/smg/ - Stock Masterbation General

Reminder, I've been telling you to buy $FPX since $0.175.

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Anime fans are degenerate faggots, agreed. Also anime itself sucks dick

JUST

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show us your short positions or fuck off

>anime
not going to post in this one

nah you're just going to get stuck holding our bags, everybody just exited the market and went short today.

WOOOO MICRONNNN

0 times.

Wait, if I coomed before bed, but it was after midnight, would you count that as cooming today?

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did you win today, son?

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covered call fags, whats your underlying of choice?
SOXL has been pretty good for me so far

Waifus are more worth than any stock.

Anime website, suck it normalfags

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .17%, kinda nothing day. S n' P kinda alarming in that it traded lower than yesterday's lows, but returned to thick volume established in last night's futures. The dow and russel are just doing bad huh? Trump pardoned... Susan B. Anthony? I thought it was gonna be Julian, oh well. So sleepy, I kinda just woke up :/
Good lord too slow and missed the new thread, and I have cummed zero (0) times today

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I'm down 0.49% in both of my accounts
even though I'm long and stocks went up
I guess I picked the wrong stocks :/

I made one (1) cummies

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Tesla and Apple when it splits

HUGE sell signal

What brokerage and app are you using?

BUY TSLA, it's still not too late.
1. Share split normie craze
2. S&P500 addition
3. New Battery Technology
4. Electrical Airplane
5. Successful SpaceX = Successful Tesla

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I'll be by to post the i told you so's tomorrow.

Up another 4.8% today, pretty good week so far. BEKE and horse really pushed it up

Fuck you for making me respond twice. I made 4 dollars and had breakfast the end

>dumped by Barclays over low demand
SELL Micron

i made a solid 25k scalping kodak and buying puts at the high.
i'm thinking about buying a Bloomberg terminal now...

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-0.53% REEEEEE I'm financially ruined.

>3.
enough of a reason, you fuckheads do realize battery tech is scaling from a measly 150-200k miles to A MILLION at the minimum. TSLA will be at least double by EOY '21

Balls of steel despite being an anime fan. Impressive.

Redpill me on PRTS