>Due to a technical failure Chainlink token (LINK) will be permanently downgraded to ERC-10
Yeah I think it's over
Chainlink Halving
Brody Taylor
Thomas Sanders
Ah fuck! Not ERC-10!
Hudson Murphy
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Juan Murphy
fuck bros its over
Xavier Hernandez
You really thought this wasn't going to happen?
I sat by and watched LINK rise. I knew I could've bought in. But I didn't. Figured it had to die out. But it went up. And up. And fucking up. And I realized I missed out on the biggest opportunity of my lifetime because I belittled your stupid fucking memes and decided to choose more stabler coins. None of you idiots deserve the money you have. And that's why I decided to take it all away from you.
I contacted a buddy of mine to begin conducting wallet ID sniffing using a crypto backlogger. The decentralized blockchain works as a decentralized swimming pool; all of the decentralized water has to lead somewhere. Usually, the "water" can remain anonymous and encrypted. My buddy and I found an exploit that allows oracle backdoor maneuver pooling. This allows for complete unencrypted access into anyone's wallet.
But only for hot ones. To access cold wallets, we required the SQL% injection protocol. We began compiling numerous SQL% injection .ps1 files to execute in a Flood Fill algorithmic manner. We are scraping dry tens of thousands of LINK wallets, and there is nowhere you can hide.
You knew this day would come. Remember this lesson.
Henry Gutierrez
ERC uses golf-style scoring. A lower score is actually more favorable.
Joshua Thomas
LINK still has the most upside potential. There is one caveat though - you need to look up how to safely Jelq if you're going to hold LINK for any significant amount of time. For the last 9 months I've been stacking LINK and I've also been Jelqing a ton too. It's like the price of LINK and the frequency at which I Jelq are somehow correlated. At work today, I hid in the bathroom three separate times to check the price of LINK and Jelq. By holding LINK I am literally compelled to Jelq, it's like I don't have a choice.
Landon White
Be sure to warm up with a set of hot towel wraps
Joshua Smith
Based
William Wright
Nice spin but those who know, know.
The actual halvening is regarding mining rewards.