What went so wrong that you ended up investing in wildly volatile bits of ones and zeros and browsing a forum dedicated to the discussion of said volatile bits?
What went so wrong that you ended up investing in wildly volatile bits of ones and zeros and browsing a forum dedicated...
Grayson Cooper
Colton Wright
Take a shower
Eli Martin
i tried to kill myself multiple times since a young boy and have been to multiple rehabs and through years of homelessness i figure why the fuck not
Jaxon White
A 9/10 on this
Julian Bennett
Lol u got molested
Adrian Lopez
Nothing went wrong faggot, I just want to make a little money. Clean your room
Xavier Baker
i will tell you what happened.
>be me
>fresh out of college, big city life
>run out of money
>move in with gramps
>living in gramps' attic
>playing Diablo with my friend online
>stumble on funny greentext stories from Storybro
>wishing I could have a life where i am surrounded by cute girls that like me, just like Storybro
>keep crawling the internet for more greentexts
>discover Zig Forums
>immediately the fappening hits
>i discover alchemy is real
>i discover time travel is real
>i discover that Zig Forums is the beginning of the universe waking up and acknowledging itself as an entity
>realize i need more money to fund my alchemy campaign
>waddle over to Zig Forums
>first thread i see is a thread about scamming cosmetic companies and getting returns by replacing their products with water and shipping them back, getting the profit and the product
>never left since
Aiden Lee
A decade of wageslaving and being deprived of basic human affection.
Cooper Gomez
this
Luke Nguyen
Stay poor
Camden Wilson
realised that working for an employer is a house of cards that can come crumbling down at any second with purely illusory security. took me till fucking 30 to realise that
James Green
>what went so wrong
you mean what went so right.. being this early is a privilege
Kevin Rodriguez
gives the glowies what they want to hear
good strategy user
Cameron Jones
EVERYTHING
Dominic Williams
I found bizonacci on YT, found hid videos funny. Here I am making more money than ever before
Austin Evans
Liam Powell
>wildly volatile bits of ones and zeros
The fact you have to oversimplify it to such an elementary level proves nothing except that you are a brainlet.
Anthony Reed
the longer I go without sex the more reckless I become. Drive faster, invest in risky things, do more drugs, etc. I think it's actually an evolutionary adaptation.
Dylan Clark
Bored and got interested in BTC/blockchain in 2017. Fascinating cutting edge technology, plus I studied a bit of networking, cryptography, and other related shit in college.
Daniel Turner
Making money out of crypto or stocks and buying something nice would be the best thing that would ever happen to me. I don't even know why but it would make me sooo happy. I guess it's the sense of making money out of nothing.
When I get a paycheck of 2k euro I am like yes cool whatever. But when I make $100 on crypto I am like YES I am genius this is too good to be true haha.
Gabriel Sanchez
based. i had a schizophrenic brother who used to torture me.
Austin James
Wrong?
John Anderson
Oh it's a long story. Sure you want to here it?
Liam Diaz
Since the service in my church is getting more and more political (the usual PC Crap) and not just talking about cool Jesus stories and that I am an all washed up genXer with an terrible job that I hate and responsibilities for a child this place gives me hope to see, if god will, a better tomorrow.
Nolan Kelly
But it also comes with terrible mood swings based on the market. I am able to hate myself for days or weeks for a missed opportunity or wrong decision.
On the other hand, when I wake up and numbers are green I know this is going to be a good day.
Jacob Carter
this is the correct answer
Ayden Turner
Saw some dude in yt comments bragging about how he and an exclusive group of peeps from Zig Forums pooled their money and paid their way into early Chainlink access with eth
Lucas Davis
>>first thread i see is a thread about scamming cosmetic companies and getting returns by replacing their products with water and shipping them back, getting the profit and the product
oh shit you can do that?? my skincare just got cheaper
Liam Morris
I hate human interaction, or just humans in general (including myself), and want to make the most of my money without having a job.
>What went wrong
After the pandemic started, I took the opportunity to invest in airline stocks. I lost a lot of money and decided to move over to crypto instead. I was already familiar with Zig Forums so i decided to check out biz. This was the best decision I've made in years.
I currently have enough money in crypto to cover my losses, pay my student loan and buy a car (not that I'm ever selling of course).
Hunter Jenkins
Same, only 27 tho.
Oliver Adams
Later virgins
Luis Moore
Didn't have my dad around growing up
Luke Morales
failed business, no college degree. please number go up.
Kevin Carter
Because I don't wanna be a wage cuck maybe?
Wagies have to go work tomorrow, I'm sure they will enlighten you as to why we invest.
Landon Powell
The housing crisis of '08 lead to the divorce of my parents, like many others.
This caused my growth (a genius, destined for great things) to change drastically.
Instead of becoming a normie, getting a roastie gf, going to a prestigious college for a degree in engineering, I spiraled out of control until i found the truth.
I'll leave the rest to your imagination.