For far too long these damn zoomers have been trying to leave us behind with their complex projects that they believe will change the world, using descriptions best described as buzzword salads, having logos with increasingly more sides and angles.
Well, we say NO MORE! Us boomers will sit on the sidelines no longer.
What is Boomer Token?
Boomer Token represents us. It is a decentralized experience of what it means to be a boomer. It is working hard. It is getting any job you want by going up to the manager, looking him straight in the eye while giving him a firm handshake, and simply asking for the job. It is standing on your own two feet and taking responsibility for your actions. It is pulling yourself up by your bootstraps when life gets hard. It is keeping the economy stronger than ever before with the help of just a few printers. It is being able to get any woman you want by simply going up to them and saying “Ladies, you are looking good tonight”, and then walking away.
Where is the facebook group? How the fuck do you set up this discord thing?
Robert Smith
Just create a fucking account you boomer
Thomas Phillips
Fuck it I'll get my grandson to help me out with this
Jaxson Baker
Fuck
Juan Sullivan
you damn dickhead im fucking in
Benjamin Howard
Day 1 TICK Locked liquidity TICK Low market cap TICK Dave’s bbq hasn’t happened yet TICK Outpaces the growth of the grass on your lawn TICK Imagine not being in this
Aiden Price
BING! TO THE FUCKING MOON WE GO
Jonathan Robinson
our time has finally arrived, we show those zoomers that Zig Forums is ruled by boomers
Brody Powell
ITS MOONING RIGHT NOW!!! GET IN FASTTTT
Aaron Martin
SHOW THE FUCKING MILLENIALS HOW WE PUMP
William Ward
DUMPS ARE BEING BOUGHT
Caleb Jones
WHALES ARE COMING IN CLUTCH
Lucas King
WHALES ARE BUYING
Mason Jenkins
THE TIME OF THE BOOMER HAS FINALLY COME. EASY RETIREMENT
Cameron Hill
If these lazy millennials would use some fucking elbow grease we could get it to $10. Too bad they won't even move out of their parents' house! YOU'RE 20 CHARLES GET OUT