Hello Zig Forums
On Friday I was WFH and someone knocked on my door. I went to answer and it was a young (maybe non-binary, they didn't give me pronouns) PoC holding an envelope. They gave me the envelope somewhat angrily and muttered something I thought was maybe "will see you on Clorox court" angrily as they walked away. I didnt know what this could mean so I went inside to read what they handed me.
According to the letter I am being summoned to "Kleros Court" for watching 30 seconds of a "Jordan Peterson seminar" in 2016 on my personal Youtube account. Now I'm not even sure who this guy and I dont remember watching this video. But this is where the situation becomes more troubling.
The letter says the verdict is already essentially decided, since the evidence of my watching the video is recorded electronically by Google and is considered irrefutable evidence. Even more concerning it says that I will be found guilty regardless of evidence, since i am accused of participating in a morally dubious activity, and Kleros jurors have a right to decide outcomes irrespective of evidence based on social justice.
I have called every attorney in town and nobody has heard of this Kleros court. They say they can't help me and they don't think it is real. I have been advised by all attorneys to ignore the letter. But the letter is very threatening and it says I will have my internet cut off and bank accounts frozen if found guilty. They already know where I live so that is concerning alone.
There are no details of even where I have to go for this Kleros court case, no location, no date, is it all done online? Please advise?
Being taken to Kleros court? Advice please?
The Kleros court will sentence you to death for lgbt mispronunciations
Where to judge case?
Unicourt sirs
where can i by this coin?
Uniswap sirs
if you get in kleros prison i will break you out
hahahahahahah it's happening all over again
Sirs where to uniswap this token for rupees?
I’m pretty smug rn
Sir what I do not understand sir. What are rupees sir I only know of the United States American dollar
Is this how this coin will work? And if so does owning some prevent you from being executed?
The Kleros court will sentence you to death for 2 years max chill bro
Pls sirs I was previously arbitrate for use of non designated shitting street. Free after 40 days in unijail praise Vishnu.
this coin is so bullish
Just wait after 12 months of Kleros death penalty you are free to go soon
yes and the fud is proves it's good coin
Sir the great vishnu has spoken sir you are sentenced to posting fud on a pakistani stock exchange for the next 3 years thank you come again
Story time Zig Forums
>> on the crapper
>> get a trustwallet notification for incoming transfer
>> not expected, but figure no harm in accepting
>> it’s a no-icon token called SUMMONS
>> weird, just disable it on wallet and forget
>> few days pass
>> have a big night out
>> wake up late, straight on the crapper
>> knock on my front door
>> no paper to wipe and no time to go to the upstairs bathroom
>> annoyed - have to trust it’s not too bad
>> open my front door
>> instantly have a hood PULLED OVER MY HEAD, and get pretzeld out my door into the back of a truck
>> stinks of curry
>> can hear someone in the front singing “I am a reesk taykah”
>> ask who they are, no response
>> no answers to my questions for hours until we finally stop
>> pulled out the back of the truck and have the hood pulled off
>> truck is bright fucking purple
This is the CPO of coinbase btw.
I love the kleros court memes thanks for the laugh OP
>THE COURT HAS SENTENCED YOU TO CLEAN UP 1000 YEARS OF DIGITAL MANURE
so fucking glad i sold my stack and bought FLOW. goodbye SJW scam, hello based daily 1% rebase
Is your flow as heavy as mine? Buy more tampons
Kleros fud is funny af. I'm holding this shit to 0 or $1+ so idc. Only put 1000 bucks for a suicide stack so idc.
This is gonna be the future, isn't it?
>assuming they were young because they looked young
burn in hell ageist scum
Kleros centurions rise up!
Hello Zig Forums
On Friday I was WFH and someone knocked on my door. I went to answer and it was a young (maybe non-binary, they didn't give me pronouns) PoC holding an envelope. They gave me the envelope somewhat angrily and muttered something I thought was maybe "will see you on Clorox court" angrily as they walked away. I didnt know what this could mean so I went inside to read what they handed me.
According to the letter I am being summoned to "Kleros Court" for watching 30 seconds of a "Jordan Peterson seminar" in 2016 on my personal Youtube account. Now I'm not even sure who this guy and I dont remember watching this video. But this is where the situation becomes more troubling.
The letter says the verdict is already essentially decided, since the evidence of my watching the video is recorded electronically by Google and is considered irrefutable evidence. Even more concerning it says that I will be found guilty regardless of evidence, since i am accused of participating in a morally dubious activity, and Kleros jurors have a right to decide outcomes irrespective of evidence based on social justice.
I have called every attorney in town and nobody has heard of this Kleros court. They say they can't help me and they don't think it is real. I have been advised by all attorneys to ignore the letter. But the letter is very threatening and it says I will have my internet cut off and bank accounts frozen if found guilty. They already know where I live so that is concerning alone.
There are no details of even where I have to go for this Kleros court case, no location, no date, is it all done online? Please advise?