/smg/ - Stock Market General

BABA Chads?

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Surely Tesla will open red tomorrow

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What do you RIGHT NOW if Nvidia announces a 1 to 10 split?

SLV will moon to 27 tomorrow. Mark my words.

SELL CALL CREDIT SPREADS ON SPY. IT'S NOT BREAKING 340

>>Kill yourself

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>buying options
I have stock. Next time, just buy stock. No need to be jelly.

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>Tesla IS undervalued

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If those were digits I'd believe you

Trust me, user.

I did buy stock and I sold yesterday like I've been telling you guys forever now

This is the end. Markets plummet. The bear market started as soon as everyone declared it to be over yesterday. This was the shortest bull run in the history of markets. I hope you enjoyed it. Circuit breakers tomorrow.

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Nothing. Splits don't have any actual effect. For every slightly bag a robinhood kid buys there's a fundie sociopath selling it to them.

>going to sleep to fast travel to the next day

Guess im not the only one whose thought this

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Why would you sell on record earnings and new card? Bruh, you aint the brightest, are you?

I dont hold Nvidia or options in the stock

Start shorting and post position or shut up

CUM

Especially if this gal with a crazy lisp announces it.

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>The FBI just exposed the jews and their Zionists plans
SELL SELL SELL THE JEWS WILL RETALIATE. THEY OWN THE STOCK MARKET FUCKING SELL THIS YOUR FINAL WARNING. DONT BE SURPRISED IF THE MARKET CRASHES TOMORROW

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because I know more than you

Why

>one so so red day after a week of pump
>MARKET CRASH AAAAAAAAAAA SELL SELL
Every fucking time. No wonder you faggots can't make any money with that origami paper hands.

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Zig Forums will you help a clueless girl with what to invest in these days? if I make proper returns will send you noodz

Would honestly be happy if they were. Still holding my SLV calls, but this time I'm gonna actually secure profit instead of being greedy the last 2 times

buy KTOV

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They will have their asset confiscated and it's going to be used to stabilize the post-corona economy, market stimulation will be the bigger part of it.

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THE GOY KNOW, BURN EVERYTHING.

You know the rules.

>Not understanding why airbnb wants to go public
100% guaranteeing you they will use the raised capital to pay off debt as long as possible until the effect covid has has dampened a bit

Tits first or

The CCP won’t allow BABA to crash

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I KNEW I should have sold my crypto the second I saw fucking portnoy buying it and I didn't. FUCK

Post nudes but censored, make us see the carrot and work for it.

Don't make me say it.

Wake me up when there’s a cunny edition

>I smart
Ok retard.

that's a man