Why don't zoomers like crypto?

They are all broke, retarded, and nigger lovers

they don't even pirate movies, many zoomers weirdly hung up on legality and crypto exchanges are shady

Purchasing crypto requires capital.

If if you're a zoomer, you were born between 1997ish and 2005ish, meaning you may be as young as 15ish (if not younger), and at maximum are 23ish and literally just graduated from college a year or two ago, and probably are under a mountain of debt.

Under these conditions, it should be fairly obvious why gambling with fake internet money in exchange for your real money sounds like a garbage idea.

ITT: zoomers larping

I'm a zoomer with 1million RSR

We grew up on different internet times. Everything can be streamed nowadays.

I mean fuck if zoomers dont adopt this maybe crypto IS doomed to fail

this desu

I’m a zoomer that had a mkr cdp on Black Thursday and I’m suicidal ama

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I’m a zoomed and proud, I’m browsing this board and others on Zig Forums for a social science assignment — were too smart to fall for these obvious scams. This board is filled with racists, sexists, criminals, and drug abusers, which doesn’t help. I’m drinking almond milk rn.

I think the "problem" is just that kids are too young to have any money to buy crypto and, even if they do, they're gated by Know-Your-Customer stuff that asks for a photo of your driver's license. Which they don't have

Zoomzoom here with a 83k LINK stack

Zoomers are powering this bull market.
Problem is, Zoomers want crypto to enforce their PC social credit system.

Most zoomers just know of bitcoin and barely knows that there's more cryptos than that. They also think bitcoin already had it's run and that there is no more money to be made in crypto. I'm 21 and my link stack is worth 5k right now.

I use them as counter indicators
>2017-2019 anti crypto 'friend' always calls it a scam
>2020 starts to be less harsh due to knowing a guy who made a lot from holding link
>Reaffirms to himself he's just gonna stick to traditional markets and real-estate.
The day he buys is the day I sell

Zoomers are more like gen x. As a gen x myself I can get along with them better than millenials who generally are wankers and seem more like boomers to me.

Late zoomer here, had no money. Put my unemployment checks into crypto, now I have a little money. My friends only know of btc and eth, got asked about link yesterday. Zoomer attention span too short to day trade shitcoins.

So youre telling me there are more faggots like you because your teacher said so?

Go browse tumblr faagot go suck a dick

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weak bait

t. born in 1996

German 18years old zommer here.
Only have 500€ from my Ausbildung.

they are conservative and love the status quo, the only crypto that a zoomer can understand is ripple or something backed by Elon musk or jeff bezos

If your teacher is reading this
More niggers kill cops than cops kill niggers
This is not a racist statement, just a fact

Zoomers love to watch youtubers or twitch faggots stream fortnite and othershit

Robinhood is currently trendy. These streamers and youtubers with zoomer audiences are now doing how to play options and shit, or just generally streaming making trades and talking about it.

But its not crypto. This explains why i noticed all the zoomers are way more interested in stock options

You were smart to not daytrade. Just swing trade fren. Target 15% profit each month and you can 2x after 5 months, or 5x after 1 year. Some user made a screener for binance so you can see which have bottomed so you can buy cheap bags: aftervalue.herokuapp.com

this unironically
the sad truth is the 99% of every generation will just go through life on cruise control and do what they're told

Zoomers are too apathetic to care about being screwed by the government, either that or they perversely enjoy it

>tfw 20 year old zoomzoom with only 100k in crypto

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well I don't want to fuck boomers

Based. I will only drink almond milk when I make it