I spent 6 goddamn years of my life getting a bachelor's degree in microbiology...

This sounds like applying for a mob job

I am way to autistic for that. That's why I went to college in the first place: I can't socialize, so I need to sell my brains instead.

Yo college is not something that makes you money, the good ones teach you how to learn fast, really fast. You have to apply that skill to novel technology and voila, you get upwards 120k out of college, if you are too dumb to start your own business. Op is dumb
>t. Is reinforcement learning man

I live in a flyover state and make $20/hour to micropipette and centrifuge all day. The jobs are out there but this is probably the worst time in the last 2 decades to look for them, lol

>12.00/hr working in a lab
uhm i make than that as a dishwasher at a local bar, what the fucking is going on is college useless?

If not already you should be extremely active on LinkedIn, and if I were you I'd be looking all over the country ready and willing to relocate for a higher salary.

move out of Mississippi champ...

My sympathies user.
I did a biochem degree before going back for CS, and now CS is saturated too. The working class are crabs in a bucket on our way to the bottom.
Anyways, don't feel obligated to stick with what you study. I picked up a basic sales job for a tech company and make more $70k, more than many entry level devs now (the 100k starting salaries are a lie outside of the bay area). Now that you're done school, consider it a new horizon where you aren't obligated to be barricaded in a lab 5 hours/day anymore.

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I want your job. I can pipette and centrifuge in my fucking sleep, and $20 is way more than the stingy (((people))) here will pay.

phd in molecular biology and virology - same shit

Can you create phages to eradicate my mycoplasma infection? Antibiotics all failed me.no researcher has tried to create phages for mycoplasmas

are you me? i did a grad in biopharmacy and i cant find a job for the past 2 years and just applied to go back for med school since theres more work for them, but idk man at the age of 26 having to go thru med school...its all so tiresome...future so grim....parents disappointed, kinda sad ;_;

Yes. That's the whole point of this thread.

>A bachelors in anything STEM that isn’t engineering is a financial death sentence.
Even eng isn't a sure bet anymore. My friends in aero and civ were super smart and many are unemployed.

I’ll pay you when I make it (srs)

Montana Actually.

Yes, if I had several Million dollars of lab equipment.

There’s your problem. Unfortunately you’re probably going to have to move to a real city for work in your line

You are too smart for this board user, get out.
Tired is exactly the word I use. I was in the national guard during my first degree, worked all the way through my second.
I just want financial security. Clown world bros.

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jesus fucking christ really? Im a tinbasher who installs steel flashing around the outsides of buildings, so basically a total blue collar construction job with very little barrier to entry. I get paid $29/hr with a $1-2/hour raise every year, and after I get my full red seal next year I immediately get bumped up to $37/hr (a red seal isn't really required for my job, but I get paid to go to school for it in the winter and it's a guaranteed raise).

How do these companies get away with paying guys like you with respectable degrees so little? That just seems criminal to me

Same, I make $13.50 as a cook
I think the college bubble is unironically popping
It won't pop in truth until the normies/laggards figure out that college is empirically a bad value proposition and demand for university drops below the studentloan-inflated price floor, but damn if there's anything that this board is good at it's not necessarily being smart but being early

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science jobs don't pay shit, you have to be in engineering to make the money

I make 15 an hr and get overtime and my job is easy as fuck, the machine does all the work

imagine getting in debt to make less than a drug addict like me who dropped out in 8th grade

I'm happy with it honestly, it's such an easy job I have time and energy to dedicate to my side stuff. I live in Michigan where you only make good money in automotive/engineering or as a Pajeet in healthcare babysitting negros.

Looked into pharama companies? Even sales?

>Went to law school
>Made 70k first year
>Make 90k now and soon will be in six figures

i thought the meme was there was too many lawyers over saturated market

I am 19 years old.
Wanted to stop being a neet and find work to
save up money for college.

I went to a pretty good school in Gemany and my grades are average.

Applied to lots of promising career jobs that you dont need a degree for since you're learning for 3 years and get paid for working at the same time.

>Denied by all of them

Looks like I'll have to wagecuck.
Even if I save up money "better job" oppertunities won't come my ways since I wont be able to erase my wage cuck legacy and they will laugh at me.

Don't know what else to do though

help

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Yeah, the truth is unraveling. The shiz society sold us reeks. Buy flow

Microbio sounds like a good idea but to be honest it’s dumb. Might as well go try to start a company you’re wasting time otherwise