>chilling with girlfriend >she goes to bathroom >comes back out >20 minutes later we start hooking up >start fingering her, smell a little bit of shit nearby but think it’s just her dog >try to shrug it off and continue >flip her over for doggy >couple poo speckles near her asshole >I am disgust, instantly lose boner >she wonders wtf happened, I blame it on the condom >awkwardness ensues >I leave 10 minutes later
Wtf do I do bros? We’ve had sex hundreds of times and this has never happened before so I don’t wanna hold it against her but for obvious reasons I’m pretty turned off right now and will struggle to not think about it next time we hang out. Do I let her know what really happened? I don’t wanna embarrass her, but I also don’t want her to think I have erectile dysfunction plus nor do I want this shit to happen again. What would you guys do? How would you tell her in the nicest way possible?
This is absolutely disgusting. Also quite insensitive. I am new here and I don't know what this has to do with business and finance. You have problems bro.
Michael Collins
kek
Gabriel Rodriguez
You’re scaring the newfags OP
Jeremiah Miller
I’m posting anonymously on an anonymous message board with no names revealed, how is this insensitive? I genuinely don’t know what to do or if I should tell her and I’m sure as hell not about to tell/ask anyone I know in real life
William Anderson
lel
Blake Perry
Imagine the smell
Bentley Davis
You should have told hey flat out that her ass was full of shit. Women don't tolerate this from men and you better hold yourself to a higher standard
Xavier Lopez
>Zig Forums - Business & Finance
Jose Nelson
should have licked it clean u fucking idiot
Kayden Lopez
I fell for the BRAP memes and sniffed a girl's butthole about a month ago and it smelled so terrible I think I'm gay. Help. I guess I didn't expect it to be so soul-crushingly abhorrent. In the days afterwards it was all I could think about when talking to her, and I ended up distancing myself as fast as possible and I'm pretty sure she knows why. I honestly haven't had any interest in her or any other woman since it happened. I feel like a meme killed my sex drive and I don't know what to do.
Christopher Williams
yeah this happened except I transitioned to oral instead of sex rip
Luis Lee
I broke up with my ex-gf after going in the bathroom after her and smelling the nastiest, foulest, most rancid shit stink I've ever smelled in my life. It literally smelled like a dead necrosis skunk rolled over in dog shit that had been sitting in the sun for 4 hours. To this day I've never smelled anything so rank in my entire life, just imagining it is giving me PTSD and making me want to vomit.
>how is this insensitive Because you didnt fucking clean her up, you insensitive shitlord
Julian Hernandez
This is why I married an Asian woman
Jace Rodriguez
>do i let her know what really happened yes you just gotta be upfront, dont let her think you have ED just be forward tell her she was covered in faeces and the sight and smell of her repulsed you so much you couldnt bring yourself to breed with her
she will likely feel a bit embarrassed but you just explain its natural and then fuck her when shes NOT just taken a massive shit and things will be back to normal this is Zig Forums my friend we are like a family, enjoy the anonymity and express yuorself
start leaving packages of baby wipes out in the bathroom and she'll get the hint.
Camden Taylor
tell her, but nicely. she'll be embarrassed at first but it will both bring you closer & ensure she is 100% clean from now on. now if it happens a second time after that, then you've got problems
Levi Thomas
>we start hooking up I fucking hate this retarded expression. Maybe I'm wrong, but didn't it originate in the last couple of decades? I don't recall it being used in the nineties.
Angel Diaz
Fucking kek. U stupid asshole, if she's ur gf, you tell her str8 up. What, you think this shit never happens when you're married? Top tier retardation. Why in the ever loving fuck would you stick your nose, into the place shit comes from? What did you think you would smell? Enjoy sucking cocks the rest of your life
Asian women take shits too faggot, my ex-gf was an Asian and to this day I've never smelled a nastier shit than the one she took. I swear she was lowkey eating wild birds, skunks and rats or something behind my back because a normal diet shouldn't produce a turd that smells that fucking bad.
Joshua Rodriguez
it’s probably less the bad smell and more the huge letdown when you discover that the female anus doesn’t possess a transcendently erotic fragrance that upon sniffing dispels all pain and doubt from one’s mind
you will recover fren
Blake Bell
i broke up with one of my girlfriends ass smelled like poop when doggied. it completely ruins EVERYTHING. nothing is the same since.
Oliver Martin
redpill your gf about babywipes
Caleb Carter
This is the advice I was looking for. Thanks frens
Ryan Torres
i believe you, fuck man I was doing my gf from behind and just as I pulled out and went to suck her ass cheek she fucking farted - not a quiff - a fucking rancid fart, i could literally taste it. sometimes memes are real, sometimes they are fake, in this case they are definately fake, i would not wish that experience on anyone. I nearly puked.
Cameron Ortiz
This is what you stupid Americans get for not using bidets.
Jaxson Roberts
not even a sharpie pic, these newfags have weak stomachs
