Yes, unlike you, I don't have a $100k portfolio. Yes, unlike you, I don't have a huge stack of link. But, unlike you...

Yes, unlike you, I don't have a $100k portfolio. Yes, unlike you, I don't have a huge stack of link. But, unlike you, I have had sex. More than 5 times in total. Which is nice.

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What does it taste like

Lube and glory hole wood

Seriously, I feel like a super chad everytime I read the shit you neets write about your lives. Lol 5 times?? I do that in 1 night

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Not being an incel feels great. Oh you meant the sex part? Well it was pretty good. Slippery and warm. It's like you put your penis into a sundae ice cream, but instead of cold, it feels really warm.

What a chad! Did you cum, like, 5 times in one night?

Just bought some sundae ice cream

3 times here. no link, but got some RSR

I'm just coming off a weekend with a gal I was set up with. We had sex four times while I was there, and honestly it just felt like a hassle. Afterwards I just wanted to check my chainlink, but she took the side of the bed with the bedside table my phone was on and she just clung to me. Sex is not that important unless it's with someone you really care about.

Who cares larper, I have a stack of rare waifus. Deal with it.

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why do you want to know about his cum, what are you, a faggot?

I've got $150K in Verasity alone, how poor are you?

When I first started fucking, I came everytime. But now, I fuck and try not to cum, but every third or fourth time I can’t hold it in any longer so I just bust. I make sure the bitch swallows or I cum inside her so I don’t lose any of my super godlike chad energy. Look into it, it’s godly secret to ultimate chad life

Well, I am definitely not a faggot, since I have put my penis into an alive woman's vagina. More than 5 times in 25 years of my life.

>how poor are you?
I'm not poor, but I'm also not rich (yet). But I don't hold link, so that makes me an heterosexual.

I fuck South American super models. I fucked Miss Uruguay and Famous international tv commercial models, pro surfers, no average pussy

Fucking women is easy if you just up your standards for yourself and lower your expectations of women. My portfolio is worth hundreds of millions though.

I will tell you about my many nights with numerous African tribeswomen during my safaris, but you’re going to have to part with some of your precious linkies to ever hear my tales

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>no average pussy
Is there really a difference between supermodels' and average women's pussy?

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>Fucking women is easy
I know. I've done it more than 5 times.

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I've had sex more than 5 times.

I have a stack of 1250 chainlink.

I wish I had sex 1 time and had 10,000 chainlink.

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100k PNK here, I will have a $100k portfolio by EOY.

>a heterosexual
>an before a vowel

>$100k
check
>huge stack of link
huge stack of statera
>had sex
check and qt3.14 gf

English is only one of the 4 languages that I speak.

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>sundae ice cream
That's not a vagina user. I don't know what you fucked but it wasn't a vagina.

I am pretty broke, but then,,,

I have had sex with 12 women. And i'm 25

based pepe

I could pay to have sex that many times, does that count?

It's like wines. They're all the same: winetasters can't tell good from bad in randomized control. But once you put the label on, then it's everything!

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Bet in High School you scored 4 touchdowns in one game too.

Same deal but I'm 26 and at 16 (not counting girls who only blew me), it keeps getting easier lads.