/smg/ - Stock Market General

the pits of despair

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/armpit-licking/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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They’re already putting them in concentration camps, WHKS contract must be right around the corner

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I shoulda sold more WKHS calls

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Vix on day before tsla apple split? I’m trying to really channel my inner clown world.

watch that WKHS sell wall at 16.70
once that is breached (sold or removed) the horse is going parabolic

>not anime op
umm no sweetie
thats not what I want for my thread, okay pumpkin?

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WKHSchads look out for Saturday and Monday when the dems will actually start discussing USPS plans.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN AND REINVESTED DIVIDENDS OUTPACE THE MARKET

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Poor little Grumman LLVs. Their suffering is almost over.

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Celchads rise up

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unblock the face so I can cum

Your protip basically means you get out of gold. Thats alot of effort compared to hitting a button on the screen. Wahlah fundsu safu

buying september WMT itm calls

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Dumped my SILJ for more FNGU and TQQQ, am I gonna make it? Also anyone not riding the LL train is dumb

>better check my 401k brokeragelink account see how my stable fallback at-least-I-can-retire-someday portfolio is doing
>FUCKING BOOMER ROCKS WHAT HAPPENING!!!

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No I’m glad it’s covered, asians are trash. Fuck moon people.

Im considering taking the homeless pill. It sounds nice

>wake up with my dog bro
>piss and shit wherever you want for free without wiping
>use electricity from outlets on the street
>use free wifi to shitpost on Zig Forums
>beg basedboys and femoids for money, say its for my mulatto kids
>use money exclusively on booze and 7/11 food
>do sports events with my fellow homeless bros, become chiseled

Sounds comfy asf. I may just buy 10k of QQQ and do it

Im so happy bros

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how high dis shit finna go

Is SLV going to do anything or is it just going to keep wasting my time bouncing between $25 and $26?

Why girls and women so rarely invest? Or when they do, it's usually their husband/father doing all the trading.

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Dividends came to mind this morning again when I dropped my kids off and went to work.
>Daddy has to go to work in order to pay the bills
I can't wait to hit $500,000 in divies and pass it on to them so they never feel the demand to wage slave themselves into a deep, dark depression.

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FCEL chads, when we selling?

alright CLSK chads, ive made enough money playing these swings, not im just gonna hold my orignal position forever and watch it grow for years

They’d rather make stupid faces online with their tits out for all the likes and comments. They enjoy that more than the money even.

Risk aversion. They would rather have every penny in a savings account where they can look at it all the time.

$4 today quite possible

Not today fren, not today.

/smg/ is about variety

she isn't that pretty, just a goofy cute looking nippon girl

depends where you live

road to 35 after you sell

Just sold my SILJ, probably gonna sell my PSLV too. Been a garbage month for silver, I was green for 48 hours total. Much better gains in FNGU and TQQQ

>start doing options
>lose half of my account
well lads

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>Try to sleep on a bench somewhere
>Other drug addicted homeless people shake you down and take you phone
>Frat bros trying to make the next bumfights viral video set you on fire
How will you cash out the gains then?

Is TSLA gonna fall after today, today being last day to be on record for Friday's record (t+2 days)? Am I missing something? Still gotta hold the shares to get the new 4 on aug 31 right?

Females are biologically risk averse. When they look at the stock market they only see potential losses. They are also less intelligent than the average male so they are probably right.

wew the market is freaked out today

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lol you either learned a invaluable lesson or you’ll lose the other half of your account too.

i ALWAYS respect women no matter what

>start doing options
>lose $20
>never do it again
And my line only ever went up from there

I respect me mum n that’s it mate the rest is whores

>iktf
don't have kids but if I ever do, they're going to get a passive income stream when I pass so they can focus on what they want. definitely will not let them be lazy shites tho

Most people don't invest, they toss their match % into their pension/401k and that's the extent of it.

Checked that ID

Is nobody hear invested in PLUG? It's the gift that keeps on giving.

>Why are you shorting eBay? I figure their business would be booming right now.

they're very overextended compared to the average price they've been trading at for the past 2 days, i don't plan on holding it overnight though and am trading relatively small to experiment. it should work in theory and return to the mean but even if it doesn't im not too worried about losing some money. im already way up on my SGMO short today anyways so no big deal either way, im actually curious to see a day when i get burned by trading this way and a stock just goes up forever or something. i'll increase my position at 4 and 6 SD's so it's definitely got some room, but usually the higher they go the lower they fall.

im trying to experiment both with quiet stocks and also with stocks that have some sort of news or at least big move in one direction. if it keeps working through the month i'll start increasing my risk tolerance but currently im just trying to gather data using real money.

