$COOM - COOMENCE THE MOON MISSION

coomer.cash/

Now that one day has passed, we've established a solid ground for the imminent moon mission.
>below $200k mcap still
To be exact, it's sitting at $185k.
>$500k daily volume
>liquidity is locked, no rug pull is possible
unicrypt.network/uniswap-browser/pair/0x8bEb1D95Be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982
>10% of the supply got burned

Daily reminder that we are THIS close from blowing up to stratospheric levels.
Every sign is there and I can feel the memestorm brewing. Holders are increasing as I'm typing this thread. Whales ran out of COOM to sell, this is the ultimate bottom because real men are now EDGING the fuck out.
Daily volume is $500k THIS EARLY and at this marketcap. I wonder what's going to happen next? So if you're not a degenerate nigger you already know what this entails.

Only fertile coomers and chads will manage to get a significant stack before the coingecko listing.

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app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb
metamask.io/
coomer.cash/
livecoinwatch.com/price/CoomCoin-COOM
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Doesn't the dev still have $100M he could in theory dump at any point to drain the pool?

how much is a suicide stack? 700k enough?

He won't be able to. There's not enough liquidity for him to do so

Ill put 50 down if someone explains to me how to buy this.

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transfer ether to meta mask, click on uniswap link on coomer.cash website, trade ether for cummies, profit??????????

In english please.

Well exactly, he can drain all the liquidity. Just another way to get around liq locks

Should I get a bag? Is it too late?

buy etherium on your platform of choice (gemini, coinbase), download meta mask plug in for chrome (wallet generator), withdraw etherium from platform of choice into meta mask wallet, go on coomer.cash and click uniswap link, hover over metamask plug in and you should be able to swap etherium for $COOM

Is it worth cooming into the liquidity pool?

COOM HARD BROTHER

Where do you see this graph?

Assuming you're totally new to crypto, which I heavily doubt but still :

>create an account on coinbase, be sure to set up the Google authenticator
>buy ETH on coinbase with USD or EUR whatever fiat currency you own
>download the Google chrome/Firefox extension called Metamask
>create a wallet
Wallet in which you'll send the ETH previously bough. Store and don't share your seed phrase with anyone. Use a strong password.
>send/withdraw the ETH you bought on coinbase to your metamask wallet
Once you've received your ETH, go here to buy : app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb

If you're planning to invest $50, i'd heavily recommend to instead buy only $35 worth of COOM and keep the rest of your ETH for the gas fees if there are emergencies, and such.

Be sure not to invest more than you can afford to lose, and welcome to the COOMING club. Consider yourself lucky, you are about to make massive gains.

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1. Install this on your browser:
metamask.io/

2. Set it up when its done installing and transfer whatever ETH to the wallet you get.

3. Go to coomer.cash/ and click the link that says "trading now on Uniswap" app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb

4. Coom.

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These dubs... I'm gonna.... COOM!!!

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Why the fuck is basic transaction gas so hideously expensive? I tried to buy 1 COOM and they wanted nearly $10 in gas.

I forgot to add, but here's a chart to see how the price will evolve over time. Get ready for the upcoming ride.
livecoinwatch.com/price/CoomCoin-COOM
Nice trips, and you're right. This is a serious risk to consider, but not enough to make me sell. It's a memecoin after all.

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its cause of the way ETH works. You spend gas as a weight to bump yourself up on the list, more gas => faster transaction, but its a race with all the other coomers. It'll settle back down in a bit, unless coingecko happens first.

it costs that much no matter how much you buy

Why would you only spend $.003 for mommies milkies? If you're gonna coom, coom like you mean it!

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It doesn't look like any of the trackers have realized they burnt 1% of their total supply yet. Prices are probably off

Because I've been in crypto for less than 72 hours and am just fucking around to get my feet wet. I'm not ready for that kind of commitment!

Well shit.

Every individual currency is like learning a new game.

>didn't have any eth to buy this shitcoin when it was still at 20k mcap
ahhhh i'm too late now aren't i

Who else ready to COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM?

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This is merely the beginning.

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WTF did they fork CUM? We're still going to make it, right CUMbros?

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Drowning in this shit, nigga

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I bought this coin not to make money but to be granted a license to shitpost. If you don't like it too bad, no Kleros court will convict me, PNKjeets are the most notorious COOMers of all.

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Press F for bizonacci who probably missed the link pump

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it's like that with all decentralized ETH-based markets. On the bright side, this allows for the transactions to occur without any centralized control like banks while also having transparency and safety, unlike more traditional p2p transactions. That's where ETH gets most of its value.

ChainLink is similar and also has a real value as a technology for 'smart contracts', which is just a fancy way of saying that you can set up some transaction and verify the legitimacy of the inputs and outputs.

(I'm retarded btw)

Well. Coinbase and gemini (I didnt even know I had that one lol) are locked because apparently my device is new. Its the same device.
This coin is a pure meme but so was link and I thought that coin was a fucking huge joke when it was under 2$. Hmm.

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Can COOM get to 10M MC like tendies? I feel like it's an even better meme.

Interesting and good to know. Thanks for the explanation. I'm still over here trying to figure out what FUD means and why everyone always cite's a coin's market cap as relevant.

WHEN ARE COOOMING ON A GECKO's FACE? I CAN't Hold it any longer.. I'm gonna BUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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Call me a retard, but Coinbase Pro is telling me that it's gonna be days before my bank deposit is gonna show up in my account, let alone being able to buy the Eth and transfer it. Am I just fucked for not having some ready to go already, or am I missing something obvious?

Hold it in. HOLD IT

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He's here....
And he's coomin'

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