I finally made a million dollars, now what do I do biz? How do I cash this out? I didn’t expect it to be this hard

I finally made a million dollars, now what do I do biz? How do I cash this out? I didn’t expect it to be this hard

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Order me some Uber eats

user, don't you know? You can't cash out. you never could.

Why would you want dollars?

I’m beginning to think this is true
Already have

Ring your bank, tell them a large sum of cash is coming in so it doesnt get flagged and get an accountant and pay your taxes or youll get fucked in the ass eventually.

Ye seems like this is the only route huh. Would anyone recommend a BTC atm?

I read those things take a good chunk of your money so i dunno

I think those have $2000 withdrawal limits and the fees you pay on each transaction would be way more than you'd pay with taxes

Ya but taxes and banks dont take moar u cuck?

you will lost more than if you pay to the Jews

Not at the million cap
>banks exist only to benefit those of your rank

Don't do anything until you talk to an accountant

Go to every online gold shop that accepts btc buy 6-7grand of gold every few months.

cash out, give it all to 1 homeless person, then kill yourself

why cashout? why not make more and then cashout so they're like "Oh he's worth 10,000,000, yeah let him cash out 2,000,000 we'll make more off this goy"

Think this will be my first step. Thanks anons

I’ll keep around 500k in eth

That's a good thing right. Isn't it better to pay a little more to keep jews poor.

As long as you aren't cashing out your whole balance I think they'll let you slide. Just make sure to file your taxes. Talk with your bank beforehand, maybe even bring whatever computer/device you hold the amount on and explain it to the branch manager.

You know Jews don't actually use the word goy right? They actually call non-jews fags. That is the official terminology

you have to kill a Jew and eat his soil, fren

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Jew spotted! deploy zyklon!

fair enough

convert it to a stabke coin first...

move to another country like Russia and convert money in the blackmarket also known as localbitcoin.com

dont get married, the women will fuck u big time

setup a brothel, u get easy pussay

This. Don't risk it. Pay your taxes, the taxman never loses. There's nothing you can do to 'outsmart' them that they haven't already prepared for or seen 1000x

>Pay money that helps society
>pay fee for bitcoin machine that helps some greedy jew

Really hard pick you stupid fat american goblin.

Stake it for a nice salary each year

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Remember Q3 taxes are due September 15th.

>helps society
>pays for nigs and spics welfare
>pays for tranny operations
>pays for 15 billion in foreign aid to israel
Dont pay your fucking taxes

>lives in a country with nigs and spics

Get good, faggot