's more or less treated just like a normal share.

EVs are cheaper? that must be why govs subsidize them to help them compete in the market

big brain time

BAC is crabbing

You mum sent it to me on Facebook

based

>AAPL
What the fuck m8?

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selling WKHS puts has been free money for a while now
not exactly what you asked

IM GONNA COOOM

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>MA
>V
I can see them staying around for a while. Marqeta is an IPO i'm looking to buy so that should be good aswell
>PYPL
Paypal is slowly losing market shares. Cash app is what us zoomers use probably because of the simplicity and their marketing tactics. They deadass just give away money. I think paypal is slowly losing market share and cash app will take over

oh no no no...

holy shit

PEP
NTNX
SDC

Saving me from my vxx calls

>up 0.1% over the past 5 weeks

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IM ALL IN ON OIL PUTS AND YOU CANT STOP ME

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Nvda will be the next megacap tech titan

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AAPL 550 EOM check em but also screen shot this

up 2.5% here

>Up 3% today
I just trader some apple?
Why people like apple so much?
Banana much better but apples go up weeeeee

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loling at all the stupid bobos and boomers from yesterday. rope time

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Nope. It's pretty much exactly like a stock except you have no share of the entity. A billion DOGE is just a promissary note. It's still kind of nice to dick around after-hours though and a little fun tracking the trends and shorting for tenths of a percent. But if I'm going to get serious I'm not using Robinhood for it. Faggots owe me about 3.2% of my investments due to sudden fluctuations of 0.5%- despite it bouncing back and forth 0.05-0.08% for a good minute before I buy or sell.