Balding anons, how will you cure your illness if you make it?

Balding anons, how will you cure your illness if you make it?

Attached: 1597512909096.jpg (3024x4032, 2.36M)

Other urls found in this thread:

amazon.com/dp/B003709CUE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_oEcoFb6NQDJWC
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

it was over before it began

femanon here, don't worry i only fuck with black guys

Hair transplant?

I've made peace with it. It ain't so bad.

Leisure suit larry looking motherfucker

get buff and shave it

I’m trans, so that was my solution. Still have a 5head tho

Attached: 774582ED-947A-47E2-A5D6-C24786602BFC.jpg (1242x1236, 835.6K)

embrace it

Attached: jude.jpg (600x600, 23.87K)

Wont cure it. Shave and embrace. My six figure portfolio helps me cope

>Spending money on hair
>being this insecure

Ngmi

you need to be shot

Look up the big 3 and dermarolling. Working well for me. Finasteride, minoxidil, nizoral

Shave head, get ripped, nice clothes *voila*

Before hair transplant you should try the bosley revive shampoo kit, a DHT blocking supplement that contains saw palmetto, fish oil supplement and biotin supplement. Try it all for 6 months at least.

Link to shampoo kit: Bosley Professional Strength BOSRevive Starter Pack for Visibly Thinning Hair amazon.com/dp/B003709CUE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_oEcoFb6NQDJWC

Yeah probably, but I work in healthcare taking care of your family and frens so pls wait to kill me so I can help us out first

When you stop caring life becomes better, you become freer.

>Handsome face
>temples went back but hair still thick as fuck
>good beard genes
>Looking like that cool history teacher you had in high school

You can make it work, the problem you're having is that you're an insecure faggot and every woman can sense it the moment they speak to you.

Attached: hmm.gif (449x308, 158.93K)

No one is going to see me in my citadel besides my robot waifus anyway, so who gives a shit

Attached: 1581268353463.jpg (400x318, 55.63K)

Holy shit that ID

Unironically

Attached: 47CBEB50-A28C-4421-A108-7755BDE6B014.jpg (1163x1200, 135.9K)

Not even bezos can lel

nice ID. u gay bro?

This. It's not even that expensive.

the bald + beard look is unironically based.

bros, should I just shave it all off?

Attached: 1385365820137.jpg (768x1024, 86.6K)

This

Goy baby blood injections.

or this 100%, but you'd have to be a chad in order to pull it off, both physically and mentally

Synthetic sandalwood

By not giving a fuck

Dr. Tsuji

>the bald + beard look is unironically based

t pic related

Attached: 1548606794021.jpg (1185x970, 114.81K)

yes, probs look pretty good

I'm currently at norwood 3 vertex balding

I was a bit insecure about it when I first found out but after a couple weeks of stressing about it I decided to stop giving a shit. If my hair gets really bad I'll just buzz it, I need to focus on working out anyway so this will be good motivation. At the very least I refuse to be both bald AND fat

He would look at least 50% less retarded without that facial expression

Nice soý face

Bald + shaven aesthetic master race

>learning terminology and classification of your hairloss
>BEING THIS INSECURE

get a grip dude

How much of this shit is just due to scalp inflammation from eating carbs? You know humans aren't really supposed to be eating that shit, right user?

All he would have to do to go from soi to cunt destroyer is;

>Stop smiling
>lose the glasses
>stop being fat

Problem solved

post your face then, if you're such a gigachad

Realistically you have a few options.
>grow it out and grow your beard
There is nothing wrong with looking like a man. This is a classic look and you can carry the confidence of knowing you aren't so weak in spirit that you resort to (((medical science))) advice like taking fucking Finasteride.
>crew cut/buzz
Same as above. It takes confidence to wear these hair styles. Be confident and comfortable with yourself and you will command an energy that others cannot deny.
>hair transplant
drop 10-20k on a good hair transplant. hairs from the sides of the head are "programmed" differently and in theory will not fall out when placed on your balded areas. Not a big deal to do this imo if you have the cash, just don't take the fucking pills, for christ sake - have some dignity.

Peppermint oil

Attached: 8BB24E1E-391C-4C40-BF5F-CECF3DA9FB81.jpg (432x655, 66.72K)

>get Zig Forums
>eye surgery
>healthy t to stop making that face

Glasses can work, but those big framed abominations look like dogshit. Find a frame that fits your head shape, and stop going super size.

I have a pretty square face so I go with small oval glasses.

I saw an image once that had a chart with the names, are you too retarded to remember terms for things? I quite literally said I stopped giving a shit about it too

Attached: 1562458295834.png (645x729, 32.47K)

Nah, I'll show my back tho

Attached: 1593718375047.jpg (640x800, 75.84K)

miring

why is it so hard to just buzz your hair. acting like a bunch of women out here

Minox, dermarolling, fin/dut

He didn't bother to do anything about it. Why should I?

Attached: 379372792.jpg (600x900, 61.14K)

by getting fit/ The issue isnt the hair, is that your body its disgusting. Without the gimmick(hair) you are left with what you are, a sissy human who only deserve to be raped by someone stronger

thread/

Attached: ripp.jpg (225x225, 8.14K)

It plays a roll. The cycle is partly genetic with follicles being sensitive to DHT, partly nutritional in regards to inflammation, and partly physical due to calcification. This roughly describes the slow process by which a hair becomes weakened at the follicle due to DHT sensitivity or inflammation, the pore slowly shrinks the hair gets smaller until no hair grows and the pore closes. This is why you can have real success with dermarolling/essential oils/nutritional awareness/taking care of your circulatory system.

It is just difficult to actually regrow the hair you had, even if you address your nutrition and have a dermaroll/oil routine. It is however necessary to "stabilize" your scalp with these methods before doing something like a hair transplant. Plenty of stories of people getting hair transplants only to continue to bald and need additional procedures. In the end it will not be worth the effort and constant ruminating over just letting it go.

The masculine stereotype is under attack, remember this. Wearing a male phenotype proudly is actively spitting in the face of this gay society.

Shaving and getting Zig Forums so people think you're a tough guy even though you're just a neet with internet money.

Seriously just use synthetic sandalwood. It's already been proven to work

Ironically your balding lives in your head rent free. Cope.

Shave it off and get a LINK cube tattoo on the top of your head.