REEEEEEEE

FUUUUKKKKKK MY MOM TOOK MY XBOX AWAY BECAUSE SHE FOUND OUT I TURNED DOWN A DATE FROM HER FRIENDS DAUGHTER!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DIDNTG EVEN NOTICE MY XBOX WAS GONE TILL JUST NOW!!! WTFFFFF I CANT SLEEP SO I WENT TO PLAY COD AND ITS GONNEEEEE AND SHES THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS KEYYYYYSSSSS!!!!! SHE MUST HAVE CAME THIS MORNING WHILE I WAS GONE JUST FOR MY GAMEER BOX NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! IM 23 WTFFFFFF STAY OUT OF MY APARTMENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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She is right

How the fuck are you getting dates if you're a 23 year old getting cucked by your mom?

>turning down a date
>xbox
gay

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lol wut

Based mom.

THIS LADIES DUAGHTER ASKED IF I WANTED TO GO GET DRINKS "ONCE" AND THEN SHE STARTED TO ENJOY MY COMPANY I GUESS IDK BUT WTFFFF I TURNED HER DOWN AFTER SHE ASKED FOR A MOVIE NIGHT!! I THOUGHT WE WOULD BE FRIENDS FUCK MEEEEEEE

I HATE THIS LAST TIME SHE TOOK MY SHIT SHE GAVE IT TO MY LITTLE COUSIN AND I NEVER GOT IT BACK

You better go have sex

Now you have to impregnate the friends daughter retard

Your mom has stolen your shit before and she still has a key to your apartment?

I mean, I'd understand if your mom's friend's daughter is a total dog, but if she is at least a 6 or 7, then yes you deserve to lose your gaming console.
Stop playing video games and grow the fuck up.

>Zig Forums - Business & Financ

fuck off kiddo

Just call the police and have her arrested.

my mom is trying to set me up too but i dont know how to tell her i dont find her friends daughter attractive

SHES TOOO ANNOYING IF I PUT MY PEEPEE IN CRAZY SHE WILL NEVER LEAVE ME ALONE TILL I DIE. IM GONNA TAKE HER ON A DATE OUT TO A RESTAURANT AND RACK UP A BILL AND DIP OUT THE BACK DOOR. FUCK HER SHE PROBABLY COMPLAINED BECAUSE I TOLD HER I THINK HER FACE IS TOO SMALL AFTER I SAID NO TO THE DATE

this
cum in that pussy

All in DMG. Move out. Tell them to eat shit. Wait for DMG to 50x and put it into DMM. Never work again.

Im calming down now....fuck me.. shes probably about a 6 at best, the only thing she has going for her is big titties. Shes as dumb as a rock because daddys money.

>I TOLD HER I THINK HER FACE IS TOO SMALL
Kek I take back what I said user, you're alright

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OP here, tell her your not interested and hid your shit

>rejects free pussy

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You guys are my fav people thought id share

Pussy is never free, buddy.

If you marry her, then "daddy's money" could eventually become "user's money".
It's time you started thinking forward and planning out your future.

She only has done this 3 other times when she comes into the area. Its minor stuff like whatever ive been wasting my time doing (games, Ipad, pet shrimps). I think shes trying to get me to have a relationship for grandkids but fuk that, the girls here cant hold convos esily

Destroy her pussy at least once to get your Xbox back

I cant stand anyone other than her dog and her older sister. They never do anything fun, just typical middle class women shit like hobby lobby.

Chad

Maybe I can convince my homeboy to smash and take the attention away from me, I'll be lucky to see that xbox unless i can keep my little shit cousin from asking if he can "borrow" it.

Then just let her do her boring shit while you go do your own boring shit.
It's not like being in a relationship means having to do everything together all the time. How you describe this girl, she seems relatively low-maintenance anyway.
If she wants you to join her, tell her that stuff's just not for you. If she insists or packs a sad, then assert your dominance as man of the house.

You ARE a man, right?

Fuck your mom for wanting you to date, putting peen in is overrated it will never compare to hours of vidya and fapping.

THREE times? You need to establish some fuckin boundaries right now.

FUCK yes im a man! to be honest she would be really low maintenance, but i have known her for a long while, we just barely talked and i think the only reason she likes me is because I enjoy purple and she knows I want to own a plane in the future. She does think im cute becasue she said so when we got drinks but I thought it was an observation not a hint.

>daddy's money
Bro you already know how to profit off of this, why are you making this thread. Marry the big the nice Jewess with the milkers and become rich

YOu are speaking the truth frend

It was my fault for saying she could come whenever she wants tho my dude, ill probably just ask why she thought it was a good idea and ask her to leave my stuff alone.

Take her keys. She's stealing your shit and telling you who to date because you have no boundaries. When she comes over she can ring the doorbell.

get out of my board norman

Guys I have an idea, what if I took her out on a peddle boat, right, and just flipped her off the side and left. Is that enough of a fuck you for having the audacity to cause my xbox to be momlifted?

Fucking retard that's the best kind you get her credit cards

fuck you, I love biz and ill never leave. Finance is a real kings game.

You know now that you mention it, she probably leaves her purse unzipped. maybe ill take a pic and post her for anons to buy crypto, I have no idea the amoun of money she has because I know for a fact shes never worked, but maybe, just maybe.

stop typing save this thread read it back in 5 years and understand how cringe it is. you're cringe and underage. kill yourself and sage

>rich dad
>tells you she wants to bone
This better be a fucking larp, what is your problem faggot just fuck her

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