>ktov >hey bro i'm going to invest $100k in your company, looks good >thanks man >hey by the way your investment is now worth $10k we had to split it because we've got nothing >also our stock will be delisted within one month, because after the split the share price will still be $2 or below, and drop below $1 within a week before the deadline >sorry your $100k is now literally $0
Christian Barnes
No. If AAPL dips, you fucking BUY.
Adrian Allen
>reposting this literal nothing burger hedge 1000x times
Xavier Clark
First for horsie
Aiden Long
It's not so much about the puts as the prospect of Apple, a US company, being prohibited from doing business with Tencent. This could result in the removal of WeChat from all app stores, and a giant hit to iPhone sales in China, which would decimate Apple's revenues and global market share.
Aaron Robinson
it's an algo scalping, newbie
Adrian Young
Shut the fuck up you stupid nigger. Your killing /smg/ with your faggot talk.
Gabriel Mitchell
My wife Violet is so cute I love her
Evan Morris
wtf is KAG? Keep America Great?
Jaxson Butler
>This could result in the removal of WeChat from all app stores, and a giant hit to iPhone sales in China, which would decimate Apple's revenues and global market share. I hope that happens. God lord that would be glorious.
Jonathan White
I'm going to be real with you. There's always something to worry about. Stay invested and if one of these issues actually comes true, buy the fucking dip. It seems like delusional bullish nonsense to anyone with an analytical mind, but it's how this market works. Buy the fucking dip.
Nathaniel Ortiz
Am I retarded for buying $60k of SLV 1/15/21 25c's?
Nathan Howard
You're over thinking it. Apple was big before China, and it will be big after China.
Blake Thomas
The madman
Cameron Morgan
finally no more ktov posts in /ptg/
Asher Gray
>You're over thinking it. Apple was big before China, and it will be big after China. Thanks for letting us know you're mentally retarded. Missing out on a market of 500 million+ people is no big deal I guess.
Jeremiah Allen
KTOV, no, absolutely justed. The DD and fundamentals were there.
Biden should ban stock buybacks It’s shady and it only pumps the prices artificially
Henry Phillips
You forgot about the tankers.
Grayson Hughes
Fuck off chink shill. China is a pile of shit. You mad?
Alexander Hernandez
No that’s going to PRIIINT we’re gonna drink that sweet sweet milk straight from the tiddy and it’s going to fill up our Little tummies before we lie down with our qt cow gf that we bought with SLV gainz
I rebalanced tankers off the index ages ago. It is why SHIP still exists. It is meant to be representative of Zig Forums trash, not all encompassing of the many varieties of trash. Probably going to toss out one of the real stinker biomemes for an EV ticker. Probably NKLA.
Joshua Parker
its AAPL. it goes up. shut the fuck up, buy the dip, hold, sell in a couple decades
Gavin Collins
Today Direxion announced a new leveraged ETF to add to its offerings - SMGS. Revealed to be a 3x inverse leveraged fund, SMGS is controversial in that the holdings it tracks are determined dynamically by retail investors on minor trading websites including the infamous Zig Forums.
Representatives from Direxion have repeatedly affirmed that their decision is sound, one claiming that "Zig Forums has never made a good trade - by our calculations and backtesting, SMGS should be among our most competitive funds even for those looking for a long-term portfolio staple." Exact information about the expense ratio of the fund is unknown at this point but it is projected to be around 1%. When asked about the exact holdings at this point in time, Direxion asserted that "the holdings are the most random shit: oil tankers, semiconductors, small biotech companies, near-bankrupt retailers, natural gas companies, assorted penny stocks, air and cruise lines, microcap precious metal miners, Raytheon, and blue chip dividend stocks." The ETF will officially begin trading on exchanges starting Monday, August 26th.
William Ross
Fucking 5 star post >The ETF will officially begin trading on exchanges starting Monday, August 26th I AM ALL IN
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH WHAT A FUCKING BADASS >FUCK BIDEN >FUCK THE LEFT THIS IS OUR PRESIDENT AND I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY yes, yes. post some more kim possible so you'll get banned for avatarfagging again.
Uhhh bearish or bullish? Explain this to me like a retard
Juan Allen
Saved. Thank you for this gem, user.
Benjamin Ward
Ha ha I agree user! The manga IS always better than the anime. Want to come over so we can lace our toes in between each other’s while we read our favorite manga arcs out loud?
Guys I'm up 56k this year and I'll owe like 12k in tax. My income went from 40k last year to 100k this year with work. I can no longer take deductions like student loans and now I found out I have to pay quarterly estimated taxes for the feds and my state, Pennsylvania. I didn't expect all this so quickly.
What was that, mutt? Mad your nation is no competition for the Glorious Yellow Empire of the East? Why don't you cry some more over your shitty overpriced computer company when my glorious nation bans your stupid fruit phone and replaces it with something a thousand times more efficient and effective. This is the Chinaman way and the fat folds on your fat American forehead prevents you from seeing the apparent superiority of my nation and people. Stay fat you fat shit.
