>this triggers the nigger lover boomers on /smg/ who unironically cant understand how nobody wants to ride in a stinky taxi with a pajeet babbling about his stinky kids
not at once you fucking moron, dca over the next 5 weeks. implying i want to rideshare with convicted sex offenders. fuck off i own my vehicle.
Brandon Lopez
if I put 30k into TQQQ right now, will I be a millionaire in 5 years?
Parker Perez
First time investor here, got 10k to play with, short tesla right?
Samuel Torres
>So whats causing this pump? Investors panic buying tech stocks. Look out for pharma stocks too, huge movements of volume coming to pharma. Good luck.
Joshua Ortiz
Theres the boomer cope on missing 20% in one day
David Ross
Hold TSLA or AAPL for a few months.
Austin Baker
But I need 100 to sell covered calls.
John Green
buy mini futures or warrants next time you fucking clown
Charles Hernandez
2nd for this question. I sold my $115 stack at $125 for a nice profit and have been waiting to buy back in. Will it ever dip enough or should I just bite the bullet, buy 100 shares and never sell again until the Big One
>all these retards who sold their only shares today and won't be accounted for tomorrow's Record Date that collects the share owner data on the Opening Monday morning on 31st will be hilarious to watch here.
You buy TSLA and AAPL -right now- and don't sell for a few months. If you think you've made enough, then sell and buy yourself something nice to feel good.
Some of the highest yielding investment grade bonds are Navient's debentures which are basically a bunch of student loans lumped together. They pay 5-6% a coupon. Why haven't you purchased these bonds yet user?
TSLA bros. I can't wait to be in this same fucking position in two years. Waiting on the next split.
William Jones
these are all fucking garbage you pseudo boomer donkey drop everything except microsoft and tsm
Eli Thompson
BUY THE FUCKING DIP YOU FUCKING IDIOT! kek
Luke Rogers
>selling before the split You get what you fucking deserve, can you at least buy it back today?
Asher Jackson
>hold debt that a major political party constantly threatens to make disappear lol no
Lincoln Smith
Apple makes up 47% of my portfolio. Bring on the split and the forthcoming greed cause you know there's no way in hell apple will remain at 115 for long...
There's also a likelihood it keep pumping 'cause TSLA doesn't seem to give a shit. I'll wait to see what happens on Monday regardless.
Lincoln Green
in four months*
Adrian Smith
enjoy your garbage crabfolio and missing out on this incredible bull market that you've already missed months of
Matthew Garcia
AAPL bros know how it feels, I know people here were holding since the last split, it pumped back to $400 and now they split it again. Money growing on the trees.
>it's backed by the US military. and the value of that is infinite. It's backed by debt. It cannot be replaced though unless the third world countries pay up all their debt either in USD or gold. The dollar is too big to fail. Also we have most of the world's gold so we're okay. Other countries especially Europe and China are not going to survive.
no it's backed by the US Military. just try and collect on us you fucking chinks. just fucking try it. you won't. because we'll FUCKING KILL YOU.
and that is why money printer go brrrr. that is the real reason modern monetary theory works. because at the end of the day, might makes right. so either we print infinite money or we all blow each other up, and since i can't stop either from happening i might as well benefit from it while im still alive and we haven't all been blown up yet because no one wants to actually destroy the world because they'd die too. much better to just play along and live a nice cushy lifestyle because 99% of the population is financially illiterate anyways which you also fail to realize.
Wyatt Young
AAAAAAAAAAAAA WHO TURNED OFF THE PRINTER
Dominic Taylor
YOOO someone get in GEVO with me about to pump tomorow or dump
Angel Turner
>actually wanting another crash Fucking communists.
>Most of the world's gold Lmao in what world do you live where that is true or relevant?
Juan Evans
That seems kill to me
Tyler Myers
you get more shares rem.
Juan Hill
Honestly at this point TQQQ feels less risky than literally anything else in my portfolio. At the same time, it's risky as fuck because I've been saying for weeks now that we surely have reached the top and will recoil...but it never fucking happens. I REAAAAAALLY want another crash like March. I didn't know about TQQQ then, was too scared to touch it by the time I learned about it months ago, and only eased into it about 2 months ago very hesitantly. Now that I'm holding it I'm scratching my head thinking about how something so "risky" outperforms everything by a fucking longshot. It's like the DPS glass cannon except it has a good ass tank and cleric keeping it alive.
Think for a moment. Apple had splits before, it always crawled back to $400+ and had to be split again. 2 shares become 10, it pumps, you make money, they have to split again, 10 shares becomes 50, it pumps again. You cash out and buy a real estate.
Jaxson Baker
>blown past 2k >selling recently rejected >boomers continue to seethe on investing dot com
At least you made some money, user, but the writing on the wall was to at least wait for the split...
Ian Morales
It involves a banana.
Daniel Lee
Hmm virus hit. People fled to tech stocks during the spring/summer. Fall/winter right around the corner. Flu season + virus = fear. Tech stocks will be flying again. Look apple is cheap as hell post split = mass buying spree takes off. Gains out the ass quick like.
Leo Ward
Who is that? I love her
Aiden Turner
Now, today if you can.
Cameron Watson
Nice!
Colton Baker
>[TQQQ is] like the DPS glass cannon except it has a good ass tank and cleric keeping it alive TRUTH
Ryan Lewis
We need to re test March lows Stop this madness Pls
i went up to 40 shares on AAPL, now my average price is 469.69
is this based? i got my 5 shares of TSLA which im up roughly $400 today alone on, but that's more speculative. i figure if im gonna double down on something it should be AAPL.
Just buy I had this nagging feeling of something being off and shit for two months straight. I now just long more stuff and know that nothing will drop. Now AND after the split
Think for a motherfucking second Just think How can tech be worth LESS than it is today, down the line? Technology advances humanity to new heights, everybody relies on technology Technology holds literally, infinite value. Sure, commodities are a thing. But how do people communicate amongst each other on how commodities are say, traded or valued? That's right, technology.
Bros what the fuck do I do to get out of a slump? My first four months went slowly but with steady gains, but since August started I've only been bleeding with the worst decision I could make every single time. I don't FOMO or chase prices, and I use 5% stop losses at most but i feel like people are getting rewarded for diving headfirst into risky deals while I try and play it safe losing 2% everyday. The fuck do I do to fix things?
