>create an account on your exchange (on coinbase, be sure to set up the Google authenticator) >buy ETH on coinbase with USD or EUR whatever fiat currency you own >download the Google chrome/Firefox extension called Metamask (metamask.io/) >create a wallet Wallet in which you'll send the ETH previously bough. Store and don't share your seed phrase with anyone. Use a strong password. >send/withdraw the ETH you bought on coinbase to your metamask wallet Once you've received your ETH, go here to buy: >app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb
BE A SEALMEN DIVER >10K: Private COOMER >50K: COOMtenant >100K: First COOMtenant >200K: COOMptain >500K: MajorCUUM >1Mil: CUUMlonel >2mil: Brigadier COOMERral >10mil: Major COOMERal >20mil: BLUE BALLS General >100mil: General of the Sperm Armies
STACK COOM - SPERM COUNT: >2.1M or higher - Sharkbull Ejaculord >2.1M - Chad Sperm Whale >1M to make it bonus prego waifu >100k suicide sperm count >0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck
It's not a scam, it's a plan. Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone. This is the reason I invest in COOM. I'm done trying to outsmart clownworld, so let's outdumb it. When in clownworld, act like the clowns. So Welcome to COOMworld, put on your red rubber nose and buy COOM. Every great project must be born. And birth can't happen without COOM. So why don't you pull up a milking chair and give us a tug.
Someone in one of these threads said that he contacted coingecko and that they replied to him that COOM will be listed by the end of this day. Of course that could just be a lie.
I guess we will find out if we got COOMed on or not by the end of the day lol
Aaron Bailey
still got 80 out of my original 387..to pull out or not
Colton Jones
Im out
Austin Walker
I only put $100 in so I'm just going to let it ride to 0 or make some money back. According to it will be on CoinGecko by the end of the day. So fuck it, I could lose $100 and not worry about it
I don't own any of this shit, but you have to put rationale aside in crypto. If there's enough meme potential in something and enough people flock (coom) to it, then there's money to be made.
Xavier Diaz
nice digits nice shill if it shows potential, buy now faggot
