>go to bank >do some general banking business >user do you invest in crypto currencies >y-yes >our bank doesn't have an appetite for people who invest in crypto currencies >2 weeks later >account closed
this is the 3rd fucking account REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
they already knew since I got some big transfer from coinfloor, a UK btc exchange.
Benjamin Collins
I told my bank I was buying AMPL and they said oh cool haven't heard of it. Then they unflagged my account from coinbase. Maybe just don't choose a cucked bank
Noah Wood
>user do you invest in crypto? No, eww, and never i will.
Done. Be smarter you idiot
Parker Phillips
Deny everything always
Jaxson Sanders
Just get a Swipe card.
Joseph Richardson
I Just had a call with my Bank's AML team because I moved £6000 into CB, they asked about why I have a coinbase and the woman even said "oh so like bitcoin investing? that's fine as long as nobody told you to do this"
"Well it was actually a mongolian basket weaving forum that post frogs and obsess over a Russian with a big Mac Problem. But yeah this transfer is on my own accord"
Don't think I'll be getting and more calls from them
So far so good with Lloyds Despite having had a debt with them Despite.. spending more on crypto than the value of the debt I'm sure.. I'll be fine I'll be fine right? I'm not fine
Jackson Morris
>Lloyds Oh man, you dun goofed
Jose Collins
which bank and which country
Zachary Brooks
Natwest got me raided by the National Crime Agency.
HSBC closed my account.
Metro is the latest.
pic related search warrant i posted on Zig Forums in 2018.
KEKED. Try Halifax. Have had no issues with them. Even took out a credit card last month which they approved me for. I have been with them for 10+ years though, so maybe they're letting me do whatever I want.
Lincoln Richardson
I got a Halifax CC but no current account, I don't want to lose my current account with them since I love the Halifax Clarity card, zero fee's on transactions in SE Asia where I am retiring to.
Christopher Cox
Holy shit wtf? For buying some shitcoins? Lol have you been dodging taxes
John Thompson
lol wtf
Joshua Robinson
Everyting has been ok with Lloyds, only time it ever squeaked on a funds transfer was when I put some money into a kickstarter I guess it really is just random luck how people get on
Jonathan James
>banking after moving into crypto >not just buying cash online
Christopher Hill
What came of this user?
Justin Evans
>retaining retards can't even spell
Brayden Johnson
What's wrong with Lloyds? Good chappies to me
Nicholas Jenkins
How much money did you move?
Colton Flores
no I got all my assets and USB drives back with my cold wallets, my cold wallets got stored in the "high value property" safe in london and got hand delivered to me back by the OIC's boss since the fed was a retard.
got 2 account freezing orders thrown out by a judge too, kinda based.
i was forced to perma hold for 2 years tho and rode the dip back into sweet profits, i made like 150k just by the police forcing me to hodl since i couldn't sell lol.
im retiring in SE asia once the wu flu is over.
Jaxson Perez
WTF user
Samuel Flores
Sucks I was talking to my banker yesterday and he was telling me he had some BTC, Ether and Stellar (lol normies gonna norm) I shilled him chain link while I was there.
i paid my taxes user, I paid 112k last year and owe like 60k this year, 20 percent minus the like 11k capital gains allowence, it's not bad a standard 20 percent unlike some euro countries doing like 40 but w/e, i got enough to chill now.
Luis Martin
all together? like 800k so far... i got like 15 btc left. >tfw never made it to a milly >tfw sold link at like 17 bucks >tfw the king isn't gonna moon to take me over 200k to say i made a milly.
Gabriel Gutierrez
Oi, you got a loicence for that crypto?
Charles Wilson
Nice fan fiction, faggot.
Nicholas Ramirez
have you got a loicense for those shitcoins m8? ffs brits are pathetic
Blake Long
Hsbc is the most criminal bank wtf
Camden Hernandez
Oh fuck, oh god what have ai done
I didn't sell anything yet so i should be okay, right?