Getting nervous yet?
5 days till SmartCon
Luke Morgan
Landon Roberts
No because we’re literally crashing right now. Insiders know its a nothingburger
James Green
It's going to be another nothingburger isn't it
Adrian Thomas
This fucker better say something new to look forward to.
Andrew Ward
Nothing important will be announced, enjoy that big fat red dildo up your ass as soon as smartcon ends.
Kevin Powell
> and now we're happy to present Sergey Nazarov!
> Sergey waddles onto stage
> Fundamentally ummm decentralized!
> Sergey does his best Nixon impersonation
> I wanted to thank everyone fundamentally for being part of our little project
> But ummm
> He turns away to hide a malicious grin
> I had better let our special guest handle this...
> Suddenly Adelyn comes out on stage in a clown suit with a banner that says tokens not required
> That's right folk we've sold our tokens and now have figured out a better way that doesn't use 'em
> At Sergey's cue the whole team appear on stage with cream pies and begin throwing them at the audience as Sergey makes his escape
Joseph Lee
I'm refreshing threads loving this FUD, some entities are desperate to keep people out. I though this would stop when we broke $10 as most normies would be priced out, starting to think it will go on forever which is fine by me. Still buying even at 15 which feels dirty but I have a LINK buying addiction.
Carter Perez
>He waddles on stage
>spotlight shines on him
>He frantically reaches into his pocket for his smart-clicker
>"So, chainlink oracles..."
>the crowd leans closer
>"Chainlink oracles are going to be empowering smart contracts
>same slides he's shown at every presentation ever
>"You see smart contracts"
>Vitalik is cackling in the background and crawling on all fours like a roach
>"Smart contracts need quality data, so chainlink nodes"
>a loud fart is heard and the smell of big macs wafts to the front row
>Everyone pukes
>Chainlink does a 99% nosedive
>everyone on the livestream is pic related
Blake Wright
lmfao
Levi Lee
>Sergey waddles onto the stage to introduce the next speaker
>"Uh yeah, so, fundamentally... We invited Spencer to talk about how blockchain technology and smart contracts can help level the playing field for the poorest communities in America in an era of unjust socio-economic inequality"
>50 Cent - "in the club" plays
>Sergey gets down on one knee
>Spencer Dindu swaggers onto the stage in a haze of weed smoke, pants sagging
>"YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH DAS RITE! WHATS GOOD SMART CON"
>The livechat is flooded with 'N' letters, Rory can't delete and block fast enough
>"AYO HOL UP WE DEM BLOCK CHAINS NOW"
>"SHIIIIIIEEEEEET WE GOT DEM CHAIN LINKS TOO, NAMSAYIN?"
>"BLACK LIVES MATTER WATERMELON ASS BITCH NIGGA"
>LINK dumps to zero on all pairs in an instant
>mass neet suicides EOY
Brayden Rodriguez
I am just looking forwards to watching the presentations. Have the two days off, so hopefully I can just chill out and listen to people smarter then me talk about stuff I don't truly understand while I shitpost on here.
Also, hopefully Sergey says something that makes me money.
Josiah Lewis
insider here
there will be new powerpoint slides
Jaxson Evans
that would be an interesting development, IF IT WERE TRUE
Kayden Rodriguez
sadly this is what we can expect
Jonathan Morgan
Dubs if true.
Charles Peterson
True if big
Noah Moore
kek
Nathan Perry
>Sunday till Monday
Greed spam, went all out
>Tuesday till Friday
Fear spam, going all-in
>Saturday
Fomo spam, all-out again
>Sunday
Fear spam, buying in again
You suck, and its great to see that the reporting works, looks like the majority of your shill group is afk for a month
Christopher Barnes
Non insider here
I don’t believe you
Angel Thompson
Were there any larp threads with predictions? Feels like it's been ages since we had a decent larp or insider.
Adrian Gray
No Sergey has a surprise
New price feeds will be announced
Noah Garcia
prediction, this fucker for no reason whatsoever hits 2$ after the conference. if dubs that is
Kayden Powell
>brown Id
Wow I can smell you through my shitty dsl connection
Justin Gray
Noah Moore
don't smell it, report it, off topic
Brandon Walker
I remember mainnet launch announcement, price soared
Actual launch, price crashed and recovered well.
Coinbase listing price soared so fast it crashed soon after.
Matthew Fisher
Huge if honest.
James Campbell
Chainlink oracles may be used in the election
Jeremiah Turner
SmartCon is upon us
but when is DumbCon?
Carter Richardson
Chainlink sucks donkey dicks
Jacob Long
Kek dumbcon soon™
Parker James
Lol theyre gonna vote by mail
Sebastian Hughes
>the audience is nice and settled in, there’s a buzz of excitement wafting around the air
>”aand up next! we’re delighted to present Sergey Nazarov of Chainlink” says Rory
>loud shouting and banging can be heard in the back
>Adelyn runs on stage and whispers into Rory’s ear
>”err, my humblest apologies, I meant his EMINENCE Mr Sergey Nazarov of SMART CONTRACT LTD” he says with a tired expression
>Sergey waddles onto the stage, a long piece of toilet paper stuck to his left shoe trailing in his wake
>”i know you peasants are fundamentally incapable of a single coherent thought, but STOP BUYING ALL THE BLUE PLAID SHIRTS! GET YOUR OWN STYLE! THEY’RE ALL SOLD OUT AGAIN!”
>Sergey exits the stage
>price of Chainlink rockets to $1000 usd
Colton Russell
More like Dumpcon heh
Aiden James
is it an actual event or just a bunch of people talking through zoom?
Ethan Hernandez
user a bunch of people talking is an actual event regardless if no one is listening. It's like if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it really make a noise?