/smg/ - Stock Market General

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>Previous:

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I did it. I finally bought tesla.


Now it can crash to 0. I have released you from your bondage, Mr Musk. Godspeed.

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Bobos are furious because they missed out while waiting for a dip that never came

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sorry faggot we're going to 3000, enjoy your gains

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>he sold off his TQQQ yesterday

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I should've just gone all in on TSLA

Thank you. Maybe then I could afford 1 of those.

this is how you buy the top

Elon is going to dump his TSLA stock and fund a Mars colony entirely based on retail bagholders

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>He bought at the top

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You had 5 months.

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I bought 100 LYFT and 100 SPCE today.

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ok bobo

why are the jews just giving it away?

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FUDGING PIECE OF POOP CUN FUG COCK RETARD PIECE OF DSANLFDJKSANFJKDSN MARKET FKING DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

FUG YOU FUG YOU FUG YOU FUG YOU DIEDEID DEIDEIDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEDIEIDEIIDEIDIEDIEIDEDE

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A Professional Top Buyer I see

>buy high sell low

You have now become the /smg/

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I still remember February 4th, and March 18th and wonder if I´m an idiot.

Cope

Welcome aboard.

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Did you just crash the entire market with 1 buy?
How could you do this to us..

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Remember when smg was only penny stocks? What happened to those guys who used to trade DRYS?

I AM FINANCIALLY RUINNNNEEEEEEDDD

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Any upside for 2H as September starts?

D E N N Y S

I mean the dip is coming, when the stock splits.

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what the fuck were you thinking man

oh?
on god?

So I sold all my tesla calls before close.....

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>10/16 3200c
What are you doing

BOBO'S FAIL TO GET TSLA BELOW 2000 BEFORE CLOSE 3000 CONFIRMED

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It's ok kneepad, I was wrong about today too. I hopped on the TQQQ train now
user that's a very dangerous option.

Ive never done options and wanted to dabble a bit i think i fucked up?

CLOSED

Bears tried to smack it below $2000, but it didn't work. What a day gentmelen.

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Just transferred my the last $10k on my savings account to my broker.
I can just buy whatever and it will go up lol.
I am making tens of thousands just buying the same weekly AAPL and FB calls and if the stock drop gouvernment and Fed just buy my stuff.

Its free money. I may retire next year.

hey if you're going to execute that waifu can I buy her as a slave instead?

tqqq all time high?
dump it

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And you started with Tesla out of all things? Lmao retard

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fucken A my man

Very nice user! Make sure to put about 40% of that aside for taxes though.

good, let this be a lesson to you. maybe losing money will smarten you up.

What did he do wrong? He still has time until then and also it looks like TSLA will be 3000 by then.

What industries are going sky high after Trump wins 2020?

I'm looking at energy companies with oil exploration in Alaska

Goddamn nigga how

I haven't been here in awhile.
How are things?
Been building a precious metals position with TQQQ gains to rebalance. The economy is so fucked I just how I am not doing it too slowly.

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guys, what happens if you buy Tesla after Aug 21st?
the stock split only applies if you held shares on Aug 21st or earlier. but the split is actually happening on the 31st.
so what happens to anyone who buys in during this time period?

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>TSLA break even price: $3200

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>It's a crab market.

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big dicked gains

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .31%, kinda underwhelming but I really thought we might head down on the indices today. Very strange profile today, don't know what it means. Very strange day, I'm so tired
Also wtf Bannon arrested, what is happening there??

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Yea what do i do to fix this? How make money. Plz big brain time frens

there was no need to take such a high risk, that's all. Gains on options are so leveraged that you can go smaller and surer

Thank you for showing me the light

user just know i love you and you're vaild, don't do anything drastic to yourself when this doesn't work out

All good, also putting some of my gains in metals.

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That's a way too optimistic call for such a short time.

then just buy every dip and sell every rip and enjoy your free money.

Ehhhh I’ll take it I guess. Kinda fucked up on a Home Depot call and am down $200 on it so far.

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6.5% up tesla all in
May God never give up on me

If you lost money today

You literally should not be doing stocks

up 0.7% today. Not a bad day, still made over $500

up 1.48% finally a green day this week. SOXL was a stinker today though

God I wish that was me. Grats.

Making it.

up 1.82 thanks to TSLA AAPL and ARKW

I got fucking shit on for a second day straight because euro markets are garbage.

tesla will merge with spacex at some point in the next 25 years

Down 2.5% today, most of my long holds took a dip. Big winners for me were appl and CRBP. Thanks to the user that recommended it last night.

Down 5% I had a bad day ;(

Not a great day but I'll recover

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who shilled me into buying gevo and i why did i immediately buy it before close

Been steady gains every day. Up about 1.2% today or $700. Really want to add in more money to get even bigger gains.

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-4%. Gonna cash out on one of my positions next week and dumping it in TSLA. Fuck everything.

Im pretty sure europe and japan markets only exist for show

2.03% day boi. Nearly doubled my account value with savings additions. Going to grab some apple and let it split, hold long for 2 years. Keep a small amount for other moves. Also holding vertex long. They are up 5% this month so feeling good. Liquidated my PMs after a tidy profit

Nah.

Elon 2020

VERY comfy +0.9% today. Nothing really interesting to discuss, but I do want to take this time to confess my love for TQQQ and FNGU. If I close green on Friday it'll be my first all green week in a while, pretty excited about it.

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1.2%
Made a mistake and could have gotten 1.4%
Meh

6.5% - it’s only $120, but still.

/smg/ is now Tesla General.

>Also wtf Bannon arrested, what is happening there??
He's arrested for scamming dozens of Trump's racist supporters.

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>Apple

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Am I the only one red because im holding bank stocks.

>TSLA will split and hit 2000 again by eoy

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Generally a crabby down day. -0.5% in my TFSA, much of which is from the TSMC dump. Up 0.7% in my fun account, largely on HQU and SUNM.

Up 0.18%, not awful considering I started the day almost down 2%. TSLA and AAPL kept my head over the water, but CLSK overcorrected and fucked what would have been a deep Green Day.

Total crab of a day but I bought the CLSK dip even though CLSK $7 next week

I am too

What the fuck am I doing wrong

Sold my .6 tsla during the 1990s crab for a bunch of aapl 9/18 calls. Worked out well

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