>all star team
>great marketing
>Fast transactions
>Its just a correction
ITT: it's early 2018
Leo Roberts
Jackson Perez
There's still time to get onboard, sinner
Justin Hernandez
woof
Jack Diaz
nice oc... but idk about this coin
David Thompson
>h-hey there ready to pump the sails~
Jonathan Flores
ohhh arkies
Zachary Bennett
>partnered with Disney
>supported by the Chinese communist party
How deep are YOUR brains Zig Forums?
Cameron Russell
This is the first scam I fell for in crypto. Makes me almost nostalgic for the $500 I lost. Almost.
Joseph Hill
dude if this shit ever comes back to life i'm gonna be rich
John Price
Core 3.0 coming Q3
Protokol main launch and MarketSquare, along with updated mobile wallet coming Q4.
Comfy time to be an ARKie
Thomas Gomez
>Partnership with MacDonalds
David Scott
Why is their lawyer (and BA in arts?) making blockchains and selling scooters???
ANSWER ME OP
Sebastian Carter
Ray is a lawyer
Kevin Gomez
Ray is writing their medium articles, making chains, plus selling scooters. Why should I trust this lawyers scooter rental business???!
Nathan Cox
There is another timeline where crypto doesn't get owned by investors. All you need to do is read the manifesto
Ryan Williams
anarcho-nazism???
Xavier Butler
BUY THE DIP FAGGOTS
Parker Jenkins
He has zero experience in any industry except as a taekwando instructor and no ‘international politics’ experience whatsoever. Why should I trust Ray?!
Isaac Thompson
What dip? It’s going to zero. The only person using it is ray their in-house lawyer and taekwando instructor.
Oliver Moore
are you autistic
Dylan Myers
>Ray is the only person in the office.
>Nobody else has been in since 2018.
>They are all at home staking and dumping living the good life.
>The car park is littered with scooters; a fad at the time and now discarded, yesterday’s news.
>Ray, being bored, has an idea!
>Using his limited knowledge in business which he acquired during his stint as a taekwando instructor Ray decided to rent out the scooters.
>Ray has a problem, he knows nobody wants scooters anymore, it’s 2020 and that’s why they were dumped in the first place.
>suddenly Ray remembers why he is in the office in the first place, ARK! Ha, nobody expected it would get used but why not?
>Ray sets to work on his blockchain using Java script he learnt from google; it’s fine, it doesn’t have to be complicated.
>Ray finished his blockchain after a quick 5min google and 20min hard work.
>After a quick taekwando workout Ray puts his plan into action.
>The carpark’s assortment of scooters are loaded into his mums Volvo estate and spread around the county.
>To each scooter Ray attaches a sticker “1 ARK per ride - DECENTRALISED BLOCKCHAIN SCOOTERS” each with a QR code linking to his blockchain scooter database.
>Ray is happy with his days work and goes on to write a medium article.
>Ray updates his LinkedIn to include ‘transport and logistics expert’.
>Nobody cares or uses the scooters and they are eventually disposed of by the city council with the bill forwarded to Rays fake cayman island ARK address.
>The developers continue staking and dumping until they are tracked down and imprisoned for failure to pay their scooter disposable debt.
>ARK now accumulated in their wallets until the end of time eventually using up all the space in the universe causing it to implode under its own mass.
>Big Bang 2.0
>The end
David Cruz
user nobody actually cares about ARK this is a joke thread why are you sperging out
Ayden James
Joseph Peterson
God I remember this piece of shit
Blake Taylor
It’s amazing, I get 10 ARK a week staking and I can sell it for almost $5 now. Almost enough to retire!!!
Sebastian Baker
remember, ycombinator is REALLY aggressive with their marketing
Sebastian Cruz
Adam Foster
god i'm having flashbacks
Brandon Flores
cwag is satoj
Gabriel Williams
>ycombinator
They give up on most of their projects AND this is ARK not REQ lol. REQ who has been getting zero help from them btw as the team can't even manage to protect their intellectual property from Square who is producing a 'request' crypto to fiat payment system (centralised) and who the Reddit REQ fans are having to contest it with Square as the team are programming autists with zero business sense lmao.
LMAO LAMO LAMO
Charles Rivera
RAY is Satoshi and he took 5 years out to become a Taekwando instructor and scooter salesman!