/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

fish edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/fish/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Surely Tesla will close red today

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I sold mine

>I'm not a big fan of your portfolio but you know what, you're so damn cute I'll make an exception
>My offer is 30% equity and you can have sex with me four times a year

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second for BIG RED DILDOS

whats happening with HORSE?!?!?!

To the user that wanted bears to post their puts, here's mine, I only bought one.

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I want to see VIX to 24 at least before I sell my UVXY calls

besides that I'm still long in all of my boomerstocks hehe

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Its happening Its happening
...
Its over

Lol Captcha chimneys

haha it's cause I bought the top this morning

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Short GOLD because Mali Coup: Uncle Buffet is senile edition.

*CLACK CLACK CLACK*
ARE YOU READY FOR THE MOST DEVASTATING TECH CRASH? WORSE THAN THE DOT COM CRASH AND CORONA CRASH COMBINED?

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Ay this nigga literally the big short now

How to get a finance gf?

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that stimulus headline will arrive any minute bois

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Algos follow russel and if it goes down WKHS trends downwards.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

my philosophy = buy passive income with your active income

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>fish
fuck yeah seaking

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I sold my BTG at open and took profits and then that bastard fell like a rock.

>get finance job
>walk down the hall to the hr office
>introduce yourself

GBTC

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>Lol Captcha chimneys
kek

NVDIA bros how you holding up? the hour of judgment is almost upon us

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Its my birthday and I'm down 1.62%, thanks jews. I guess its back to wage slaving for another 1.5 hours to appease my Hebrew masters.

most based poster in this general

Nasdaq is clawing for life
it needs to close under the important 11340 level

>See BLNK is low and buy some at 9.75 in the morning
>Set my stop loss like a good little boy and go do some other shit
>Look at it now, stop loss hit sometime in the day, and now it's back up above my stop loss

It's all so tiresome. What would happen if I buy back in? Do I get fucked with taxes with the wash sale rule? I only lost $50

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Should I sell my 9/11 NVDA 520 calls? I'm scared

I'm fine with only tech crashing.

Don’t forget they took your foreskin too

do an MSc in Finance or do an internship and try to fuck your MD's daughter.
My gf isnt purely interested in finance but i did set her up with an own brokerage account and she becomes more interested by the day.
T. did an MSc in Finance and she's doing an MSc in CS

wait there actually are big red dildos i didnt even check before posting

nice

on my birthday no less. If you tbink about it my birthday has always been a.... red day :^(

based retard

Dow will close -100 today mark my words

Tech should crash. I want to buy some cheapies off the some sap's cold, dead hands who bought at ATH

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I'll take one order of VXX and a side of SPY puts, thank you

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>Another 6%+ day in RKT
>ER in 2 weeks
comfy as fuck.

Bros i feel like a retard. spy mooned for the last months and my portfolio is +/- 0% over the same time. guess i should have bought spy or fucking FAGMAN.
i could close all my boomer stocks like KO and RTX and roll into FAGMAN but at this point... it's insanity no matter what

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> Kela

WHAT DOES IT MEAN???

please keep posting, you're needed

Should I buy a qqq put?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JUST GIVE ME ONE FUCKING GREEN DAY AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

More puts. Country borders are closed, opposition is lead by an Imam, West wants blood and is going to force the coup leaders to harder their position out of fear of prosecution.

No one ever lost money by betting that a political situation in Africa will end up worse than expected.

dow jones and nikkei still not ath. rates unchanged despite fed easing buying. dollar overall still
weakening but starting to gain resistances towards election. metals volatility is starting to
pick up as well as crypto after bull run and dollar weakness. tsla up bigly after split announcement it seems, slightly weird reaction by traders

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