Go to bank

>go to bank
>do some general banking business
>user do you invest in crypto currencies
>y-yes
>our bank doesn't have an appetite for people who invest in crypto currencies
>2 weeks later
>account closed

this is the 3rd fucking account REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Just say no lmao

they already knew since I got some big transfer from coinfloor, a UK btc exchange.

I told my bank I was buying AMPL and they said oh cool haven't heard of it. Then they unflagged my account from coinbase. Maybe just don't choose a cucked bank

>user do you invest in crypto?
No, eww, and never i will.

Done. Be smarter you idiot

Deny everything always

Just get a Swipe card.

I Just had a call with my Bank's AML team because I moved £6000 into CB, they asked about why I have a coinbase and the woman even said "oh so like bitcoin investing? that's fine as long as nobody told you to do this"

"Well it was actually a mongolian basket weaving forum that post frogs and obsess over a Russian with a big Mac Problem. But yeah this transfer is on my own accord"

Don't think I'll be getting and more calls from them

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He's an autist fucking simp bootlicker

LARP or based

In Brazil and some orther countries in Latin America the banks are closing exchanges accounts and even traders that sell by P2P.

they are shitting their pants, aren't they?

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Which bank is it, for reference?

I pray this is not a larp or at the very least one other user has done this to a bank teller before

which bank, or which country?

Shit which UK bank was it? Mine's NatWest

>NatWest
Yeah it was that one

they're afraid

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So far so good with Lloyds
Despite having had a debt with them
Despite.. spending more on crypto than the value of the debt
I'm sure.. I'll be fine
I'll be fine right?
I'm not fine

>Lloyds
Oh man, you dun goofed

which bank and which country

Natwest got me raided by the National Crime Agency.

HSBC closed my account.

Metro is the latest.

pic related search warrant i posted on Zig Forums in 2018.

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KEKED.
Try Halifax. Have had no issues with them. Even took out a credit card last month which they approved me for. I have been with them for 10+ years though, so maybe they're letting me do whatever I want.

I got a Halifax CC but no current account, I don't want to lose my current account with them since I love the Halifax Clarity card, zero fee's on transactions in SE Asia where I am retiring to.

Holy shit wtf? For buying some shitcoins? Lol have you been dodging taxes

lol wtf

Everyting has been ok with Lloyds, only time it ever squeaked on a funds transfer was when I put some money into a kickstarter
I guess it really is just random luck how people get on

>banking after moving into crypto
>not just buying cash online

What came of this user?

>retaining
retards can't even spell

What's wrong with Lloyds? Good chappies to me

How much money did you move?

no I got all my assets and USB drives back with my cold wallets, my cold wallets got stored in the "high value property" safe in london and got hand delivered to me back by the OIC's boss since the fed was a retard.

got 2 account freezing orders thrown out by a judge too, kinda based.

i was forced to perma hold for 2 years tho and rode the dip back into sweet profits, i made like 150k just by the police forcing me to hodl since i couldn't sell lol.

im retiring in SE asia once the wu flu is over.

WTF user

Sucks I was talking to my banker yesterday and he was telling me he had some BTC, Ether and Stellar (lol normies gonna norm) I shilled him chain link while I was there.

>a UK btc exchange.

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i paid my taxes user, I paid 112k last year and owe like 60k this year, 20 percent minus the like 11k capital gains allowence, it's not bad a standard 20 percent unlike some euro countries doing like 40 but w/e, i got enough to chill now.

all together? like 800k so far... i got like 15 btc left.
>tfw never made it to a milly
>tfw sold link at like 17 bucks
>tfw the king isn't gonna moon to take me over 200k to say i made a milly.

Oi, you got a loicence for that crypto?

Nice fan fiction, faggot.

have you got a loicense for those shitcoins m8?
ffs brits are pathetic

Hsbc is the most criminal bank wtf

Oh fuck, oh god what have ai done

I didn't sell anything yet so i should be okay, right?

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DeFI will destroy traditional banking in 10 to 15 years.

Why do you have such an bootlicker syndrome for your banks? They literally steal your money