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>Previous
Who cares

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just bought slv calls, LETS GO

First for TSLA HOLY FUCK

WKHS shorts running out of ammunition

Please buy my UBX bags

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>he bought the top

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it has been a long time since VIX was under 22

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>tsla +12%

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I bought an AMD call just to spite Zig Forums. I'll post results when they arrive.

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If TSLA continues to pump tmr with RSI showing it overbought in every type of candle, I'll never try to use TA again

I can't decide if I want to buy and hold TQQQ or QQQ and also SOXL or SOXX. Everything says not to buy and hold leveraged ETFs but it seems to only go up in the long term

Who's buying the tesla top?

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I am so fucking happy I sold all my sp500 for qqq/tqqq/tsla last month!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why are all the banks crashing

TSLA alone disproves both technical and fundamental analysis.

ah i see, so that's how lesbians have sex.

I'm sure the demoshits will ruin it

GET IN NOW SRNE BROS
>POTENTIAL APPROVAL FOE EUA FROM FDA
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So anyone buying tesla calls still?

Why the fuck is Tesla so highly valued it doesn't make any fucking sense my fucking god

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>no stimulus
>no eviction curve
>no Unemployment extension

Banks need money flow to work, chief

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Tesla is fucking bullshit.

not really. it's just not a normal distribution of price.

anyone know anything about NIO, think or swim is down so i can see charts and fundamentals

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user, every Country on the planet is printing money. The usual rules of the market do not apply in this clown show.

I'm starting to believe that Musk might surpass Bezos with memes alone.

>NAK +15%

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>>Previous
>Who cares

Don't be that way. I sometimes need the link.

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i could really do with a win right now
my last bunch of plays have all flatlined for a week and then opened down 10-20% out of the blue.
i've got so many "i can't sell now" bags slowly depreciating 1-2% a day.
this just isn't working out

I've been holding TQQQ, FNGU, SOXL, and TECL since June and I'm making fat stacks. I'm also a retard though so do what you will.

why even bother learning the fucking market, all my friends who know a little bit about this are fucking fuming

It's undervalued

It's the first successful AI company.
There are huge amounts of people currently paying tsla $8,000 for an AI, no other company has anything approaching that kind of financial gain from selling AI to people straight up.
And they are very clear that as their AI gets better the price will go up in the future.
Think about the future ramifications of this and tsla stock price will make a lot more sense.

SRNE lost me £300 lol

>cnn

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net

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That was yesterday, imagine how he feels now.

tell me more

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tomorrow will be better

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Nah. Its rare when the big boys even call it a pump and dump.

It keeps dropping too.

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horse is pushing up

No it isn't.
How is Tesla literally valued 15 times higher than Toyota when Toyota makes far more profit and always has a steady revenue.

Tesla
>0.1% of cars on the road
>largest car company on earth by market cap
>wut

I have 5000 to drop into something safe. I dont need huge returns right away or anything I just think my savings could be put to better use.

Is QQQ or SPY safe in the current market? Seems volatile but they're generally safe bet ETFs right?

If I buy Tesla now will it finally be the top?

TSLA is space x tesla their ai stuff and elons other stupid ideas wrapped into one stock, so honestly the total price of the stock is what it would be if elon split every sector of his business

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Shes fat and has an atrocious hairline. Would not breed that slag. In 10 years shell be pushing 300 and balding

Imagine thrusting your peepee between their poontangs. I actually never saw porn of this. What the fuck?

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>tfw bought NVDA this morning

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The stock market is so easy, I literally graduated highschool and already bought a mustang and putting a down payment on a house. All you gotta do is buy calls. Why didn't no one tell me this earlier? I decided not to go to University to trade full time

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le rocket man

Elon wants to get on Mars, Elon wants the solar roof tiles atop of every house in California, Elon wants your car to be charged with this free energy.
If you don't see where this is going, you'll miss the fuck out. Tesla is what I like to call a "Once in a Generation Company", this is millennials chance to stop being poor.
Buying TSLA today is like buying Google on the day it entered the stock market. It's not about just cars, it's about the new way of life that Tesla will unlock for our civilization. Popularize it with memes and quality tech.

Hindenburg and Citron know fuck all and I'm not even holding SRNE.

Fuck Citron especially. Little shitbags.

TSLA to 1950 screen shot this

didnt ask
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seriously though what are the chances we get fucked by tesla?

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power move, but shouldve bought last week, earnings this wednesday

horse is about to test $15.50

$OSTK is up ~27%!
It's a fucking beast!

For the long term always go with the sp500 etf you will not lose money if you hold it longer than a few years.

Huge buy signal

You're comparing a Car Company to a Company that is lead by the guy who will send people on Mars. It will be easier to understand when you get it through your skull.
Tesla is not a car company.

>5 minutes left
it doesn't have enough time

I would but today was my first day ever buying stocks

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Just put a fucking stop or consolidate your fucking gains, it wont fucking plummet 20% on premarket you doofus

No bank will give you a mortgage when you're only trading by yourself larping fag

When is NAK supposed to moon anyway?

I've been looking at the first three of those you listed, and also their normal leveraged counterparts. How bad have big red days been for you? given how many -5% days I've been having lately, I doubt it'd bother me much with the upside it has

Good luck, fren. Buy and Hold has worked magnificently for me over the last 10 years

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>I decided not to go to University to trade full time
lol

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never mind

didn't need much time
horse testing $15.56

SRNE cost me like 10% of my ready cash at the time cos some retards buy tops

You did fine, user, you bought a safe bet on a big tech market which you're probably into at least a little bit.

when tsla splits should i go all in, i cannot afford to buy it at current price

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

O and COST divvies came on Friday, PG and TX divvies came today. SBUX on Friday. How's this fine monday treating you all?

