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shoot questions about crypto and biz newfags, I will try to give back something to the board that semi-retired me as of today. dont ask me about specific coins.

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is it better to maintain a spread or go sequential all-in to multiply gains

what shitcoin semi-retired you

Thoughts on XPR this year? Do you think it ya any traction to go up at all? It seems like all the pieces are there but nothing is happening.

I know you said not to ask about specific coins but I’m curious as to what to look for. It checks all the boxes.

I licked your grandma's dusty pussy so good it made your mom squirt.

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Show folio.

if you are talking about DCA into coins, its almost always better to catch dips instead of buying 100% of desired coin in one order.

if you are talking about diversification - too much is horrible in crypto. pick 4 max IMHO. if you are small capital at start, dont diversify at all, but also dont buy pajeets scams with no volume on some gook exchanges. dont even look at UNISWAP.
LINK
devs are dumping massive amounts for years, this shit is 2017 and dead. maybe 2X at max, but the amount of eternal bagholders of this shit is too big to even dream about it.

when will the bull run peak?

100% cash from today. not planning to buy back into crypto till another BIG crash. or BIG move up, so i can scalp and get out quick.

Where to start as a complete noob who’s in college and has 10k saved up? I just downloaded acorns. Is that app bluepilled?

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When you buy coins then exchange them on Uniswap that then have to be converted to ETH before they are sold, do you lose out on any of the value? I'm still not sure if I'm missing any of the details.

which indicators do you use to chart? or do you use any at all

Will I ever make it?

...just say yes....

How do you valuate cryptocurrencies?

is this board only for meme coins?
Kinda first time here, im looking to understand ... business & finance some more, but its all threads about coins

are you the guy that bragged about selling 80% of your link stack at 12 dollars? do you regret that you just lost thousands (possibly hundreds of thousands) in gains already? will you still post on this board in a year from now if link is triple digits?

I have 7k link. Portfolio sitting at around $110k, Thoughts on how I should slowly take profits from here?

im thinking we are close to peak or we peak around 15K BTC and crash back down hard. theres no volume, and we got rejected hard around 12K. same levels as one year before, and same level that 2018 crash happened after dead cat bounce.
dont know what this shit is. read as much about crypto as you can, technicals first. then you read about specific projects, then you learn how to read order book and basic charts. then you reread projects you interested in, and you go in small. also kid - invest when there's blood on the streets and this board is flooded with pink wojaks.

im not responding to anything about UNISWAP because its a casino for brainlets
fundamentals first, but volume precede price. 4h charts + 30 min ones are my favs. looking only at volume + RSI+ price action + order books.
dunno. you are in control and this is wild wild west of a market
fundamentals, team, is project solving something or looking for a problem to solve. i usually think for days about the idea , and talk to people here before i even buy shit, but ive seen great ideas doing -90% overnight so its just a research.
its basically a mechanism to lose all of your money, combined with few STOCKs threads, and sometimes dreams/personal problems/business ideas by anons. lurk more, and when in doubt - ask for a pic of hand timestamped- no pic, probably pajeet trying to rob you.
yeah same dude, and i unloaded remaining 20% today at 16$. yeah for sure dude, crossing fingers for whoever bought those bags from me. im just out of crypto totally, will catch some other chances later.
initial or double the inital out after taxes always. depends on your buy-in, but LINK did X100 in less than 2 years. depending on your risk tolerance from here.

I entered crypto at the peak of the 2017 bull run, obviously held heavy bags that lost 90%+ over the years. Lost a lot, but learned a lot. I reentered crypto a few weeks ago and have made some decent profits. I cant help but feel I should lock in those profits, pay the taxes, and sit in cash - or mostly cash, maybe sell everything except suicide stacks worth of the projects I believe in?
I'm no genius but I just feel like even if I sell now and slowly average my way back in, I might have bigger stacks once I'm back in. Am I the only one legitimately thinking we might be going down? Seems like nobody kn the board is even blinking an eye. Do they just not have that much invested?

Why not respond about Uniswap? I didn't even ask about a specific coin and you can't give me a a confirmation on whether or not Uniswap works like I think it does? Rude as fuck, old man.

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i think there's enough information on UNISWAP on Google, i'm not giving you any because im not participating in probability of you losing your money on some scam named by food object, or some PnD made by ranjeesh and daneesh from bangladesh. lurk more, and stop falling for 10X gain overnight scams, all of those people are lying to you and just waiting for gulible anons to buy so they can dump those bags. also im not that old.
>pic related typical scam exchange low volume pajeet scam that was shilled on biz 24/7 with multiple threads
sentiment on this board is exactly the same like in december/january. everyone is a winner, we making millions, this cant go down. we are days/weeks/months away from sea of pink wojaks imo. also i can be wrong but idgaf, cash locked in, i can wait years.

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Are we going to crash?

there's no WE. there's your money against the market

also OP here had to switch IP

You think this DeFi shit is going to stick around? What do u think will happen to it over time?

absolutely not, and I think this is the bubble just like ICO's and DAO were in 2017. there's no logical explanation other than scam manipulation and fake money printing. this is just another buzzword to take money out of people, and dump massively when time comes.

fuckin BAND protocol did a run from 19 cents to 18 bucks, made by some chinks, backed by a biggest chink scammer, they have zero world usage, basically trying to be a copycat of Chainlink, releasing staking for no fuckin reason, and pumping the price to the point of no return.

on this single example you could already tell that this shit is rigged to a maximum and waiting to pop. now here's the catch - 80% of people staked their coins, they literally can't get out fast enough.

this is literally China Hustle 2.0. locking supply and dumping, ICX on steroids

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I just consider most of the crypto space to be a get rich quick scheme. There are very few projects I believe in.
DeFi is a bubble just like ICOs in 2017. Just look at YAMS and how much people are locking into it. It's been out for what, not even 24h? It's not been auditted. Yet people throw millions into it.
When's the bubble gonna pop? I don't know, but you'll see a field of pink wojacks.

Is the market going to crash?

It's all speculation at this point; no one knows.

Is lending money on aave risky?

this and about aave i dont trust anyone with my crypto, i dont trust hardware wallets, i dont trust exchanges, i dont trust staking, i dont trust banks with real money.

when it comes to crypto i was always splitted between multiple exchanges to derisk, ready to cash out whenever i want and monitoring markets basically for all of my waking hours 365 days a year.