/smg/ - Stock Market General

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>Brokers:
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Wife Market
e-hentai.org/g/1518756/e46661f9a4/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

OOFs:

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Do you have the balls to short TSLA /smg/?

This thread was created first. Go back

No but I will buy some puts and calls to get a nice long straddle

WHERE MY OIL BROS AT??!?!?!

REPORT IN!

XOM & RDSB DIAMOND HANDS HERE!

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>he sold his TQQQ last week

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>tfw i panic sold
just crash the market already

I was playing paper Mario and my dad walked in during this. Also, NASDAQ crash this week

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Imagine not holding TSLA or AAPL or NVDA

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>"I'm a cum man, ladies and gentlemen."

OH NO NO NO NO

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XOM, OAS, HPR diamond hands here

Bought some NGL earlier too

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Bullrun
kappa

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how did your stocks do today OP ~~

>your dad had already priced in that you were a fag when you bought a Mario game as an adult desu

Also, how hard is Tesla-chan going to crash at open tomorrow?

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Up three at the close.
Another two so far today.

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bros I don't remember the last time I saw a girl wearing a really big bow in her hair irl
:(
why don't they wear the bow lads

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>sleazy yet funny
yep!

Your mom's travelling in a pandemic?! On an airplane?? Cool, that means it must be pretty safe I reckon.

>Invoke Prejudice, card number 1488
no fucking way...

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>Selling bullish calls on spy all fucking week
>It just prints money
>Degenerate gamblers actually think spy is going to break into 340
>In this shakey market where even Warren Buffet is buying gold.
>Wait until market drops back down
>Sell a put for 330 when it's bottoming out
>My $2000 collateral is making almost $600 a week selling lottery tickets.

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Hold on these bro.

Oil Unironically gonna hit 200$ the next cycle, inflation and rising demand in the asian and western space will boost oil demand

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>bearish on AI stocks
>have to fill out captcha
>select all the squares that has a bus
>only has a truck
>select all squares that has a truck
>get through the captcha
>making the AI retarded by having it believe trucks are buses
>AI stocks tank cause nobody likes a retard
Anyone else here gonna be rich man soon or is it just me

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I bought AAL calls today with my last $50 everyone point and laugh at me

me make $25 shorting NQ_F today yayayay how about you

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>portnoy has abandoned stocks because pump and dumping crypto is easier and more legal
>buffett has sold some of his bank holdings for shiny rocks
Everyone is short the fucking dollar LMAO

Can we get an bearish ETF that tracks baggie's stocks so I can make money off of his degeneracy?

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what anime you guys watchin?

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What the fuck do I buy after missing yet another +20% day?

Golden Boy.

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I have determined that boats and planes shall have green day tomorrow. So it has been written, here, by me, so shall it be done.

Also holy shit I hate fixing other people's diy repair mistakes. Have old guitar case that needs partial replace of inside foam and lining. Start digging at the old and find not one but THREE different types of glue slathered on under there, one of which totally inappropriate solid epoxy type stuff that I had to slice below and in to the case wood to remove. Geez. Geez!

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I made $250 on my RH stocks and about $0 on my TDA stocks
managed accounts up more than that ofc ofc

I napped most of the day though :^)

>selling naked calls
Playing with fire.

the thing I remember most about golden boy is the fact that there is a scene at the end of the manga where the girl who likes him watches him and another girl bang

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Wtf why did he post his picture here?

Credit spreads my lad. I sell if it breaks my exit point (In this case 339) to protect my collateral.

Years ago everyone did, rkg posted his deathbed pictures, baggie and big5cuck did too.

woah gratz !!!
TDA being down sucked

dont like it when TDA has problems they arent very good at fixing them >_> may be taking involuntary trading break until they get better

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