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lol ur gay

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how many things do we have to test for a moonshot

does toyota have a 4runner orbiting the sun? i feel like you buy tesla fpr musk, not tesla.

Because it's not a car company, it's a tech company. They're on the bleeding edge of AI/ML, battery and solar technology. There's still massive growth potential, what we've seen so far has only been a drop in the bucket.

Based looks, but not much else going for them except maybe Azula, but she's also about as stable as this market.

Always go with gut my frens. Play it smart- wait and listen for the right moment to strike.

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why not just buy and hold TQQQ and make money like the rest of us?

thanks user. I also bought tesla too so idk if thats based or cringe

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*TXN, not TX

Hindenburg is a short-and-distort scam shitfest.

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When Trump wins apparently

>fundamentals don't make sense
>they are not profitable
>it's a car company
>competitors will crush them in XYZ years
>anyone buying now is stupid, even if they make money

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will do user i've learned from trial and error really and i'm picking up on things pretty quickly

Yes

a few
no moonshot today
but we're setting up

She's cute.

Conagra brands talking about Food Insecurity again

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>Bank of America upgrades TSLA new price to $2294
Fuck it I'm buying a call

that's a little bit more risky but i'm willing to bet it's gonna climb at least until the split, but dont bet with more than like 30% of your portfolio once it gets bigger, you probably have little money to lose right now (as do i, since i'm a poorfag from brazil who's just gotten some extra bank)
RN i have 45% tsla, 40% nvda, 10% amd 5% bitcoin

WKHS closed green WOOT!

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CLOSED!
I'm so happy I bought Tesla when it was $1000. Let's crack open a cold one.

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TSLA IS UNSTOPPABLE!
ONE TRILLION MARKET CAP END OF YEAR!

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>It's a tech company
It clearly isn't but it desperately tries to be viewed that way to justify any valuation over 300$ a share and young shit's are eating that garbage up

>i said AMD was going down below 82.4
>it did

anyone make some money off that call i made (besides me)?

I’m extremely rarted can someone explain what a call is to me

Tfw rolled out my contacts a month and the former doubled in value while the new ones only went up 50%. Really regret doing this. Id be up 3k instead of about 1.5k

up 2.25% today, not a bad day

> H O R S E

god I'm actually getting hard from this

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>it wont fucking plummet 20% on premarket you doofus
t. bagholder 5 minutes before stock plummets 20% on premarket

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This retard thinks Tesla is a car company! EVERYONE LAUGH AT THIS FUCKING IDIOT!

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I'm paying cash you boomer. Tech tendies

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .54%, pretty okay! Ess and pee trades a normal range though we did move slightly higher than Thursday's intraday high, Nasdaq up more and dow down, how strange. Kinda wishing I bought gold on Friday but saw an interesting chart 2day about how short interest on DXY is at it's highest level ever, mayhaps that turns around soon?

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Up 2.51%. Very nice. Could have been more but I overslept and my take profits triggered.

Premarket is literally where it happens since stop loss won't work there. Lmao.

This is why there's always a morning dip

I brought some for everbody, its kaos much like the stockmarket

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Up 9.40%

Wait after the elections, if biden wins spy probably would be cheaper

Up 6% here

>tfw 18
>can't buy shares until I turn 19 in my cunt
>can't convince my dad to let me buy shares in his time
This guy just lost me hundreds of dollars in the past week.

Wait, I fucked this up. WKHS is far and away my top gainer. As mentioned, I'm a retard

up 17%, pretty happy with that

Down 200 dollars on option calls

kek. While he's probably right, I don't disbelieve anything right now in this market.

Fucked up towards the end but not too bad I guess

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how about that SEB baby

I'm up a little more than that
I bought a cheeky UVXY 20 call at end of day

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look at its fucking marketcap, it can't and won't pump any further

up over 3% today, feels pretty good for first day experimenting with the standard deviation channel.

you can't lose it if it was never yours to begin with.

+1.97% ding sis
well positioned for a BAC comeback

I bought an $82 8/21 call, I figured I'd give you some competition. I had some gambling money laying around and said fuck it.

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Up 1.8% so far, might hit 2% when my mutual funds report. Really happy with the money I made

they upgraded to $1,750, l2read

Didnt they just lose the post office contract?

2.5%
Boring ass day.

Nice job, user. You're gonna make it

>*name, not time

Up 25% on options account, up 2.3% on stocks

well whose was it?
someone lost

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lol no

where did you see that?

Ford is the defacto winner.

look at these boomers fucking SEETHING rn

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Low volume red. -1.2%. Only thing that gave me the spooks was Denny's -9% dip first thing after the bell. I waited it out until the stop losses were finished firing off then put stop at the presumed low. Denny then rebounded through the day to close -3.3% with steadily increasing volume during rise.

Defense down. JETS down. Cola drinks flat. Norwegian cruise down 2%.

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Main portfolio is up 0.87% today. Hoping to throw money at Tesla for a laugh as soon as the deposit goes through my Robinhood account

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The contract results are being announced at the end of september.

>tesla is a car company

Lmaooo

Up 0.51%. I fucked it by writing WKHS covered calls too early and put my limit on WKHS covered puts too high so they didn't execute.

Looks like I'm retarded
Its actually $1750 and on investing.com

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lol ok

investing.com/equities/tesla-motors
the amount of seething from these fucking boomers

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Fuck fuck fuck, how do I fix this

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2300*

Well they do sell cars so he's not completely wrong.

+0.05 almost went red
Recap: Seaboard down 100, CPB rising again, GIS and CAG hitting the final resistance before back to All time high. KHC breakout continues
pretty shit since it was 20 dollar away from the 3k last week

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