Only invest 1% of your money into crypto

>only invest 1% of your money into crypto.

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>and don't forget to rebalance back to 1% if it grows

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>no one can beat the market. put your money into index funds and get a consistent 4% return every year. anything else is gambling.

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These are all right tho

>these are all right tho

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I really want this meme face to go away. It haunts my fucking dreams

you're missing two zeros off that
>put all disposable income into crypto
>take borrowing limit from credit card
>buy link
>pay back loan + debt on there

Fucking kek

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>zomg!! $55.36 div payout per 10k annually!!!

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same. they’re so vague that you can easily project just a little bit of yourself onto them. they feel like a doppelgänger, and threaten my place in society. the rage i experience seeing one of these bald bitches is primal, and reminds me of my ancestors finding a pile of stones where their baby once lay, monkey prints around the perimeter.

This. Dividends are for retards

> Learn Risk management and never risk more than 1% of that 1%

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>guy on youtube: "My portfolio is 90% bonds equities stocks blah fucking blah shit I don't even know, and only 10% speculative investments such as gold and bitcoin"

>mfw unironically all in crypto

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>6 figures in crypto
>$1000 in the bank

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>you have to diversify your assets man
>don't get married to one coin!

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>only invest 100 million dollars into crypto

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It's a ponzi scam user. You can't just get rich off fake internet money.

Its a ponzi scam user. You cant get rich off fake company shares.

People get rich off diamonds every year user.

Ok T.J.

i hope someone kidnaps you, breaks your arms and legs, ties you to a canoe, dumps honey all over your body and sends you out to rot in the swamp for the sun to boil your skin, insects to swarm your mouth and fester in your own waste until you die from agony and dehydration.

$BECKY beats the market every time though

>i hope someone kidnaps you, breaks your arms and legs, ties you to a canoe, dumps honey all over your body and sends you out to rot in the swamp for the sun to boil your skin, insects to swarm your mouth and fester in your own waste until you die from agony and dehydration.

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What coin should i buy for $1?

>It's a ponzi scam user.
Yes
>You can't just get rich off fake internet money.
2017 would like to have a word with you

TrustSwap

chainlink

What the fuck? Eat an onion and hit the fucking weights if you look anything like OPs pic.

I’m back to 6 now, thanks LINK.
Never selling though.

a cheerleader trying to imitate a Zig Forums poster trying to make you feel like your wallet is becoming looser with lies about how they're putting $10000 or $100000 into it and, calling you bro, that together you're going to "make it" (lose it), derisive of financial responsibility, always accompanied by pictures of Pepe and Wojak.

We don't take kindly to honesty like that around here, boy. You best be on your way.

>i hope someone kidnaps you, breaks your arms and legs, ties you to a canoe, dumps honey all over your body and sends you out to rot in the swamp for the sun to boil your skin, insects to swarm your mouth and fester in your own waste until you die from agony and dehydration.

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>>i hope someone kidnaps you, breaks your arms and legs, ties you to a canoe, dumps honey all over your body and sends you out to rot in the swamp for the sun to boil your skin, insects to swarm your mouth and fester in your own waste until you die from agony and dehydration

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>you need to trade profitably for at least 6 years before you can trade options and futures