/smg/ - Stock Market General

Mars mission ahead edition. Gold is falling from a failed rocket launch. Bitcoins are dead-on-arrival.

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Live Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/bull/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous

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First for SHLL

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first for anime

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Third for BABA is exclusive for Chads

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I have about $45k sitting in an Ally savings account

i already maxed my roth ira this year. I was thinking of setting aside ~5 for emergency and investing the 40 remaining.

what would you do with it if you were me?

nth for tsla 2100 aapl 500 EOD

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TSLA containment thread when?

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TESLAS BACK BABY BOOMERS SHORT BTFO HAHAHAHHAHAHA WATCH THE SUICIDE RATE IN THE 50-80 CATEGORY SKYROCKET TODAY LMFAOOOOOO

Dump into TQQQ

is that fish OK ?

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>faggot cartoons

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boomers all in on tesla shorts sir
dump it to 2030 then pump it to 2100, crush dem

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Should I exercise this $10 CLSK call? Or will this drop even lower by itself?

Take some profit and invest half of it

>TSLA moves .5%

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>10:08 AM
>TQQQ Volume: 3.5 M

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>When every single spread you wrote is about to expire worthless
Thank you Mr. Krabs!

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Please. I haven't had this much fun on this board since wkhs. Let us have thissss

SOXL/TECL/FNGU/TQQQ

fucking BASED
i fucking love airplanes

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Horsechads... it's not looking too good for us...

Gather around everyone. Let me tell you a story.
>spend everyday on /smg/ 3 years ago
>constantly lose money so leave.
>during those 3 years of absence I make very steady gains
Fast forward to this last 2 weeks
>come back to /smg/
>Lose a third of my portfolio in a week
>lose day trading privileges
>All in TSLA at the top today with margin
>I'm the only person on /smg/ who is actually losing money on TSLA
Well I'm stuck now. I'm just gonna hold until I get margin called and kill myself, or I'll make it.

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NAK is dipping. Resist the urge to buy it though, this is a distribution phase.

it's looking the same as it's looked for weeks
go back

sugoi dekai $$

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Lost $52 on Tesla today AMA

hold strong, brother. have faith that the horse shall run again :o)

just go QQQ/VOO you clearly are too anxious for this, if you buy on a high wait a least a week for gains, and bear in mind this is a totally atypical market, real life stocks trend up and down all the time short-term

My film and media stocks are falling! REEEEEEEEE why won't people be progressive and let hollywood fuck their kids!!

>he doesn't do the opposite of what biz says

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TQQQ fighting that dump. Give in please, I want cheapies.

AEYE doing it again

mind telling me how it feels to be retarded?

>Playing with margin when you don't even have enough to get past PDT requirement
What are you doing man

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How the fuck... man I'm sorry. maybe just try ETFs bro

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In 2020, TSLA's stock price hits 2000 ushering in the next phase of human evolution. Oil ceases to exist as a commodity, becoming the dinosaurs that were its creation. The wealth of countries become tied to the number of TSLA gigafactories. Their security and prosperity guaranteed by the Dojo network of owned TSLAs which serve as benevolent overseers of their domains. 2020 is also when humanity reaches the singularity, and that singularity is Elon Musk. The inventor of digital payment services (Paypal), the first real electric vehicle (Model S), the first real batteries (Powerwall), the first real solar energy company (Solar City) and first real space travel (SpaceX).
In 2030, The fabled "Model M" turns out to be a single vehicle. The collective AI of the pooled Tesla Vehicles achieves the technological and AI singularity. Elon Musk fuses his consciousness inside the Model M with the help of Neuralink (he also invented AI), achieving immortality as a benevolent overseer to contribute his genius to humanity, now called Muskanity, for all eternity. The truly blessed believers, holders of whole TSLA shares, board the SpaceX genesis ship to create a new TSLAtopia on planets in a far off galaxy.
In 2050, TSLA reports its first quarter of GAAP profit. It moons, but as each share is essentially a national treasure, it is difficult to measure it on analog caveman pre-2020 terms.

