>create an account on your exchange (on coinbase, be sure to set up the Google authenticator) >buy ETH on coinbase with USD or EUR whatever fiat currency you own >download the Google chrome/Firefox extension called Metamask (metamask.io/) >create a wallet Wallet in which you'll send the ETH previously bough. Store and don't share your seed phrase with anyone. Use a strong password. >send/withdraw the ETH you bought on coinbase to your metamask wallet Once you've received your ETH, go here to buy: >app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb
BE A SEALMEN DIVER >10K: Private COOMER >50K: COOMtenant >100K: First COOMtenant >200K: COOMptain >500K: MajorCUUM >1Mil: CUUMlonel >2mil: Brigadier COOMERral >10mil: Major COOMERal >20mil: BLUE BALLS General >100mil: General of the Sperm Armies
STACK COOM - SPERM COUNT: >2.1M or higher - Sharkbull Ejaculord >2.1M - CHAD SPERM WHALE >1M to make it bonus prego waifu (requires $WAIF) >100k suicide sperm count >0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck
Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone. This is the reason I invest in COOM. I'm done trying to outsmart clownworld, so let's outdumb it. When in clownworld, act like the clowns. So Welcome to COOMworld, put on your red rubber nose and buy COOM.
Got back home smashed 2 days ago, took some ketamine and bought 7.000 USD worth of COOM. That was 70% of my savings. I have actually made money. Not fucking selling.
Mason Bennett
EXTREMELY BASED HIGH RISK BUT PLEASE TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF COOMER
