/smg/ stock market general

Anybody else living the NETE life rn?

Do anal

You could just, I don't know, marry her? Marrying in the 30s is the worst meme of this century.

She's having sex with a black guy behind your back

any PCG Chads here?

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marry her

When rates are this low, you'd be stupid too, given of course you have job security

thinking of 23.5 Aug14 puts for SLV, only $0.03

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I'd bet all my TQQQ she's not a virgin, user

SRNE Bros, Is this a descending triangle or am I tripping? What does this mean?

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please go back to plebbit

that makes sense, I might have done the same if I had the balls to sell this on monday when it was worth more money

she won't do anal or mouth stuff, best I've gotten is a handy or me rubbing up against her while she sleeps

I need to make more money before I can do that, she doesn't work

What is this pattern called

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>sell 2200 shares of OGI at an average of $1.32 after two months of getting bogged because I'm afraid the floor is about to fall out on it and go to penny stock status
>it immediately climbs for a solid week and is now at $1.46

I just need to calm down and accept that I only missed out on ~$300.

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>You're gonna buy a company that's never made money?

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bizlet here, how retarded would I be to go all in TSLA with my measly 2500 roth ira? If fully retarded, what would you suggest instead?

8-31-2020 is a historic day. The clock resets on Apple stock. We get taken back to the year 2014 when the stock was trading at just a bit past 100 per share. Unlike most such things there's no downside either. Your investment wad remains intact. Look at the next 12 month stock forecasts. The absolute low is pegged at 300 per. So enjoy the historic time warp and the epic gains as the stock climbs back up.

checked.
tl:dr; I am used to only normal calls/puts. I own some shares of $UPWK, and I believe it'll be AT LEAST 17.50 by 6/18/21.
>buy some covered calls (pic related)
>notice that I keep losing money on it
>post in /smg/ for advice
>some user mentions I got options too far out (I did this to avoid decay)
wtf should I do here? Buy to close? Can someone explain to me why I fucked up on this trade so far? (Already down like -$700 in my account).

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WTF are you doing with her.

lmao, soxlfaggot.

It's over, bros, the twitterfag successfully FUD'd it.

We’re neck and neck

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Wait wait wait, so you're supporting her entirely AND not getting any? Post pics, are you an absolute golem with a cutie because of money potential or something here?

>she won't do anal or mouth stuff
The fuck? She’s not a Catholic then?

It's rough holding these bags but somehow I carry on

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forming double crab claw

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/cashgang/

Yes sir, you'll be retiring in 11-12 years, collecting your Fat Green Bag of Cash from the bank, and riding off into the sunset.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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shes just like an awesome person and a ton of fun to be around. she's also a gook and has a cute accent. here's a picture of her. Last night we cooked dinner together and watched hannity.

i'm getting fucked today on these QQQ puts and KODK calls, REFR and KTOV still fucking me too but we'll see what happens. I've got time.

you've got like 3 reasonable options bro, you can marry her, cheat on her, or leave her.

>all that cash

If you love each other just get married already. I hope you haven't been living together for long.

Are we gonna make it, NET frens?

Yeah I was a weak hands faggot yesterday with my MSFT and AAPL so that's it for me boys

Might dip back in if we have another huge drop, but I doubt it. We let off a lot of steam in June and July already

am I gonna make it bros?

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gonna sell some cash covered puts once my money clears. Tired if not making money from crabbing.

You truly are a small person, Mr. Soxl.

NET s long term hold.

Buy them

Where is that HX guy from yesterday who held through the night? How much did he end up selling for.

Sold my SLV bags before the nose dive

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Thanks based user for selling CVAC. Wish I could have gotten in at the $16 IPO price, but I still got to ride it from $42-$49 and made a nice wad in 15 mins.

>RKT just announced a 437% revenue growth
>people sold off their stock keeping the share below $20

wtf? I don't understand this fucking market.

Theres a 4th option for people who arent cucks

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bump please help

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>FCEL
why did I listen

Maybe in the short term idk

It's you again! You and Fat Green Bags/Virus Pal/ONTX user are my favorite /smg/ers

had 10 $25 puts today but sold very early

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Fundamentals don't matter, only TA bullshit and random market fluctuations.

>here's a picture of her.
Can't tell if you forgot to attach the image or reality is telling us she doesn't exist.

>roth IRA

Seriously NGMI. You better be rich before you're fucking 65

I mean rape isn't a reasonable choice. I'm making the assumption that no amount of coercion is going to make her turn on her faith.

Just sold my SLV calls when we hit 24 so I expect SLV to pump back up to 35 before EoD. You're welcome, anons.

Cause I got in yesterday at 18.40 and wanted a quick nut this morning when I got up

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You don't have much to lose because you only have lunch money. If you're willing to hold TSLA for years you'll probably do very well but if you're going to panic sell when it swings down hundreds of dollars it would be retarded. Either you have the balls for this amount of volatility or you don't.

just HODL bro

I'd have the balls for volatility if I had a job right now. It's been really hard finding anything.

proud of you baggie

Shes a woman anything could make her turn on her faith i bet she wouldnt even care shed forget after like 3 days

I'm trying to get to 1k shares

unless you are in a higher tax bracket now, it's better. Depends on the person

Min. $1k investment. Class A private offering. Seed run initial $10M. Perfect for your lil Rothie

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Is Baggie buying SLV? I need to know so I can do the opposite.

I can’t imagine being more cucked holy shit

I hope the fuck not.

Why? Did you get some stocks?

thanks friends
I'm 26 from a poor family and in college for math/quant finance (yes very late), why ngmi? From my understanding, it is best to contribute while to it while you are poor/young?

And there’s the fed buying the spy dip yet again to get us to a quintuple top cause trump needs it for re-election.