This is going to sound kind of weird, but... bare with me.
My son who's 11 years old now has what some psycho-cognitive therapists call "Extra Sensory Perception"
I won't go into the details as to how we realized this over the years, but just trust me... it's some crazy fucking shit.
Anyway, I have never spoken a day in my life to him about cryptocurrency. I went all in on $FLOW though at about .60c the other day.... and this morning I found this on his desk in his room.
the spirit world has spoken wipe the ecto off your chin and buy FLOW
Hudson Gomez
Ok, I'm all in.
Chase Johnson
Some real shizzle, keep flowing!
Zachary Reyes
Flow is starting to take over the world
Hudson Thompson
14 is fud, bullish as can be ngl
Evan Jackson
holy shit what a based kid
Luke Edwards
retard
Daniel Jenkins
I had some weird shit with Flow happen too. My grandfather on the same exact day flow was listed (but 15 years earlier) had taken me on his boat to go fishing and that’s when I literally learned about how inflationary assets with non-dilutive unowned protocols drive the flow of all water on earth.
holy fuck op, is your son's name satoshi by any chance?
Mason Fisher
Oh shit.
All hail to the FLOW Seer.
The mighty alchemist.
The Creator of Gains.
Transmute my Shitcoins to Gold.
Awen.
Christian Lewis
Based kid. Can you ask him about dusk?
Dylan Hill
This is making me feel so much stuff right now. Simply amazing
Liam Fisher
I had a similar experience with FLOW. I was sitting on the toilet when my son barged through the door and started screaming about this "crazy new cryptocurrency" he heard about. He's severely autistic and the only way I could calm him down was through buying a bit of FLOW. At the time it was 0.20 USD.
Kayden Bell
This is the most retarded shit I've seen today. Well done
Jaxon Thompson
You probably like your steak well done with ketchup faggot
Just sat on the toilet when suddenly Elon Musk himself busted down my door and told me all about the way of the Flow Protocol, how he's using it to launch people to the moon. Went all in.
Hudson Walker
Some creepy midnight ghost tales in this thread ngl
Wyatt Sullivan
There are going to be some glorious pink wojaks when this collapses. This is all hype, zero substance.
Joshua Harris
Fear driving bullshit. Stop trying to drive the price down just so you can get a good entry point.
Jack Smith
Not true like, at all, buddy. Serious project.
Ian Gray
What is the end-game of the coin? It isn't stable enough to be a stable-coin and never will be. It doesn't have any utility at all. Rebases are only beneficial when price is going up, and this inorganic hype will be dead quickly.
ANYONE BUYING THIS SHIT IS GOING TO LOSE YOUR MONEY IF YOU DON'T GET OUT FAST
John Martinez
I guess it's kind of like Bitcoin except instead of miners getting new coins, anyone holding gets them. Thus the inflation is more fairly distributed.
Dominic Sanders
Just bought a bunch at 1.85. I'm wondering, why does $14 keep coming up?
Jordan Rivera
I was just sitting in my favourite lounge bar sipping coffee when this Pakistani hindu sir walked in and TOOK the remote from staff only corridor while staff was aware, and he turned on a documentary about waterfalls, left a tip, and left. He didnt even order a drink!! I come to biz to troll fllowolers, but this was the first thread in catalog, guess il flowoll that sir and go balls deep into FLOW Btw documentary was about some American waterfalls, what did he mean by this?