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you're not supposed to buy them
you're supposed to sell them

Rate my allocation:
>vti 90%
>vxus 5%
>boomer rocks 2.5%
>meme stocks 2.5%

sold serene and put it all in femcel. dont let me down user

im debating which one i'll do

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>road to 35 after you sell
Probably but I'm sick of waiting

Yup I've been sitting at like 10 15% down for a couple weeks now. Could have made more if my cash wasn't tried up in this weak shit.

I hope, someone exercise my 3.50 covered calls.

Fuck guys. I just want a cute JAV girl to smoother me to death with her ass, slowly pressing harder and harder on my face until I'm on the verge of blacking out. I want her friend to make me cum in her mouth just before I die from asphyxiation.

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FCEL BROKE 52 WEEK HIGH WE HAVE EXITED THE W FORMATION GAP UP TO $5 IMMINENT!!!!

Dems want 75% of the new trucks to be mandated as EVs (WKHS is the only viable option) and expanded funding for USPS on top of that.

Trump wants to win Ohio and promised to bring manufacturing back there.

Love to see a company getting bullish signals from both sides of the political spectrum going into an election.

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This one goes out to all the boomers whose puts are never going to print.

youtube.com/watch?v=CeWjEYhk7Xo

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It was my free stock on Robinhood and I sold it ASAP lol

How am I supposed to buy in at all time highs..........

where my rkt bros at??? in @ 18/avg

get your trigger fingers ready if you're looking for a WKHS entry point

buy high sell higher

Unless you’re an insider, have hold of insider information somehow, or been following a trend on a ticket for a LONG time it’s literally gambling.

>DUMPF SCOOPS

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Are you me?

REIT are still cheap...

lmao what happens if i buy right now

Same. Gonna sit on my paltry 1600 shares and see where it goes in a year.

Sell covered calls, or puts on stuff you might like to buy and hold

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BUY WKHS NOW WHILE IT'S LOW

>sold PLUG yesterday
FUCK

I have confirmation from a friend in the games industry that the new WoW expansion is going to be released at the end of October.

Blizzard hasn’t announced the release date to the public yet. There’s been a consistent run up every time an expansion is announced, to its release date, and then dumps about a month into the expac after the sales stop. Enjoy the gamer tendies anons.

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Up 25% on my TAN calls, still have 3 months left should I hold or sell?

meh imma wait for 15 again

It's been way more solid than the stock f(in)cel

Stop.

Plug is the one meme stock that is unironically gonna make it

have my 15.99 and 15.49 orders ready to go.

My uncle works at Nintendo and he said Shigeru Miyamoto is declaring bankruptcy and will commit ritual sudoku EOW.

>ATVI calls for 11/20 $90

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I miss vanilla and BC so bad. I was playing back when you had to walk to a battleground to queue and wait out front dueling for hours until enough people from the server joined

Buy international. International markets are mostly under ATH. Europe, Australia, Developed Asia.

>Frat bros trying to make the next bumfights viral video set you on fire

hearty kek

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>buying options

I'm 50% cash and there were plays to be made aaaaaaaaaaa

What a bitter loser. Shouldve listened when i said to buy at 2.20

Anyone looking at volume? Is it not concerning that we’re hitting ATH’s with the lowest volume since December?

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Just did some number crunching, and thanks to my gains in the market this year, I can afford to pay for the last two years of my engineering degree out of pocket! I'm about to pay off my car next month so no more debt for me! Thanks chink flu, you were the best thing to ever happen to me. Who else /dointhangs/ here?!

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Yeah, keep an eye on EWY.

Good job user, you're almost at +0

Perfectly healthy natural and priced in user don’t ask silly questions

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Why would I put my money in fcel when plug is far superior in every way?

I'm doing my dishes and I took my trash out earlier
:3

What happens if my stocks are too boring to earn any premium?

They're not going to be reaching those numbers today.

Keep buying, stonks only go up! :^)

You sure? Just 30 more cents to 15.99.

>BEKE
OOOOOOOOOOOOO

Up or down place your bets

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