Why are boomers so retarded

also shilling PNK to your grandpa wtf is wrong with you, you're going to hell for trying to scam your grandpa OP

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Lmao checked. If I shilled crypto to veterans and boomers the response would be something like dude that's just words on a screen lmao!
Imagine your grandmother laughing at you for shilling pajeet shit. Kek

You told your grandma about PNK?????????

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actual autism

My grandpa unironically retired with over $5 million in 2005 and he put it all in retarded shit like life insurance and a 3% savings bonds lmao

He’s have like $30 million now If just put in an index fund. He doesn’t believe in investing and is extremely risk averse and unironically bought high and sold low on a million dollar condo in Florida during the housing crash in 2008

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This. You should rethink your life. You are probably some cringey 18 year old. Lol at sharing this on biz on a Saturday night no less. Don't take your grandparents for granted.

why are you trying to gamble away your inheritance?

>some faggot who's probably a NEET or sub 100k net worth renting an apartment in some shitty major city
>telling someone whos lived 4x as long as you what to do with their wealth they spent their entire life earning
cringe and gay. hope all your coins go to 0

Stop asking your grandparents for investment money and get a job

even if you quit after a couple months you'll have more to work with than you do know

T. That's what I did and I'm still floating things to crypto in precious metals

He could blow it on hookers and Coke if he wanted that's his prerogative

No he literally is a retarded cuck who thinks money only counts if you work for it. He says I just need to do physical labor for my entire life to earn an “honest living” lmao

He told me he already has enough money and even if he could make millions on BTC he doesn’t want to because then its gambling and wouldnt count

You sound retarded to me trying to get grandparents on board

You definitely are a retard

>>some faggot who's probably a NEET or sub 100k net worth renting an apartment in some shitty major city
>>telling someone whos lived 4x as long as you what to do with their wealth they spent their entire life earning
>cringe and gay. hope all your coins go to 0

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How much does he fucking need he can buy a palace in Florida

your grandpa probably grew up during/after the great depression when there was massive general distrust for "banks" and "investments".

Try not being retarded and actually look at things from their perspective

She'd probably understand better if you show her this meme

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>"Alright let me finally check out this here "chained link" my grandboy keeps ranting and raving about. Hopefully it gets me a lambo like he's been saying har har"

>"hold on...what's this? four chan biz? must be his little chat room where his friends talk about business"

>.....

>"Is that a man?"

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You’re the retarded cuck for putting your financial well being in the hands of a fat Russian. Being capable of making your own money, even if you don’t have to, is what a free man does.

You fell for fucking PNK and legitimately believe it’s the “next LINK”. As retarded as your boomer grandpa is, he is a thousand fold smarter than you.

He should know after the bailouts in 2009 that the Fed will never let the stock market crash

Hyperinflation will happen long before another Great Depression

>"It says here that chainlink is 1000 end of year"
>"How could that be Eustace?"
>"They reckon that these repeating numbers on the post with that cute little frog guy means it's happening"
>"What's happening Eustace? What does this mean?"
>"Eustace is that a man?"
>"I don't even know Gloria, I don't even know. What in the hells wrong with that boy?"

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Kek

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kek winrar

kekked and checkked
youtube.com/watch?v=rxhPI-ACYSk
im a retard

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This. Go back to r*ddit OP

why would you try to convince him to invest then

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I shilled LINK to my grandfather at $0.50 and they bought it at age 71.
You just come from a weak genetic line of low T, post patchy beards.

Holy fuck are you black or just stupid OP. I’ve been explaining this shit to my dad for a year and he still doesn’t get it and won’t buy and he’s in investment banking. And you expect your fucking white haired grandma to have any fucking clue what you are talking about here in this text?

>hey grandma 20$ EOY just uniswap and buy

Cope

You probably don't have autism or asburgers then, and were able to explain it better then just sending them a text of a meme from Zig Forums like OP did

your Grandma had 3 years faggot

I told my dads based friend about chain link at $1 he bought 50k worth & now comes to me every over day for the next “Link” better than having a retarded grandma I guess

Tell Gma if she isn’t getting her suicide stack then she isn’t going to make it. Also send her this pic

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holy shit that's a decent stack

dont EVER involve your family with your financial choices, you fucking greedy disgusting vile ass brainlet cunt

checked and this

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I think he thinks he's trying to help them, but you're right. Unless they ask, don't give unsolicited advice to family over finances.

>grandpa spent his whole life working to make a nest egg to retire on and leaves lives off the interest
>snotty little autist of a trans grandson tries to get him to take more risks and potentially ruin grandfather's retirement
I seriously don't wish you well.