Dad gave me 5k to buy him shitcoins

my dads a boomer and he’s been trying to day trade stocks for like five years and always breaks even. i told him i would invest in shitcoins for the upcoming bull run.

i owned 10k link and sold under 2 dollars because i’m retarded so i’ve been here awhile.

i want to help make him so money, but after selling the link i left the board out of shame, and now i’m uncertain where to invest. i want to stick with things in coinbase/pro.

needless to say, i’m nervous to invest his cash, but 5k won’t break him if we lose it.

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Just give her the cheese

And these people want at least $15 an hour with mandatory tips.
Tips should be based on service.

kek..help me bro’s. i am holding OXT with my own cash right now, but idk if we reached the top and are going to 30c

They probably had no idea what she was even saying. Try asking in Mexican

I don't get why we even tip waiters.
We don't tip anywhere else?
How did this scam come into place?

Uniswap is the answer

I just read what you said.
Just swallow your pride and buy link.

Reddit

Spacing

Faggot

what should i check out on uniswap? the problem with uniswap is it’s all low mcap which is great but high risk. i see the PNK and statera shilling but i can’t tell if it’s post link shills capitalizing on links success or if it’s legit.

I only own link, but these are the different shitcoins that I think have value.
Link, RSR, SXP, OCEAN, RLC (maybe)

Just buy PNK. Literally the next LINK.

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PNK sir

What happens if you lose it all? You need to have that conversation. Also, what's the time frame?
I'd play it safe. Something like

30% BTC
20% ETH
15% XMR
10% XRP
10% ADA

The rest in shitcoins of your choice. Stuff like Kleros, Decred, Elrond, YFI, etc.

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thanks. i might go with link especially after the dip we are having right now..

thing is coinbase is going to handcuff me for like 8 days with my funds so i don’t have many options outside of coonbase and time is relevant here because the market is moving fast

where can i buy this pnk?

Look at your ID.

this might be alittle too safe. i want to be moderate to high moderate risk here and he supports that. we are a few levels under buying a presale obviously but anything established on coinbase i’m open

If you're gonna uniswap gambol, look into ethverse ($ethv), it doesn't get talked about much here but it's a Minecraft token and has a lot of potential, throw an eth at it

how much shredded cheese do i need to fuck a chick like this?

Pnk doesn’t shill they fuck around and act like indians becuase most hodlers are up 15x Statera is paid shills and lacks any substance.

I suggest you DYOR before you get left behind.

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unironically all in ALGO for best returns

so sick of reading this gay faggot opinion. Go to europe and see how much their restaurants cost and how little their waiters give a fuck about serving you. It's a good system this way you're just too stupid to understand it.

Uniswap sir

All right then, if you had that conversation go wild.

Best is uniswap. You can either to go to the uniswap site or go to the PNK site and they have their own uniswap link.

Not sure about V1 or V2 since the gas prices have been fucking high but you can see between the two which you’d like to use.

This. Pic related. What side are you on.

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Waiters have been serving me just fine all my life in finland and rest of the world. fuck off fat ass burger.

PNK is great if coinbase ever frees my money up in three weeks and it’s not already a moon i will highly consider it. algo is also a great rec especially since it’s on CB definitely might choose this one

Get Link then, if you buy Link with Fiat and get locked in for 8 days, that's good. You can't succumb to the FUD going around and you'll be ready to see what happens at Smartcon.

KEK buying more PNK

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doesn't matter how much cheese you got it's not enough

10K SIRS REPORTING IN

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yeah i will. in between link and algo right now with a consideration for OXT possibly randomly hitting a dollar again and the high risk option of PnK if coinbase ever let’s me spend my money.

Pnk isn’t a high risk option. It’s literally a sure bet winner. All one has to do is buy and wait 2 years. It’s really that simple. But I’m just a random guy on a basket weaving forum. Don’t believe me.

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Buy the ALGO dip user. Chart looking juicy.

Yes we have fat asses because we are served burgers quickly and cheaply. You've obviously never been here to experience the difference. And nobody would bother going to a restaurant in your irrelevant country to see how good the service is. Try not to kys before the age 30 due to alcoholism and depression.

cant go wrong with xrp

The worst part is how they want tips for carryout now. I’ve gone to places with a tip line through a fucking drivethru. I just eat at home now.

spread your risk.. go for ALGO LEND and SWTH

Safex and unironically wait a year