imagine not owning TSLA or AAPL stock right now.
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August 20, 2020 - 21:21
Thread theme for tonight:youtube.com
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August 20, 2020 - 21:22
All the normies gonna miss the train, either too poor or they buy their stocks too late and won't be registered for the Record Date tomorrow.
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August 20, 2020 - 21:22
>anime
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August 20, 2020 - 21:22
>never traded before
well they seemed like a good company that I wouldn't mind owning 100 shares of if they dipped...
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August 20, 2020 - 21:23
Why the fuck are options for CRBP so expensive, and is it better to write credit spreads or covered calls on a company that's basically a dude weed lmao company that's operating on massive debt, yet continues to pump?
August 20, 2020 - 21:24
I'll be sacrificing these two red steaks to the grill to guarantee the greenest Friday in history.
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August 20, 2020 - 21:24
how do i fix my portfolio anons
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August 20, 2020 - 21:24
Lci chads.... I don’t feel so good ;(
August 20, 2020 - 21:25
Anyone going all in on PM?
August 20, 2020 - 21:25
why would tomorrow be the record day? i thought the splits happened on the 31st?
August 20, 2020 - 21:25
Stobbit. This is mean spirited b8.
August 20, 2020 - 21:25
I licked a girl’s armpit once but she had deodorant on so it burned my tongue
August 20, 2020 - 21:25
I sold all my Amazon and Tesla in March.
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August 20, 2020 - 21:25
>selling puts at the top
August 20, 2020 - 21:26
continued
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August 20, 2020 - 21:26
>Have FNGU instead and get triple leveraged in both
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August 20, 2020 - 21:26
There are no lci chads. Only bitter bagholders.
August 20, 2020 - 21:26
What's to fix? Looks pretty comfy to me.
August 20, 2020 - 21:26
what happens if you buy tomorrow or after that but before the split?
August 20, 2020 - 21:26
Damn bro I can believe tomorrow is Saturday already, the week went fast
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August 20, 2020 - 21:27
Why do people keep posting this silliness
August 20, 2020 - 21:27
god speed grill master
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August 20, 2020 - 21:27
I would kill myself, I don't know how I could live with that. Why didn't you buy back?
August 20, 2020 - 21:27
>never traded before
August 20, 2020 - 21:27
but why... tesla I could understand but why the fuck would you sell amazon at the start of a pandemic where everyone is afraid to leave the house?
August 20, 2020 - 21:27
continued 2
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August 20, 2020 - 21:27
can I come plz? I'll invite you to my BBQ saturday
August 20, 2020 - 21:28
Don't go all in on anything
I do think PMs have a good chance to go up after this short squeeze on the dollar finishes
August 20, 2020 - 21:28
literally 90%+ retail investors do. So what do we learn from this, children?
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August 20, 2020 - 21:28
You're heavily weighted towards the top of the alphabet. Maybe it is because those are the first stocks that you see when you scroll your watchlist?
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August 20, 2020 - 21:28
UP
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August 20, 2020 - 21:28
>uncontrollably urge to jack off to bbc porn in the bathroom at work
Does anyone know this feel?
August 20, 2020 - 21:28
>TSLA splits
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August 20, 2020 - 21:29
>that discoloration
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August 20, 2020 - 21:29
Same I also tried sucking on toes before
August 20, 2020 - 21:29