When the crash happens it’s gonna be long and hard

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>Be me
>Have a rough day yesterday
>be $600 below the $25k requirement

What's the move here? Throw it all into TQQQ, right?

Dollar cost average your current stack into a 60/40 split between TQQQ and TMF, add more money every month from wage cuck remunerations and rebalance every year. DON'T LOOK AT IT EXCEPT THAT YEARLY REBALANCE. Thank me in 20

Lol too late can't sell my Tesla because of day trading limitations. I'm sitting on my Tesla forever.

about to yolo 1/3 of my portfolio on KR, the AAPL of grocery stores

that is michael bolton, his best song would be 'how can we be lovers' ;)

youtube.com/watch?v=9JvU5w6WX78

Come on horse. Finish above 16 plz

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i told you about AEYE and you fuckers ignored me
you're STILL ignoring me

too late I buy I buy

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shit i sold that for a loss when it dumped a month ago

Fuck these lefties, literally all their complaints about DeJoy amount to fast-food-manager complaints and anecdotes. Fucking karens, JUST SAY PBI AND WKHS DEJOY THATS ALL YOU HAVE TO DO

SAY IT WITH ME, TRUE CHADS

I. WILL. NOT. BUY. TSLA.
IT'S. TOO. EASY.!!!!!

I have 0.75 shares in Apple as I’m poor. Do I hold through the split or just sell end of day?

Reposting here from prev thread for people who think think a huge TSLA selloff is happening soon:
That comes later.
People don't realize how easy we have it. Permabulls and people wrapped up in politics think there won't be a second "crash" because of corona. The reality is that those at the top have profited greatly from this if they played their cards right. Those who didn't want a shot, and those who did will be more than happy to do so again. All we have to do is pay attention, sell, and buy back at sub 100 when the clueless boomers and greedy zoomers panic sell without intent or guts to buy back in.

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Price predictions after split?

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i got ya long and hard right here pal

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Crash? This is just a small pullback before the December run starts. It won't go 300 in a day. That's not a healthy

Why is every media rat trying to scare newbies out of tech stocks?
They've been at it since late March of course, but it's getting worse every day.

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youtu.be/o6vVbz7Epsg

fish maybe ok
no

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I did do the opposite of /smg/ this week by shorting the market when everyone said go buy, got destroyed because of that too. I'm putting my future into the hands of musk now.
Thanks fren, I like Michael Bolton too.

Just hold it.

probably got buried over these teslaniggers jizzing their pants every time it moves .5%

ryzen... down

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so DEGIRO closed the short legs of my bear call spread for no reason
the underlying was 10% away from it being ITM and expiry was October
what the hell? did their risk algorithm shit itself? I don't understand why they did this

Quick someone get their rich Saudi prince friend to market order $50 million TSLA right now.

Remember when you morons insisted that TSL would never breach 420?
Good times. Always do the opposite of what you fags say.

Credit where credit is due, AEYE was shilled over a month ago. I didn't buy in :(

>I'm putting my future into the hands of musk now.
i don't think the TSLA stock is in musk's hands right now, I think it's being manipulated honestly. be careful user

volume is literally just now hitting AEYE
it's going parabolic TODAY
like right fucking now

They just make shit up dude
If stock guys up half will day BUY BUY BUY while the other half will doomsay and say it's going to crash rapidly

Nobody fucking knows in those kind of media outlets, they just shit out hundreds of articles a week stating the obvious and giving opinions and it's all just garbage.

Holy shit I’m going all in on Pixar milk calls give that fucking milkyyy wahhh wahhhhhh baby wantt miiiiilllkkkyyyyyyy

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hey what program do you guys use to watch real time stocks. I use Etrade and the 15min delay is fucking annoying. i heard thinkswim is good.

HORSECHADS MAKE IT STOP

Shows how anxious you are. From now on just hodl tsla and buy ETFs and aapl

I'm hoping the split saves me frankly.

TSLA is painting a bull pattern, probably going off to 2150.

