If you know, you know

Getting on coingecko is usually pretty fast so I'd hope today

its under review!

fuck. hope my funds clear

COOM WITH US IF YOU WANNA BE FILTHY RICH
>coomer.cash/
>coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf
The first Flash-Mintable Tokens (ERC20) filled with regret:
>coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf

Assuming you're totally new to crypto:

>create an account on your exchange (on coinbase, be sure to set up the Google authenticator)
>buy ETH on coinbase with USD or EUR whatever fiat currency you own
>download the Google chrome/Firefox extension called Metamask (metamask.io/)
>create a wallet
Wallet in which you'll send the ETH previously bough. Store and don't share your seed phrase with anyone. Use a strong password.
>send/withdraw the ETH you bought on coinbase to your metamask wallet
Once you've received your ETH, go here to buy : >app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb

Charts:
>livecoinwatch.com/price/CoomCoin-COOM
>dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

BE A SEALMEN DIVER
>10K: Private COOMER
>50K: COOMtenant
>100K: First COOMtenant
>200K: COOMptain
>500K: MajorCUUM
>1Mil: CUUMlonel
>2mil: Brigadier COOMERral
>10mil: Major COOMERal
>20mil: BLUE BALLS General
>100mil: General of the Sperm Armies

STACK COOM - SPERM COUNT:
>2.1M or higher - Sharkbull Ejaculord
>2.1M - Chad Sperm Whale
>1M to make it bonus prego waifu (requires $WAIF)
>100k suicide sperm count
>0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck

Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone. This is the reason I invest in COOM. I'm done trying to outsmart clownworld, so let's outdumb it. When in clownworld, act like the clowns. So Welcome to COOMworld, put on your red rubber nose and buy COOM.

SOON
coingecko.com/en/coins/coom-coin

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>didn't buy in when it was only 10k marketcap
wanna fucking kill myself

5MM Spermwhale reporting in.. We're going to COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Soo fucking hard. Check em

you're not wrong for thinking that coom coin is a bullshit scam. the name is ridiculous. but dyr. the dev has limited the liq they can access by ~80% (i.e. no rug pulling); we don't know yet if the coin will be featured on coingecko, but it will be if there's sufficient interest in it (i.e. you buying it) which will almost certainly lead to gains; there is a dedicated community of people on discord who are passionate about this project (believe it or not); out the gate, this coin has been stable . . . this is rare for virtually any coin; there is a soon encroaching 2% burn that's happening.

COOMED AND CHECKED

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how am I going to explain this crazy bullshit to my dad when I make it?

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donno but its gonna be a wild ride

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