COOM COIN ROCKET IS LAUNCHING

This is your last chance, buckle in coomer.

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the best nuts never last

it's only the beginning for coomies

we're gonna make it

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This shit lost me probably 500 dollars since it launched

You messed up. All you had to do is wait, user. Come back to us.

literally tripled my money in 3 hours lol
feels so good man

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Shut the fuck up.

Looks like nows a good time to make it back. Its about to get listed at gecko

You must be a spiter and not a swallower

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>buys high, sells low
>Shut the fuck up

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WE ARE BOOMING AND COOMING BABY
ALL MY COOMILLIONAIRES GET THE FUCK IN THIS THREAD AND CELEBRATE
COINGECKO LISTING IMMINENT
$COOM STATUS = EDGING ALL THE WAY UP

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Drinks are on me!

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take the COOM pill while it isn't too late

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how do i buy this i am. normie with coinbase halpme

>> Create a metamask wallet
>> Transfer ETH to MetaMask
>> Visit app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb

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i thought i was stupid for buying more this morning, jokes on all of you

Need to swap ETH for it using Uniswap

app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb

Watch out for the gas fees ($10-15), may need to manually add the currency to your wallet to view the tokens you bought

thanks im gonna buy $5000 worth is that good?

if u dont larp, yes ur going to be rich

That'll mitigate the fees but... this is still high risk. If you can't afford to lose that $5000, don't do it.

Also, watch for the price impact. That's a big buy for a young token, You could push it up double digits.

Lol just looked at it with 12ETH's worth. 25% price impact.

sick im gonna be a coom whale

5k$ is a lot dude, you don't need to all in this coin. Put like 1 ETH worth, that should get you plenty.

securing that twitter handle was a good investment user.

i will have the most coom coin, you cant stop me on the phone with my broker now

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don't do it faggot.

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I bought low. I bought 0.0002. That was the low for its entire lifespan. Guess fucking what? Over the next two days it dropped to half and the liquidity and transactions were almost non-existant.

I LOVE THIS FUCKING BOARD

while you typed out your extremely homosexual post, $COOM jumped above .0003 and made the Uniswap Gem list.

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Does anyone remember Brapper Coin?

you mention brapper but not the other meme coins who made a shit ton with a shittier meme

Like what?