Now that you made it how do you plan to find your wifeysauce?

this retarded fag has a "wifey" and you don't let that sink in Zig Forums

let it in

Instagram.

Seeing a dude who looks and talks like that being married to a decent looking wife gives me so much fucking confidence it is unreal.

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They should commit seppuku.

Why don’t you have a wife/gf like her then user?

They went back to work because they both love their jobs.

plot twist approved

It's almost like Zig Forums is genuinely incapable of ever having serious conversations like this.

Seriously, what the fuck do I do? Everyone is crazy or disgusting these days. Do I really have to go to church or a foreign country just to have a baseline 6 or 7?...

Find God and ask Him for a wife. OP always delivers.

Watch his videos too

I got myself a schizo wife. She's hot, blonde and blue eyes, but she's schizo.

I'm so alone

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who?

It's almost like "just go to church" is a Meme at this point...
Maybe I really am just that retarded.

Is she kind? If so, jackpot. Schizo is mild compared to the normal female mind, which is more akin to a psychpath.

I will attend Arizona State University as someone in their late 20s for 1 or 2 easy courses and fuck lots of sloots

Yeah, really religious, too, and hates feminism. Downside obviously, is she's schizo. Thankfully, she hasn't developed to become a paranoid schizophrenic, she just suffers from bouts of extreme psychosis. The most extreme case, she thought I turned into a shadow person and tried to stabbed me. For some reason, that gave me the weirdest boner, so we ended that night by giving her the dick.

>wears earrings
>calls his wife “wifey”
>his wife is the one driving
>wears seatbelt while parked
so much s o y lads I just can’t handle this

I actually considered this. I think what I might do is go to some local university, pay entirely out of pocket, and just study a language or two and just see how it goes.

There’s a saying “never stick your dick in crazy”. She’ll probably kill you in your sleep one night but congrats in the meantime.

>local university
Find a party school. I went to my local university for 4 years and it was absolutely shite compared to bigger party schools I've been to (Central Michigan, Michigan State, University of Michigan).

Am I crazy for finding a schizo female the only female I can actually tolerate? Thankfully, that incident was prior to her being medicated, and that was 2 years ago when we started living together. These days, she's more of a trad wife that just reads the bible and other philosophical books in her downtime while I just lurk on Zig Forums and check my portfolio/uniswap shitcoin trades like a hawk.

Anyways, Link has made me a lot of money, and I just want to say, I hope you all make it, too. Don't get too hung up about women, that's Zig Forums shit level of cope. It just sucks this meme virus might potentially ruin your chances of meeting women outside, maybe try using online dating sites/apps? I don't recommend Tinder though, most of the women I've dated there are dumb as rocks, were boring normies, or potentially give you STDs. For the latter, I'd rather fuck an escort than some rando whore in Tinder.

I've been in a relationship for almost two years. I know enough to know that there's nothing for me in a marriage or wife.

I haven't made it
My goal is to instead be the cute bf to a guy that did make it