>imagine missing out on the next Dogecoin
$COOM - COOMENCE THE MOON MISSION
Adam Baker
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coomer.cash
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app.uniswap.org
livecoinwatch.com
dextools.io
coingecko.com
twitter.com
Benjamin Price
Jeremiah Nguyen
Justin Bailey
What's this dance 17 year old sluts keep doing? I dont like it
Owen Harris
No cooming until we reach 1 cent
Daniel Wood
i hate women who wear bras like this. its obvious based on their cleavage that their true boob size is half of what the bra suggests. fucking deceptive.
remember all women are simply trying to stimulate males into working and succeeding so they can win them over.
Xavier Diaz
tam
Ryder Watson
Based hiveminders, asked for milkies and I shall provide.
Yeah, could be better honestly.
Great. Hold it in. You'll be rewarded eventually.
It's still visually endearing.
Grayson Wilson
$COOM will help channel funds for people suffering of balls cancer. Isn't that great?
Andrew Baker
Carson King
Mcap is still below $300k. It's slowly, but surely rising as we're seeing higher and higher levels of support everyday.
Kevin Lee
Buy COOM. That's all you gotta do. You'll thank me in the future.
I hate talking to myself. But if I must shill alone, I will. Buy coom.
Hudson Harris
Alternatively, you could also buy some Parsiq (PRQ) as well. This one is also a no-brainer.
Anthony Cruz
Headin' to the moon
Luis Watson
COOM WITH US IF YOU WANNA BE FILTHY RICH
>coomer.cash
>coomer.cash
The first Flash-Mintable Tokens (ERC20) filled with regret:
>coomer.cash
Assuming you're totally new to crypto:
>create an account on your exchange (on coinbase, be sure to set up the Google authenticator)
>buy ETH on coinbase with USD or EUR whatever fiat currency you own
>download the Google chrome/Firefox extension called Metamask (metamask.io
>create a wallet
Wallet in which you'll send the ETH previously bough. Store and don't share your seed phrase with anyone. Use a strong password.
>send/withdraw the ETH you bought on coinbase to your metamask wallet
Once you've received your ETH, go here to buy :
>app.uniswap.org
Charts:
>livecoinwatch.com
>dextools.io
BE A SEALMEN DIVER
>10K: Private COOMER
>50K: COOMtenant
>100K: First COOMtenant
>200K: COOMptain
>500K: MajorCUUM
>1Mil: CUUMlonel
>2mil: Brigadier COOMERral
>10mil: Major COOMERal
>20mil: BLUE BALLS General
>100mil: General of the Sperm Armies
STACK COOM - SPERM COUNT:
>2.1 or higher - Sharkbull Ejaculord
>2.1M - CHAD SPERM WHALE
>1M to make it bonus prego waifu (requires $WAIF)
>100k suicide sperm count
>0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck
Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone. This is the reason I invest in COOM. I'm done trying to outsmart clownworld, so let's outdumb it. When in clownworld, act like the clowns. So Welcome to COOMworld, put on your red rubber nose and buy COOM.
Juan Hall
SOON
Jaxon White
That girl is underage you pedophile. Why don't you find a woman your own age OP? Oh thats right you are socially retarded and go after young girls because you want "easy pussy", go die
Nathaniel Cox
a lot of hot men in this thread
Easton Collins
Let the outdumbing coomesnse.
Owen James
how do you know this? do you retards unironically use tiktok? She has huge milkers regardless.
Grayson Hernandez
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Faggot.
Jackson Rogers
COPE
Christopher Thompson
>lol whatever just look at my giant tits
Anthony Nelson
*Counting candles to see how much of a degenerate I should feel like*
Gabriel Allen
IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Logan Diaz
Younger pussy is much harder to get, and is thus prize.
I’m 25 and can get easy used-up 22+ year old pussy by going to any bar within walking distance of me.
16*-21, though? That takes skill, they don’t want old man cock so you really have to sell them on it.
*or whatever age of consent is in your state/nation
Cooper Gomez
yeah, americans often forget that the age of consent isn't 18 across the entirety of the planet...
Daniel Flores
i got 16
Colton Taylor
Show me your big juicy loads, bulls
Joseph Lopez
Coming soon
Lincoln Hall
Sirs, the cake is missing four candles.