/smg/ - Stock Market General

Be fearful when others are greedy

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

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Short TSLA at 1700

PAIN IS COMING

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anybody see that old vid of cramer coked out explaining how he used to manipulate the market? Makes you wonder how much of that still goes on today?

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The short volume on KODK is even higher than TSLA and GME. I am actually tempted to buy calls because of how any even neutral news would cause it to spike to the stars.

down again today. this has been a bad week

SRNE bros hang on for dear life. Resistance at 12.52 about to be tested

I WANT TQQQ UNDER 120
LETS
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>HX
JUST

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SHLL mooning again today

I have almost 1k in SRNE so it better live through this. No matter what though I won't be as bad as that guy from the last thread.

Link

Bonks are coming, rat.

Me trying to make teh monies but losing every paycheck. Currently down 27k. Thats my entire life savings from the past 5 years im gonna kms soon

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Stop. My dick can only get so hard.

Buy X. Take the boomer pill.

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Apple double fucked me today. I fat-fingered opened a put credit spread yesterday (TQQQ 130/129) because of their sensitive-ass iphone screens. And then because of their gay fortnite news they colored TQQQ red. It was only -$56 but what the fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=VMuEis3byY4

When are we getting UBI? I'm only playing stocks with the hopes of earning a legitimate UBI from passive gains...when are we just getting straight UBI? I just wanna translate niche Japanese songs all day for my societal contribution...I don't need a big house or fancy cars or the newest iPhone or whatever. I just wanna live a simple life with the wifey, cooking nice dinners for her and feeling happy to wake in the mornings as a default setting.

Try inheriting, index funds or scamming relatives.

Literally how? Gambling on options like a degenerate? Post your history.

user I........if you’re losing money in this environment you better watch your ass, gains have been basically free for the past several months

what call do i put 2000 in GO GO GO

>Implying the stock market is manipulated
Cool it with the antisemitism

Thats why I do the opposite of what /smg/ says in my meme account. Inverse /smg/ is KILLING it this year. You people are fantastically wrong all the time it's crazy easy money. Like a crystal ball thats so awful you just know it shows lies.

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here we gooooooooooooooooooooo
SRNE OOOOOO

shill me some taiwanese or singaporean stocks
already own TSM

MY HANDS HURT

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Theta gang here? What annualized return are you looking for per option? For me, it's a modest 25%.

>we
gtfo you fucking leach

>Reverse ETF'ing the easy money
Grats, you're doing what every broker does. The only thing you haven't admitted is hedging everything.

Fuck it I'm all in on TESLA and not looking back

How to make money from fuck prostitute?

about to put $1000 into srne someone stop me

yeah I try to chase shitty penny stocks and it doesn't work. I'm gonna dump most things and put it into ETFs instead

*blocks ur path*

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You couldve had more than that just listening to smg and buying wkhs though

> (You)
I don't habe a problem if there's a good electric mower, I'm sure there will be, and not long off, but my experience (through friends) is the ones available now are poop.
There's also the part of me who enjoys waking up the college kids renting across the street by mowing at 7am on Saturdays with a nice ic engine.

The autonomous mower returns to docking station. A diamond hone goes to work immediately on the blades, creating a mono-molecular edge. This means faster, quieter, more efficient work. Negative status increases for the few people in the neighborhood still using human services.

Eventually all housing covenants will be rewritten to exclude using gas-powered or human operated lawn mowing services

Good morning stockies!
What have I missed? Why is OP doing the "LOOK AT THIS CHART" posting?

I didn't realize the fear/greed used advance/decline like that. I usually take a strong breadth as a confirmation of market sentiment.

you mean that old action alerts club video that Jon Stewart used to call him out?
I wish he hadn't done that, I wish Cramer could still tell stories of how hedgies did things behind the scenes.

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No you misunderstand. I'm just literally doing the opposite of whatever /smg/ shills the most. If they short I buy. If they buy I short. If they jump into TQQQ heavy I jump into SQQQ.

Impregnate her, take her to court for custody citing her profession as unstable and unfit for a child, sue for child support.

A broken clock is right twice a day.

Then I for one welcome our new diamond-honed mower overlords

SHLL 27-28 EOD. I’ve been telling you clowns to get back in for weeks.

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>Graze believes the introduction of an electric, self-driving mower to the market will be highly disruptive. With Graze, landscapers may reduce 4-5 person teams to 2 people, eliminate fuel costs, increase operating margins, and win new business by undercutting competitors, if desired.

They've already raised 1.8 million on a 10 million offering.

That is literally what brokers do. If you're in the negative they just do the opposite of whatever trade you do. That's how they make money.

Is that what happened? I just stumbled upon it on youtube. Found it interesting, at least he's honest

this is gold

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>FB
>UL
>TSLA
>AMD
who all in FUTA here?

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Should I short SLV?

Not necessarily. Only the hour hand is broken on my clock but the minute still spins. Also if you inverted smg youd have lost your ass on the big ones like wkhs. Larp

>wavemakerlabs.com

They are funding the robot wave that's coming. Autonomous lawnmowers, even the robot burger flipper.

bought in at 16 in late june, very comfy stock

im worried about selling covered calls on my meme stock backs too far out. what if they actually moon?

Guys my gf has been taking 2 hour walks lately to get some sun, I can't join her due to stocks but I'm getting kinda suspicious isn't 2 hours a bit long for a walk?

Bro...

You buy back the shares using your premium or purchase a put at the same strike and expiry to cover?

unironically loaded up on puts and SQQQ now my portfolio is in the green.... its like fridays want to give me money.

Guys I had a weird fucking dream that GME sky rocketed

Has one of you ever succeeded with a TA strategy?

Sounds like a good way to blow up your account

Limit your risk and buy puts, it could easily go 10% in either direction at any time

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wont buying that put negate my gains from the premium though?

is she very fit?
some people go for walks for multiple days at a time
as long as your stocks are doing well I wouldn't worry about it; how much do you make in 2 hours on the stocks?

Is this the AAPL bottom jeans?

Just another bright and beautiful day for CACI.

Probably not.

Buy it if you are assigned. Buying back your shares does (nearly) the same damn thing

What's the deal with kodak? Didn't the government just give them more money than their market cap?

>as long as your stocks are doing well I wouldn't worry about it

ebin

and this is where KTOV turns around, screenshot this

Baggie what do you do in your free times on the weekend and shit? Do you really do drugs?

Algos are you ok Algos?

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Last Chance zu buy KTOV over 0!

The real question is, is he should be smelling her afterwards?

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The only way for KTOV to turn around is to continue dropping before the reverse split.

Good morning fellow stockies. We all excited, positive, and ready to attack the day! Lets have a great trading day and hit those moves. I sure will be hyper focused and enthusiastic.

Just bee yourself! If you are your authentic realized self you can't go wrong!

Anyway make sure to order my book on the 10 stock market secrets to retiring at age 50

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i'm bored, market need to stop crabbing and pick a direction.

That sentence doesn't make sense at all wtf did I type.

enjoy your ban /reported/

Eternal crab is our destiny, accept it.

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Kek

sir that is a lobster

announcing your bans is a reportable offense

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Yeah but the CEO bought 80k shares or some shit 24 hours before announcement so now there is an investigation

can someone explain this

>he "invests"
>he doesn't just gamble his monies on riding PnD waves

You are never going to make it, faggot.

>EMAN

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Your opinion has been taken into account and subsequently rejected.

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Ktov is going to the first stock to go negative somehow