Alright newfrens, gather round and i shall tell you everything i have learned from my 4 years on this shitty board...

Alright newfrens, gather round and i shall tell you everything i have learned from my 4 years on this shitty board. you have one question each, no samefagging.

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Is jumping into a pump a good idea? I see coins blasting off every day and hesitate to get in, but regret it when it does another 2x the next day (i.e. XRT)

get in here you faggots i have cheezeits

Jump on it, you fool

Not op but the key is not to think about losses or how much u could have made. Only thing that matters is that u made money from thin air. If ur comfy and know what u are doing u can switch pumps daily to flip ur stack fren.

"jumping" is never a good idea. if you have FOMO before you have done any research then only put in a small amount.

Do I buy one of everything shilled on Zig Forums?

Where do newbies start? What are the apps/softwares or websites cryptobros use?

when do you know to switch to stable coins?

How do I not compulsively check numbers and give in to the addiction? I feel like this could all turn incredibly unhealthy for me, and I should just spread out my money into a couple of stable options (eth, btc), and a couple of promising ones (link, vidt). After I've put in, should I just not look a it?

holy fuck no. every shitcoin is shilled here at somepoint, i almost got tricked into buying GHOST by macaffee recently, like this year. 90% of the shit shilled here is a scam.

i'm not a day trader but if i was i would keep an eye on BTC and anytime it looks like its going to flinch you batten down the hatches

Thoughts on link $1000 eoy?

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you start by watching the market for a year and during that year only dip your toes in so that you are an autist by the time the next cycle rolls around.

how do i start learning

what are you trying to learn?

best bet is eoy starting now, so like 12months from today. not financial advice.

When do you sell?

Can I haz cheezeberger?

depends how long you're in this for. if you want quick gains, we're most likely at the start of this cycles bullrun - if you see BTC hit its previous ath thats your first indicator that the market is about to explode upwards. my selling point is 100k BTC.

I have been stacking PMs becuase i dont pretend to know much about stocks/crypto, nor do i trust them, am i still fairly safe?

safe? probably. making money? probably not.
i don't know anything about that if i'm being honest.

>5. Pump in dump
>20. Puump in dump
All seam correlated to their respective rise upon extreme 100+m pump's.
My question, how do I get info on when the whales pump?
t.poorfag

Should I buy STA or PNK?

Bitcorn is speculative gold. All other coins are pump and dump penny stocks. The end.

i don't day trade. timing this market is near impossible. you'll get lucky a few times and think you are a god and then its all gone. i've seen so many TA fags get burnt on this board.

no.

(Not me this isn’t a second question)
Why?

what makes you confident enough to say we're at the start of a bullrun? with all the shit going on around us, money printing, seemingly overheated stock market, coronavirus, you don't see a large correction or dip happening anytime soon?
i've been considering selling mostly everything into stablecoins (leaving small suicide stacks invested) and seeing what happens. i will say that i am a retard and this is just a gut feeling.

they just showed up this year, too early to tell.

Is XRP a good investment?

no one knows 100%. i only go by past indicators, BTC cycles (which have happened without fail 3 times) everything you just said is bullish for crypto though.

no. they are doing buybacks which is extremely bearish, any crypto i've seen do that never makes it. could be different this time, but to be honest i've never paid attention to XRP, doesn't interest me.

are all women whores?

yes and they want your LINK

How high will LINK go?

What’s your opinion on nvidia stocks?