Hey guy’s need your help

Hey guy’s need your help

Bought a car from a guy few days ago and he handed me the title, we fist bumped and went our separate ways. Yesterday I tried to get the car registered but they said I have to have it notarized, so I went to the UPS store and they said they cannot notarize without the seller so I contacted the seller but the guy moved out of state and that’s why he was selling the vehicle. Now he just keeps leaving me on seen, and today I went to the dmv and they say that their hands are tied. What do I do guys? If I get pulled over ONCE it’s off to the impound yard. And I can’t even sell the stupid thing because then it would be title jumping. I live in Tucson Az btw

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Buy the same car again leave this one for parts

tl;dr

coffee is pretty good, just dont over do it... id hose that girl down if you know what i mean

If only you could sign it and ....

>not sure if kneeling or has no legs

Definitely kneeling. Still weird how far those knees come out.

That bitch has some really pointy knees.

Thats a man

You need the stamp they have, I’d forge it if I could.

this

the notarys at USPS are actually retarded just find a way to notarize it yourself.

you can see her legs under her thighs
but that mindfucked me for a sec

just get a fake diploma on amazon in his name and say you were unable to get your ID because the dmvs closed because of the corona (or get a fake id/ birth certificate on tor) lol.

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Can't anyone be a notary now?

Giv Ana.

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just forge his signature and notarize it yourself lmao

welcome to america. you should be focused on renouncing your citizenship asap. its a shit country in thousands of ways. literally a jewish welfare state.

Buy another car and fill it with shrimp. Ram this one into your new car and tell the police it was a hit and run. They'll trace it back to the seller and force him to pay you for the shrimp. It's shrimp law.

Then end up in federal prison for fraud and forgery

If you can, see if the DMV will accept a surety bond for it. You can get one from your insurance company. If not then off to the scrapperino for you.

spread yo cheeks fo me whyte boi

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Get a fake ID and have a friend pose as the original owner at the notary.

Got any other brain busters?

Brilliant

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this is why you should buy cars from a dealership. Private sales are simply too risky

UPS will notarize absolutely anything if you pay them. They'll notarize a contract between you and bill gates written on a bar napkin if you give them $20

OP, check out e-notary companies like these: startpage.com/do/dsearch?query=online notary&cat=web&pl=opensearch

You'll have to get this guy to participate, but it may be as simple as sending him a link & he digitally signs it.

thats a man

Double check that they are available in your state. Docusign's eNotary service isn't available in AZ for some reason.

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the fug do you need this notarized for?
stoopid flyover burgers.

>bitch
Who’s gonna tell him?

>Bought a car from a guy
i think i found your problem

The guy I had was a fucking soiboy who probably would’ve shit his pants and called the cops if I tried to bribe him.

The entire world is a Jewish welfare state....

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