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Of course it's in Elon's hands. He's releasing one news after the other. As soon as one pump ends, he reveals the next news. The fact is, all of this was probably finalized months ago and he's just timing the news reveals to have a continuous pump.

Good thing you went all in on tsla calls in April.

I know we are all in and cooming on aapl and tsla right now but is there still room to talk about others? I've made 10% in 15 days of holding a stock that I never see mentioned here. Its a long hold which I know a lot of you guys are mostly on the dope chase of fast trading, but they did an IPO this year and have a competitor that tripled in less than the past 3 years doing the same thing in 2018

KTOV is taking off, everybody is scrambling to cover their shorts but there's less shares to use to cover. KTOV is going to $60

did you intend to mention it or...?

Cancel that, pump it, let them in. Tell the media to talk about the split and tell Trump to hand the stimulus in August.

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I am more convinced of this every day that goes by.

Tell me more about TQQQ

Some Wall Street Journal article said it's volatile

I dont give a fuck about your pretend mystery stock

And which stock is that user?

3x leveraged QQQ so more volatile

It's literally QQQ. NASDAQ.

> Not posting the company
Why?

>and doesn't name the fucking stock
You're an obvious shill

Well you haven't mentioned the actual ticker, so no we can't really talk about it

you ever just buy something ironically and it becomes profitable? haha

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now that i've fomo'd into apple, i either cry or wait happily

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It's KTOV.

Red mode doesn’t make me feel the good chemicals in my brain. I want the good chems again.

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Also, my BABA calls are up 30%.

Woo!

>RKT calls
>AAPL calls
>BLNK puts
>feelsgoodman

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Why does Robin hood take to long bros

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here's your attention, acting so needy and passive aggressive is very off-putting btw, half of us could assume a woman wrote this

finance.yahoo.com/news/chinas-alibaba-offers-olive-branch-032125056.html

>Alibaba has moved to ease tensions with Donald Trump, as the US president continues to threaten Chinese firms.
>Chief executive Daniel Zhang said the online retailer's policies "support American brands, retailers, small businesses and farmers".
>The comments came as the tech giant announced a better-than-expected jump in quarterly sales.

BASED ALIBABA! That's how you ease tensions. Support American brands.

Scared money don't make none. TQQQ has absolutely ridiculous returns over the past decade. Just check this website every day and sell your TQQQ when it tells you to sell it.

xivinvestment.com/#myPage

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL CONTINUING TO INSIST ON IGNORING AEYE

I really need to reallocate. I refuse to sell AYX because I think it’s going to break $200 at some point. It can automate a lot of mundane tasks and most normies aren’t willing to learn to program.

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$486

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Do not bet against America or American-brand Chinese goods (AAPL).

Fuck.

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Why are you buying RKT user? The housing market is supposed to crash soon.

GUYS, BUFFET ISNT IN TSLA

ABORT
B
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Webull is faster than that for me, but I guess what really matters is which gives you more buying power.

stop calling trannies women

Confused boomers giving in
He's also on gold and probably lost 5% this week

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If you missed Tesla options, grab some Alibaba 1/15/21s or November calls quick!

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He said the only reason for that is that he doesn't understand it, he's a Proto-Boomer, you'd have to forgive him that one.

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...bro....

Only boomers hate volatility.

MAN I'M GLAD I FOMO'D INTO AAPLE

I asked once before 2 weeks ago and nobody cared so I just figured I'd ask first
See response above
Vertex (Verx) I'm not just shilling this is not a pump and dump and I do have a position of like 1
$1500 I bought in the 24 dollar range. They do sales tax software and they do it better than most. Their competitor Avalara first shares were in the $40 range 2 years ago and now trade at over 120 (not quite tripling so I apologize my math was slightly off) again this isn't something to hold less than a year to see legitimate gains but I genuinely think that we will see solid and steady upward momentum. SaaS is good business

All this People who sold NVDA before earnings call because of that one user fearmongering about muh rugpull feel like idiots right now

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>what's going on? We'll be honest, we don't know
That's basically the absolute state of the markets right now in general

What am I looking at here