I’m all in on BZRX biz with 31k of the fuckers and I had a vasectomy on Friday
I’m gonna make it
AMA
I’m all in on BZRX biz with 31k of the fuckers and I had a vasectomy on Friday
I’m gonna make it
AMA
why the fuck had vasectomy?
Why wouldn’t you...
I have one kid already, definitely don’t want anymore. They are a barrier to wealth... My child support is $1300 a month
You have to go back to plebbit.
found a pic of OP
Mine is 200, you just had to be not even a poorfag but a NEET
dude you emasculated yourself, what the fuck is wrong with you? why in the hell would you neuter yourself like a dog?
I always tell women that if they want to have sex with me they have to get their tubes tied
i just don't give a shit, if she gets pregnant so what. most broads now a days are on birth control anyway
Jeez, reddit much??
>I cut my balls off even though I think i'm gonna make it off this crypto because 1300$ is too much already
OP i hope you're joking
Why not leave the country?
why not just have another kid with a better woman, and enjoy the gains from the 30k bzrx?
They literally just snip the the pipes that carry the semen to your balls... what comes out when you jizz is largely not semen so that shit isn’t affected
Still got my balls
Will be firing blanks once I clear the chambers
Why walk around with a loaded gun in your pocket if you know you never want to fire it again?
You do realise that child support isn’t a flat amount?
Guess what happens when you make it?
Your kids mum also makes it and receives an economic bonanza as their is no ceiling on child support... the more you have, the more you pay
Were condoms that much work for you?
>Vasetomized redditor also hates guns
Sad
had mine last year. best feeling ever when your doc says "no kids for you"
Kids are the biggest scam ever
Why not go full on castration and prevent balding?
Well done OP. Less competition for my kids.
i don't know man, the ideal of neutering myself like a house pet just doesn't sit right with me. i'm not gonna go in depth about how exactly i feel about it, but i guess if that's really what you want to do with your life then so be it. not even gonna try to give advice or what i'd do, you do you bub.
Too late on the balding part
When I make it, I can fix the balding haha not that I will because I CBF
Congrats user.
I can’t wait to start fucking and have no worries about getting a gold digger pregnant
Well done if you are nonwhite :)
Wow you sound exactly like me.
I got a vasectomy and a divorce after my first child. Now im 30 with 200k saved up in various investments while my ex wife and I had a -50k net worth at the divorce 3 years ago.
I also pay $1368 a month in child support and she lives with her mom.
Fucking cunt
whyd you get divorced if you don't mind me asking?
Killing it user, congrats!
Looks like you’re also getting raped with child support, $1300 is a lot of money each month
You sound like you’re getting raped because she probably doesn’t work?
God damn this is what makes me happy. My life is god fucking awful but I couldn’t imagine the fucking burden of a woman who hates you controlling your life paying the cost of a fucking MERCEDES to her every month for 18 years.
Why would you not want your kid/its mom to also make it? Faggot
>its mom
There is the problem, who cares about the mom?
Because she gained 100 lbs and smoked weed all day while I worked 7-12s in the military. Women are a scam. Just pump them and dump them. I now get regular ass from women 100x hotter than my ex wife.
Protip to OP: dont tell them you are snipped if you look decent and have a decent job. Women are psychologically built to breed and want your sperm. You will be shocked how many girls let you nut in them thinking you have sperm. Pic related
There’s a big difference between wanting your kid to make it and helping them do that and being a gravy train for the mother
Do you think I only spend $1300 a month on my kid? My kid comes over every weekend and gets everything with me on top of the child support
the only reason you exist is to propagate your seed. wealth is a scam, there is a limit to the amount of money you need.
This guy gets it.
Oh no, I’m fully aware this happens. Particularly if you’re in your 30’s like us
Girls are crazy and will try to trap you. It’s going to be fun haha
dude...
"Ive never done that before"
Lmao fucking slut.
Ive also gotten the "im pregnant" call before. Supposedly a girl was at the doctors office and had a positive pregnancy test. I said hang on a second and texted her my zero sperm count results. All she says is "oh fuck'" and hangs up and I never hear from her again.
On that note, its still sometimes a good idea to use condoms. I raw dogged so many girls over the last 3 years Im lucky i never caught something
Well apparently you’re a nigger without dignity, selfrespect, selfcontrol or a working brain, so good on ya mate. Wouldnt want more bastards spawning from you.
so you dumped the mother of your child because she gained weight and smoked weed? and then you neutered yourself and just fuck random women while you pay 1400$ a month and your child basically lives fatherless? am I getting that right?
based
But my favorite part about having a vasectomy, aside from the sex and no pregnancy scares, is not telling girls and them still letting you cum in them without birth control.
All women are like this. They dont think long term, they just want instant gratification in all aspects. They cant think outside their own little bubble of perspective. This is why you just pump and then dump.
Niggers are like this too that’s why Africa is the way it is. You’re basically a nigger with no balls. Good job.
yeah, this dudes pretty much just a spermless nigger
Yeah I’ve dated tons of girls like this who are happy for you to creampie them
That “I’m pregnant” phone call would have been epic haha
The guy never said he isn’t taking care of his kid... pretty presumptuous
I pay $1300 a month, have the kid come over every single weekend, buy clothes and whatever else they need as the mother is a tightass
I also spent 5 years travelling a 5hr round trip every weekend to get said kid
Just because someone pays child support, doesn’t mean they’re a deadbeat